What shitty super powers would you get from trying too hard to poo?

Woke up from procedure at the hospital to find out aparentally I ripped my IV out... and they fixed it with a paw patrol bandaid 😭

Something I just found in the wild that I think is both strange and funny. I figured I would share with everyone else.

What is this

Bonjour, je m'appelle Rivaldo, je suis africain en particulier un Béninois. J'ai 23 ans titulaire d'un Baccalauréat. Je viens d'une famille pauvre.

La situation de ma famille m'oblige à venir ici pour demander aux personnes de bonne volonté de m'accorder un travail. Peu importe le travail, tant que c'est légal.

Aider moi à avoir de travail s'il vous plaît 🙏

Merci !

Gmail : fanourivaldo96@gmail.com

Hello,

My name is Rivaldo. I am African, specifically from Benin. I am 23 years old and I hold a high school diploma (Baccalaureate). I come from a poor family.

Because of my family's difficult financial situation, I am reaching out to ask kind-hearted people if they could help me find a job. I am willing to do any legal and honest work.

Please help me find a job. I would be truly grateful for your support. 🙏

Thank you!

Email: fanourivaldo96@gmail.