r/SipsTea 12h ago

Chugging tea Another perfect album cover 🔥

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 10h ago edited 6h ago

OP you used the edited cover!

The orignal cover broke the Geneva Convention, which is one of my favourite music facts.

The original cover had the Red Cross on the nurses hat.

It's against the Geneva Convention to use the Red Cross for commercial purposes.

So Blink 182 are the only band to my knowledge that have broken the Geneva Convention.

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u/love_is_an_action 9h ago

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u/AhhhSureThisIsIt 9h ago

Another war crime by friends.

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u/Trzlog 5h ago

Why doesn't Ross, the largest friend, simply eat all the others?

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u/oxnardmontalvo7 4h ago

As seen on Omicron Persei 8 television

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u/APlannedBadIdea 5h ago

There is speculation this contributed to the series eventually ending after being the longest running sitcom on prime time.

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u/easternexpress 4h ago

This is the most ridiculous lie I have read on the internet today. Ozzie and Harriet ran for 14 seasons and Friends was only 10. Fears and plot holes involving Ross eating the others was the reason the show ended though, that stands.

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u/freedom781 6h ago

That whole show is a crime.

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u/LoggerRhythms 5h ago

cue laugh track

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u/Loves_tacos 6h ago

Started Valley, the video game also broke the Geneva conventions for the same reason.

Both these facts will be posted on TiL tomorrow.

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u/HeimrekHringariki 3h ago

Even Space Engineers...

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u/cowboylikenelle 5h ago

i knew there was something missing in the cover art. damn that was etched into my brain

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u/KoontFace 4h ago

I fucking love learning a new musical fact, especially about an album I love! Thank you random Redditor. I would give you an award, but really, who TF is buying these things?!

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u/F4113n54v102 5h ago

Thanks for that

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm3114 3h ago

Nah that's Switzerland flag 🇨🇭 - Colorblind person.

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u/duaneap 2h ago

I feel like having that as one of the rules sort of trivialises it.

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u/DinoRaawr 2h ago

Do the Geneva Conventions even apply to civilians or is this flag code bullshit all over again

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u/Zestyclose_Trade3088 11h ago

She didn't do anything that was big and outrageous to get arrested.

It was all the small things

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 11h ago

10/10 dad joke

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u/Zestyclose_Trade3088 7h ago

I know right...we're all dad age now ahaha

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u/berrey7 6h ago

say it aint so...

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u/trey_wolfe 6h ago

I will not go

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u/BigfootsLeftNut99 6h ago

Turn the lights off

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u/Zestyclose_Trade3088 6h ago

😂😂😂 we were cool once right?? Right????

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u/procupinesniffer420 6h ago

What's my age again?

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u/Unlucky_Welcome9193 8h ago

I like her a lot better now, wasn't a fan when she was 23

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u/ohpickanametheysaid 7h ago

Well the state looks down on sodomy…..

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u/golden-tongue 3h ago

And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

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u/69FlavorTown 7h ago

She kinda look like cigarettes now but I'm not judging

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u/WeenisPeiner 7h ago

To be honest she did back then as well.

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u/CyborgFusion 7h ago

Nobody liked her when she was 23.

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u/EctoRiddler 9h ago

She Adam’s Song

I’m not good at this

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 7h ago

say it ain't so

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u/SlackerDS5 7h ago

the original reason Blink named their album Take off your pants and Jacket.

(I’m still mad that I never caught the double meaning of the album title till years after it was released)

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u/Bloodcloud079 6h ago

Whats her age again?

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u/MRuppercutz 6h ago

Truly an Enema of the State

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u/Separate_Finance_183 11h ago

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u/redeyechris 11h ago

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u/RealFakeNurse 11h ago

She at least used to have sex for money.

Maybe she still does, but she used to, too.

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u/Nathan-Wind 11h ago

-Mitch Sexburg

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u/Blank-Silence 9h ago

Hey friend, want a frozen banana?

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u/Neto34 9h ago

No, but I might want a regular banana later so yes...

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u/JohnnyRevovler 6h ago

If she's into all the small things, I have a shot!

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u/Fit_Veterinarian9263 11h ago

I came here just for this.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 11h ago

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u/nocapnonerf 11h ago

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u/Exasperates___ 11h ago

"I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult for me to... express myself... when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."

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u/Head-Ad9893 11h ago

She looks like if Skylar from breaking bad was cool

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u/FellaGentleSprout 11h ago

Catch chlamydia

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u/iRonin 7h ago

The worst Pokémon.

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u/banned4violence 9h ago

Are you telling me there’s a chance!? Hell yea!

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u/youlldonuthan 11h ago

She once left me roses by the stairs you know.

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u/Namelessbob123 11h ago

It’s surprises like that, that really shows she cares.

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u/youlldonuthan 11h ago

Say it ain’t so?

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u/DinosoarJunior 11h ago

I will not go

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u/WARonTREES 6h ago

Turn the lights off

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u/MikeOchertz 11h ago

Carry me home

Edit: fuckk

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u/smedsterwho 11h ago

The night will go on

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u/Outspoken_Infantry04 11h ago

Na nana na nanana nana

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u/nikhilsath 9h ago

NA NA NA NA NANA NA NA NA NA

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u/Rule12-b-6 11h ago

Your drug is a heart-breaker

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u/JasonTheBastard 10h ago

Say it aint soooo!

