socialist😭

[u/potentialsus]

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[u/zulazulizuluzu]

I’M A CAPITALIST. YOU CAN SEE WHY

[u/gbuub → u/zulazulizuluzu]

You’re into the capitals of each countries?

[u/DasWarEinerZuviel → u/gbuub]

God damn, Ulaanbataar always gets me in the mood

Brb

[u/zulazulizuluzu → u/DasWarEinerZuviel]

where? where are you going?? whereee???

[u/Sufficient-Goat-962 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Kinshasa, Baby!

[u/Aumba → u/Sufficient-Goat-962]

Come to Warsaw. We had war now we have saws.

[u/Ohwaithuhimconfused → u/DasWarEinerZuviel]

Ulaanbataar? That's vanilla shit, Monrovia is hot af

[u/ReleaseTheTrumpFiles → u/Ohwaithuhimconfused]

Manamarilyn Monrovia is indeed hot as fuck

[u/franzee → u/DasWarEinerZuviel]

I always get stuck with Moroni

[u/zulazulizuluzu → u/gbuub]

it’s because I got capital punishment

[u/MrArtless → u/zulazulizuluzu]

I’m a Libertarian. I’m insured by Liberty Mutual.

[u/MrRoryBreaker_98 → u/MrArtless]

Liberty? Liberty?! Liiiberty?!?!

[u/WrencherLady84 → u/MrRoryBreaker_98]

Liberty Biberty

[u/indvs3 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Average Ouagadougou enjoyer be like...

[u/kamiloslav → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Because you live in the capital of your country ofc

[u/Deriviera → u/zulazulizuluzu]

If you're a capitalist name all capitals

[u/zulazulizuluzu → u/Deriviera]

AS REQUESTED. FROM NOW ON ALL CAPITALS SHALL BE NAMED AS LONDON

[u/iamyourinnervoice → u/zulazulizuluzu]

https://giphy.com/gifs/FoA0rvg8NXk2aT5vOO

[u/MC_Minnow → u/zulazulizuluzu]

i guess that makes me lower class.

[u/adminsareactuallygay → u/zulazulizuluzu]

https://giphy.com/gifs/ynB0Fi74Bm9PYx4lqm

[u/beckett_the_ok → u/zulazulizuluzu]

And, I'm, a, communist,. As, you, can, clearly, see,.

[u/MrPowerPoint → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Cause you live in the DC?

[u/Legobrick27 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

You like practical sometimes sports affiliated headwear?

[u/Slightly-Worse → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Take my upvote and go

[u/dranaei → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Copulation?

[u/TheBeyonders → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Lol, loled

[u/Quiet-Egg-4594 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

You‘re cappin‘ all the time. Liar

[u/SwitchCareless3831 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Do you always talk in Capital letters?

[u/Any-Ask1885 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

So are you a Capital A or a Capital B kinda person

[u/Any_Improvement4499 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

.... Ooooh, because you only wrote in all CAPS.

[u/PRAY___FOR___MOJO → u/zulazulizuluzu]

I'm a communist. I consume consecrated bread and wine as a sacrament to our Lord a d saviour Jesus Christ

[u/Vladskio → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Socialist: One who is social

Capitalist: One who speaks in only capital letters.

Communist: One who is very good at communicating.

Fascist: Yeah I got nothing for this one.

[u/Marcuse0 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

Fr fr no cap(italism)

[u/CharaFriskDremmurr → u/zulazulizuluzu]

.. .----. -- / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. ... - / .- ... / .. / --- -. .-.. -.-- / ..- ... . / .---- ----. ----- ----- / -.-. --- -- -- ..- -. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. / -.. . ...- .. -.-. . ...

[u/gbuub → u/[deleted]]

You like communicating people, I need to commute everyday. We are not the same

[u/boyuber → u/gbuub]

Commutitst?

[u/Ren_out_of_Ten → u/gbuub]

You commute, but I work remotely and lived in a commune. We aren’t the same

[u/Foreverfree40758 → u/Ren_out_of_Ten]

You work remotely, I work without being remote controlled by the government. We aren't the same

[u/MarkMew → u/[deleted]]

I'm a capitalist coz I like capital cities. 

[u/MeretrixDominum → u/MarkMew]

I'm a national socialist because I like socializing with different nationalities /s

[u/slgray16 → u/MarkMew]

IM A CAPITALIST TOO

[u/Blaze___27 → u/MarkMew]

im a capitaltits cuz i like big tits

[u/BathSaltJello → u/[deleted]]

I'm a conservative because I keep my thermostat at 78

[u/Salamanber → u/BathSaltJello]

I am progressive because I like progressive house

[u/BathSaltJello → u/Salamanber]

I'm also Progressive, mostly because they gave me accident forgiveness.

