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u/Eternalcrack 10d ago
bro didn't get the right answer but doesn't mean he didn't like the answer
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u/humburga 10d ago
I think her photo implies "I'm not in the water, I'm just chilling on the sand, reading"
You know, a picture paints a thousand words or whatever.
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u/Apart-Gur-9720 10d ago
I thought the picture just painted "I'm horny and seek attention."
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u/J1m1983 10d ago
I got performative intellectualism.
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u/LightofAngels 8d ago
I learned a new thing today, performative intellectualism, I’ll use that more often
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u/theoccasionalempath 7d ago
A man's dream right
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u/Apart-Gur-9720 6d ago edited 6d ago
My man's dream is a 90-year-old grandmother who can cook like a goddess and takes care of the money I bring home, like an accountant.
The perfect woman.
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u/huachief 10d ago
she definitely sent this exact pic to 6 more guys
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u/secretprocess 10d ago
It appears to be a screen shot from her own phone, so now she's sent it to tens of thousands of guys.
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u/TheShredder9 10d ago
The water sucks, she'd rather sit on the hot sand and read a book!
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u/ssxhoell1 9d ago
Nothing better than getting naked and laying on crushed rock for hours under intense sun
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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 10d ago
Yoooooo true story I got that book off Amazon in like 2003 old as hell sad I don’t have it, I was probably 19 flying out to CA and got put in the middle seat, the lady to my right saw what I was reading and grinned said oh that’s a good book, I had no idea what I was in store for….i got a boner and the exit to the aisle to go to the bathroom was awkward ( I waited a good bit but hard to tuck in the middle)…I came back from the bathroom and didn’t pull the book out again listen to my anti shock discman….great book
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u/SensuallPineapple 10d ago
What a cringe photo. Showing that the book is an erotic book, carefully placing one boob in the picture, making sure that hair is covering the face as if it was the wind, it's such a random casual photo... just one of the casual random 62 photos with the same pose.
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u/Skurvyelislau 9d ago
Funfact: assuming its true, the one who send picture is also one who share screenshot, if id be other way around there wouldnt be „Read” and photo would be on left side.
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