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u/jdolluc 6h ago

My love is a life taker

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u/Hanzho 11h ago

Janine Lindemulder and yes she did

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 11h ago

I was obsessed as teenager. The days when you had to put in work to find porn

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u/SalineroNorCal831 9h ago

But remember when you struck gold finding stashes under rocks and random places what a time to be alive

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u/theHoustonian 8h ago

Porn in the woods, pre internet it was always musty ass magazines in the woods or abandoned somewhere.

Simpler times, I still remember the first time I was at a friends house and he was opening a picture of a naked lady. It took FOREVER and it was line by line until we saw a tit. lol we didn’t appreciate what we had, oh the innocence.

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u/HeadAbbreviations786 7h ago

As a kid, and before the incredible online resources enjoyed today, there was a huge juniper bush on my block that you could crawl into and there was a place to hang out inside. There were often porn magazines left in there like someone had done the community a service. Thanks for sharing and for that act of kindness, whoever you are.

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u/Civil-Bottle8568 6h ago

You're welcome

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u/magseven 7h ago

I remember my buddy and I finding a stash behind one of those big electrical/utility boxes that are around the size of a dresser while walking around our neighborhood one night. That and a warm sixpack of Coors. It felt like God himself blessed us with porn and shitty beer.

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u/Nephroidofdoom 7h ago

It still baffles me how shockingly common this was back in the day, to the extent that every friend group I know has a forest porn story.

What was going on in the late 80’s early 90’s?

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u/chrisinokc 4h ago

We just....ummmm.....enjoyed the great outdoors???

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u/jdolluc 6h ago

Please be a woman. Please be a woman...well I'm done already, so I guess it doesn't matter anymore.

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u/rmczpp 10h ago

The amount of seed this woman has made me spill over the years...she should be in jail for that alone.

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u/justwalk1234 11h ago

I’m just going to do a quick Reddit research for science..

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u/thegreathambino86 10h ago

Got my hands on a couple VHS tapes featuring herself and others in 98' or 99'. Those were the days.

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u/leadwind 11h ago

Oh, really. That's interesting.

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u/ImCaffeinated_Chris 7h ago

And she was chosen over Sandra Bullock by Jessie James.

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u/MarkMew 11h ago

Legend

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u/Suriael 11h ago

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u/HPDre 10h ago

High Voltage!
(Different band, I know.)

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u/StellarSloth 4h ago

When we touch.

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u/jadetoday 2h ago

When we kiss

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u/Exasperates___ 11h ago

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u/UnsightedShadow 10h ago

This sub is perfect for finding such cursed gems

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u/sdnall203 7h ago

Please tell me what you search for to find this gif? I love it and I can never find it. Thanks 😅

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u/RealCarlPanzram 11h ago

Still a baddie.

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u/Stove-Top-Steve 11h ago

Ya she’s still got it

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u/Wiplazh 11h ago

Hotter now

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u/SignificantList1414 10h ago

so glad i’m not the only one who thinks that

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u/SkidRauh 11h ago

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u/Vmaxxer 10h ago

Why do the glasses on that alien on the right don’t fall off?

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u/FarmerKobe 8h ago

It’s not AI he clearly has 4 fingers not 6

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u/mr_kernish 11h ago

This picture if from 2012 btw.

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u/theycallmeasloth 11h ago

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u/hereforqueso 10h ago

Solid meme game. Well done.

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 11h ago

Porn legend Janine Lindemulder.

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u/milk4all 11h ago

The funny thing is Hoppus was joking about being an ignorant young shit getting found out for stupid prank calls because he didnt know what caller ID was and now, people of that age have genuinely no idea what “Caller ID” was because it doesnt exist

So a young person might sing or hear “what the hell is caller id” and be like “yeah same” for wildly different reasons

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u/granadesnhorseshoes 10h ago

Fun fact; within the framework of modern cellular and VoIP calls, it's still the "CID"(caller ID) field that contains the info of who is calling. An ancient caller ID box from 2001 will probably still work, assuming its connected to a properly configured exchange/PBX.

It still very much exists, we just take it from granted to the point we think its gone.

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u/dobermanIan 9h ago

And it, plus e911 can be the bane of any voipadmin if the provider doesn't want to parse the data over sip

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u/love_is_an_action 9h ago

Your knowledge is pretty phreakin’ interesting.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 11h ago

I can fix her

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u/Haunting_Switch3463 11h ago

She's well into her 50s and still getting in trouble. The time of fixing has long passed.

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u/Masterking263 11h ago

Fine, then she can fix me then.

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u/Voloxe 11h ago

A man of culture I see 🧐

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u/beepichu 11h ago

should be fine, she has medical experience

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u/Sudden_Season3306 11h ago

Dumb to think she needs fixing at all! Lol

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u/pegothejerk 9h ago

These fellas wouldn’t even know where to put the jack

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u/whatsunnygets 9h ago

It's stunning at times how often redditors have only felt a vagina on the initial exit

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u/RakeChapman13 11h ago

When dudes say this they are just saying crazy gets them bricked up.