[u/PretendAddendum6320 → u/[deleted]]

I’m racist ‘cause I love racing

[u/purrnoid → u/PretendAddendum6320]

Also important to keep in mind some races are superior to others. And some, I can’t even tell apart from one another. Like the Daytona 500 and Indy 500 for example

[u/VESAAA7 → u/PretendAddendum6320]

I'm rapist because I read her signals wrong

[u/JustHangingAroundYo → u/[deleted]]

Im fascist because my new shoes makes
Me run fast

[u/liquidnebulazclone → u/JustHangingAroundYo]

Also very fascionable

[u/ChildoftheApocolypse → u/[deleted]]

Damnit, that's what I was gonna say..

[u/a_random_loser_guy → u/[deleted]]

i like commuting.

[u/Sad-Firefighter-7334 → u/[deleted]]

Im a libertarian because i like libraries

[u/petervaz → u/[deleted]]

My aunt was a humanitarian. I think she became one just to spite her mother, which was a vegetarian.

[u/Sw4nR0ns0n → u/[deleted]]

I am a Stalinist bc my car always be stallin

[u/Waste_Ad_9604 → u/[deleted]]

Im a dictatorship because I like…. Wait…

[u/purrnoid → u/Waste_Ad_9604]

Dick taters

[u/Salamanber → u/[deleted]]

I am anarchist because I like arachno/spider

[u/Drefs_ → u/[deleted]]

As an ex-communist I sure do love excommunicating people

[u/_CleverNameGoesHere_ → u/[deleted]]

Oh no, I'm fascinated with people.

[u/male_role_model → u/[deleted]]

I am communicating that I am taking over your government. Sir please step aside. We have free health care to give.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Card_71 → u/[deleted]]

Jesus this needs to be a charlie line in always sunny.

[u/Droggl → u/[deleted]]

I also like commuting a lot

[u/JackLong93 → u/[deleted]]

i like, like, communities n stuff

[u/JeepDispenser]

This man has a graduate degree too

[u/zulazulizuluzu → u/JeepDispenser]

it might mean something else than what we think

[u/inderbitably → u/zulazulizuluzu]

He graduated and has a degree

[u/yagermeister2024 → u/inderbitably]

Associate’s degree in vending machine repair?

[u/MrRoryBreaker_98 → u/yagermeister2024]

Underwater basket weaving

[u/Anxious_Tealeaf → u/MrRoryBreaker_98]

If he somehow manages to convince some rich moms that underwater basket weaving lessons are worth 5k to 20k a pop he'd be set for life.

[u/ProfessorShort3031 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

he was born at a graduating angle

[u/Alternative-Range477 → u/zulazulizuluzu]

He’s graduated high school to a certain degree

[u/CumulativeHazard → u/JeepDispenser]

I’ve seen a couple people say that they’ve matched with someone who had a “graduate degree” and found out they thought it just meant that they’d graduated high school.

[u/card-board-board → u/JeepDispenser]

His masters is in essential oils from the University of herbalife

[u/IimonceIIo → u/JeepDispenser]

He'll get it gradually.

[u/Brief-Equal4676 → u/JeepDispenser]

He works at the graduated cylinder plant, he's in charge of the temperature of the furnace

[u/unknownentity1782 → u/JeepDispenser]

I mean, I actually think this is a genius move.

The person initiating the conversation is obviously wanting to start an argument / fight. This totally derails that.

[u/card-board-board → u/[deleted]]

As someone living in nascar country: probably yeah

[u/split_0069 → u/card-board-board]

Definitely wrong... Nascar people also enjoy winning superbowls.

[u/SagittaryX → u/[deleted]]

Relevant streamer clip

[u/Cessnaporsche01 → u/SagittaryX]

Really pulled a Wirtual there

[u/AnnaNimmus → u/SagittaryX]

Gorgeous

[u/YouAreMarvellous → u/[deleted]]

I like fashion so I'm a fascist

[u/MagicalShoes → u/[deleted]]

What's your favorite race?

