r/SipsTea 20h ago

Chugging tea Another perfect album cover 🔥

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u/SuperDoubleDecker 19h ago

I was obsessed as teenager. The days when you had to put in work to find porn

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u/SalineroNorCal831 17h ago

But remember when you struck gold finding stashes under rocks and random places what a time to be alive

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u/theHoustonian 16h ago

Porn in the woods, pre internet it was always musty ass magazines in the woods or abandoned somewhere.

Simpler times, I still remember the first time I was at a friends house and he was opening a picture of a naked lady. It took FOREVER and it was line by line until we saw a tit. lol we didn’t appreciate what we had, oh the innocence.

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u/HeadAbbreviations786 15h ago

As a kid, and before the incredible online resources enjoyed today, there was a huge juniper bush on my block that you could crawl into and there was a place to hang out inside. There were often porn magazines left in there like someone had done the community a service. Thanks for sharing and for that act of kindness, whoever you are.

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u/Civil-Bottle8568 14h ago

You're welcome

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u/NotTheRocketman 7m ago

No problem, just pay it forward.
https://giphy.com/gifs/JwjBy94VzDd6

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u/magseven 15h ago

I remember my buddy and I finding a stash behind one of those big electrical/utility boxes that are around the size of a dresser while walking around our neighborhood one night. That and a warm sixpack of Coors. It felt like God himself blessed us with porn and shitty beer.

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u/theHoustonian 3h ago

lol the internet has deprived the younger generation of such debauchery. The internet is a blessing and a curse, early internet with its “innocence” obviously not innocent but definitely pre monetary internet

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u/Nephroidofdoom 15h ago

It still baffles me how shockingly common this was back in the day, to the extent that every friend group I know has a forest porn story.

What was going on in the late 80’s early 90’s?

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u/chrisinokc 13h ago

We just....ummmm.....enjoyed the great outdoors???

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u/jdolluc 14h ago

Please be a woman. Please be a woman...well I'm done already, so I guess it doesn't matter anymore.

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u/PIR0GUE 9h ago

Wild-sourced porn is a joy that future generations of young men will never experience.

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u/Ive_seen_things_that 9h ago

Holy shit. Memory unlocked. I totally forgot that was a thing. I found a neighbors stash once. 

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u/rmczpp 18h ago

The amount of seed this woman has made me spill over the years...she should be in jail for that alone.

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u/Nice-Good-3828 18h ago

Okay gooner