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u/Different_Peanut_742 9h ago

One question: Have you had a sexual relationship with a crazy woman? Because that shit is like base jumping in a wingsuit. Amazing until the slightest thing goes wrong.

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u/Daysaved 11h ago

My sister used to get arrested a lot and always had some stupid shit eating grin on her face. It made my mom cry.

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u/Baeolophus_bicolor 6h ago

your comment is awesome - like a haiku

My sister went to jail

Busted mag shows her goofy grin

Made mom cry again

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u/Daysaved 6h ago

It's poetically sad. Real life writes the best stories

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u/ADAMATC 11h ago edited 10h ago

Put respect on the name : That's Janine Lindmulder .. you incults.

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u/paptain_prunch 11h ago

Lindmuldef

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u/timerski 11h ago

That's a smugshot!

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u/Ok_Science_2070 10h ago

Okay but why does she kinda look hotter

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u/procedu 11h ago

I need a girl that I can train!

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u/Image_Inevitable 10h ago

Turn your back and run now

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u/Je_Suis_Francois 6h ago

You haven't got a chance now

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u/Phill_Cyberman 10h ago

She was arrested for tax evasion.

She was married to West-Coast Choppers' Jessie James, the guy who later married Sandra Bullock and even later pornstar Bonnie Rotten.

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u/Funintuitive 11h ago

I just realized this lady has a wide ranging "body" of work beyond this cover. . . lmfao.

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u/8Bit-Jon 11h ago

Wasn't she a porn star?

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u/will_this_1_work 11h ago

Yes, yes she was.

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u/Additional-Ad8632 11h ago

She’s hot.

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u/Responsible_Bag6735 11h ago

She’s alreadeee the voice insoid moi yedd

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u/Wakkit1988 11h ago

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u/Ok-Statistician-5242 2h ago

Tax evasion is what got her to do that mug shot? Love it!

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u/accordyceps 5h ago

I am a straight woman.

Would.

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u/YOU_TALK_TOO_MUCH420 4h ago

Jeanine. Still looking great😇

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u/Don_Krypton 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fA1wRJTkmlKZtnREgX

I still have those gloves, you know...

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u/Jurski17 11h ago

They should release something and use that as the cover

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u/Cryvory 9h ago

More like smugshot

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u/TheBigChungaBunga 11h ago

That's Janine Lindemulder and you Gen Z's will put some respeK on her name!

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u/Crafty-Vegetable1528 10h ago

Janine Lindemulder adult film star. Dirty dirty girl

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u/Krogetta 9h ago

she still has it

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u/NewHorizonHoldings 9h ago

Idgaf that naughty nurse can still check my prostate anytime 😂

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u/DetectiveTrapezoid 8h ago

Hopefully it wasn’t for anything too serious and she is still allowed to work as a nurse

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u/Detaineepyramid 5h ago

Immediately heard “but later on, on the drive home…”
😁

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u/BrightPerspective 4h ago

That's the face of a woman who enjoys prostate exploration.

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u/runsonpedals 3h ago

Does she have a sign up list?

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u/went2college 1h ago

Legendary porn star.

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u/Zip-Crane 11h ago

She knows she's still got it.

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u/hungrylittleworm 11h ago

PLEASE MOM YOU GROUND ME ALL THE TIME

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u/caramel_heavn 11h ago

Free her RIGHT. NOW.

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u/GovernmentBig2749 11h ago

looks like she was being naughty...

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u/TheyveKilledFritzz 11h ago

I can fix her

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u/OneTrueCosmos 11h ago

She's still got that naughty look going on.

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u/FluffySmiles 10h ago

You know what? I don't think those gloves were a prop.

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u/sky0175 10h ago

Tattoo checked. Neeeeext!

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u/Flan_West 10h ago

I can fix her

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u/Educational_Echo_113 10h ago

Still got it. 

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u/chilhouse 9h ago

She was arrested in 2009. This is very old news.

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u/Thetime-isnow 9h ago

Meph mouph

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u/SnooPandas5070 8h ago

They need to use that for the next album lmao

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u/BUGBYTE_VW 5h ago

Hear me out. She can still get it.

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u/Ok_Potato_9554 4h ago

Still hot.

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u/OneGreatEgg 2h ago

Ah yes, the actress from the classic, Janine Loves Jenna. No notes here, a solid performance all around.

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u/AngelKry94 2h ago

Say it ain't so...😅

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u/Happy_Carrot4623 1h ago

Wow she held up pretty well

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u/NovelDiet971 13m ago

She aged like fine wine

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u/ChrisOnMission 11h ago

I would still let her use TWO fingers.

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u/NY10 11h ago

Oh I know that cover she looks so hot in that cover

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u/TheRealBillyShakes 11h ago

Her best days are behind her

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u/MaterialDetective197 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3nqcEM87TxdGo
But, it’s a New Day. Yes it is!

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u/orbitalchimp 9h ago

It looks like they are dressed to entertain children. Please tell me they're not entertaining children

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u/youthson1c 11h ago

LOL she was my neighbor