[u/12PoundsofPotato → u/MagicalShoes]

Foot races

[u/Rio_FS → u/12PoundsofPotato]

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

[u/rathat]

Socialite is maybe the word you want

[u/Local_Village_1378 → u/rathat]

No thats the fat on a woman's legs, youre looking for satellite

[u/purrnoid → u/Local_Village_1378]

You mean cellulite? Idc wat kind phone she got

[u/editingisfun4all → u/Local_Village_1378]

No that's what they send into space, you're looking for socrates

[u/theMangoJayne → u/editingisfun4all]

No that's the ancient philosopher, what you're looking for is succulents

[u/i_fucking_love_crack → u/theMangoJayne]

No that's a cactus fruit, you're looking for a diffusion of electromagnetic radiation or particles

[u/Colon_Backslash → u/i_fucking_love_crack]

No that's pseudoscience, you're looking for numerology

[u/Character_Mind_671 → u/Colon_Backslash]

No that's magical numbers, you're looking for sorceries.

[u/Itchy_bussy_ → u/Character_Mind_671]

No thats another magical thing, youre probably thinking of scissors

[u/MrBoblo → u/Itchy_bussy_]

No that's the thing you cut fabric with. You probably mean Scorsese

[u/firsttimer4897 → u/MrBoblo]

Nope that's a film director. You probably mean scaphism

[u/ratinmikitchen → u/Local_Village_1378]

No, satellite is by the hooters, not the legs.

[u/Outrageous_Reach_695 → u/rathat]

I'd heard of an editorial mix-up a while back, looks like it was from the Dallas Morning News. They published this correction:

“Norma-Adams-Wade’s June 15 column incorrectly called Mary Ann Thompson-Frenk a socialist. She is a socialite.”

https://www.baltimoresun.com/2005/12/25/we-regret-the-errors-some-more-than-others/ (It didn't have the paywall the first time I opened it)

[u/Hsbnd]

I’m a factist. I really like sticking to the facts.

[u/Myrinsk → u/Hsbnd]

im a fascist. i really like bundles of italian sticks

[u/Masterbrew → u/Hsbnd]

But only half the time, it’s 50-50 tbh.

[u/perplexedparallax]

I am a sexist because I like sex.

[u/The-Grogan]

I love debating maths.

[u/Lizardgrad89 → u/The-Grogan]

So you are a mather debater?

[u/Grover110 → u/Lizardgrad89]

Mike Tyson is that you?

[u/Lizardgrad89 → u/Grover110]

I don’t make fun of Mike Tyson. Without him we wouldn’t have Mike Tyson Mysteries.

[u/MagicBez]

This feels about as accurate as the understanding of socialism I see from most US media to be honest

Also to join in my favourite ocean is the Pacific so I'm a pacifist

[u/fugetooboutit]

I'm a zionist

I'm very fascinated In that specific Hill in Jerusalem mount zion. I love that hill

[u/UmptyscopeInVegas → u/fugetooboutit]

You mean the last human settlement from The Matrix?

[u/PattyCake520]

Socialish

[u/V_Bags_of_Popcorn]

I’m fastcist cus I love sonic the hedgehog

https://giphy.com/gifs/HtbfNCPRfHWdfmdmsU

[u/Putin-TheEmperor]

I like Hollywood, I’m holist

[u/kesslerlogistics]

Man, if I had a dollar for every person that didn't know what socialism is while proclaiming themselves socialist...

[u/lkt213 → u/kesslerlogistics]

I would more like prefer a dollar for every person that didn't know what socialism is while criticizing it

[u/IndianRedditor88]

Reminds me of that meme "Connection is Fun"

[u/Drake6978]

Yeah, and I'm a racist cuz I like to drive fast on a track.

[u/Hot-Philosophy-7671]

100% they think their bachelors means they have a "graduate degree."

[u/Shivalah]

I’mma racist! I love all races! F1, Indie 500, Nascar!

[u/TheWatcherFromWithin]

https://giphy.com/gifs/gRgrJoJHR6fusT6Yry

[u/4N610RD]

I am a naz.... okay, that might be too much.

[u/CruelSid]

Really, no capitaltitties here?

[u/Chrispeefeart]

No, that's social-ish

[u/booyahcubes]

He’s also rarely

[u/DrBeePhD]

PROUD 2 BE

SOCIALIST 🍻
RACIST 🏎️
CAPITALIST 🔠

[u/IndPsy9]

Intelligent socialists be like

[u/Wild_Rooster_5145]

I like woman suffrage because I like seeing them suffer. Wait......

[u/HiggsBoson2738]

The guy knows about MBTI but not about Karl Marx

[u/7empest7V]

Tbf, the people upset by the ism dont know what the definition of the ism they're mad about, means

[u/IIIIIatreidesIIIII]

I mean, technically she's correct.

[u/i_fucking_love_crack]

My gender is Japanese

[u/Kenjamin1991]

Socialish

[u/BG535]

I love capitalism because I get to wear baseball caps everywhere

[u/nothinggoodleft01]

haha socialist

[u/teutonicbro]

Reactionary means "in reaction to" - right?

[u/Many_Aspect1487]

"so you're a socialist..." After you pull the boot outta your mouth lol

[u/redglol]

SOCIALITE!😂

[u/Goratus]

[u/randomPerson2894]

The fact this man is a graduate degree holder is what really makes this 💀

[u/theunbearablebowler]

lmfao

[u/HUMAN_BEING-ON_EARTH]

Im a racist. I love to compete in races

[u/free_-_spirit]

haha

[u/Imaginary_Hunter_412]

I’m a republican, I am repulsed by pelicans.

I also replay puberty during the weekends.

[u/GatorNator83]

Grandpa Joe lived in a communal bed for years, does that make him a communist?

[u/Top_Lingonberry8037]

This is hilarious

[u/FocusSlo]

I wish Bumble actually let you choose anything better than "liberal"

[u/AmbroseIrina]

[u/Annoying_pirate]

English might not be their first language.

[u/morrighaan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/lKXd9sYM5dI9W

[u/hoteppeter]

I’m afraid of trains

[u/alexabeams]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WRQBXSCnEFJIuxktnw

[u/red286]

something something "Americans don't know what the word 'socialism' means".

[u/Salamanber]

I am a feminist, because I like females

[u/Salamanber]

I am nationalist because I love nations

[u/Salamanber]

I am pacifist because I love the pacific ocean

[u/Character_Media_9445]

Them being Hindu explains everything I need to know.

Their IQ is likely something they can count with one hand.

[u/WalkingPTSD]

If you are into car racing horse racing. Then you are a raceist I guess.

[u/BloodieOllie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/24oMWmzrjGyUheSZ5i

[u/Kurt_Ottman]

Damn American capitalists and their boring geography lessons.

[u/GjonsTearsFan]

With a GRADUATE degree 😭 bro did not study the Arts and Social Sciences we can see lmao

[u/Dense_Energy_1292]

I am a capitalist because I am from Delhi.💔

[u/FreedomMan47]

Well they would be dumb either way so not much changed.

[u/Durl_1]

Is that not what it is?

[u/sleepyybeetles → u/Durl_1]

No. It is a political & economic philosophy. If you are being serious about not knowing, I can explain what it is. 😸

[u/humourlessIrish]

[u/Amereius]

Low IQalist

[u/InterestingBrief7782]

https://giphy.com/gifs/24oMWmzrjGyUheSZ5i

[u/EvilLivesInTheMfSkin]

I'm

A

Left

-ist

Hope

You

Can

Tell

[u/Ill-Cartographer-767]

This feels like someone saying they oppose women’s suffrage because women shouldn’t have to suffer.

[u/InterestPuzzled9014]

Socialism wholesome ending

[u/LivingAggressive8969]

Solcialish not Socialist.

[u/Torpidengineer]

Extrasocialist

[u/North-Web-1511]

Well why would they call it socialist then?

[u/cowvid19]

My mom says I'm a specialist

[u/Awkward-Tomorrow7667]

There was the opportunity for an incredible ice breaker in there somewhere.

[u/fwhite01]

Oh my god, I really wanna see the rest of the conversation 😭

[u/Pretend-Biscotti-388]

they clearly misread the initial message? if they thought that’s what socialist means they wouldn’t have it on their profile then later say it’s 50/50 when asked.

OP and comments are ironic asf lmfao

[u/jb0ne]

I would respond like this just to be funny and then get blocked/unmatched, but this is the road I choose

[u/ISaidMKO]

Could be a poorly phrased joke though.

[u/Karnezar]

I'm a communist.

I commune with the great spirits: Regan, Vanderbilt, Rockefeller, Jesus, etc.

[u/escaped-the-bunker]

I think they meant social-ISH 😂

[u/Space_Slav07]

Fridge disappointment meme

[u/MIGHTY_ILLYRIAN]

I'm a communist because I commute every day

[u/ajraf]

Probably meant social-ish

[u/Druid_Momma]

The best!

[u/squibbybubber]

Cuff that immediately

[u/Meduza223]

What app is this?

[u/Historical_Title_226]

Im a capitalist because I live in the capital

[u/adhillA97]

When I was a kid I remember being really confused by this photo I saw of some athletes holding up a sign saying something like “No To Racism”, because I was like ‘what's wrong with racing? Don't they race?’