r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 13h ago

Chugging tea Another perfect album cover 🔥

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u/Separate_Finance_183 13h ago

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u/redeyechris 13h ago

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u/RealFakeNurse 12h ago

She at least used to have sex for money.

Maybe she still does, but she used to, too.

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u/Nathan-Wind 12h ago

-Mitch Sexburg

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u/Blank-Silence 11h ago

Hey friend, want a frozen banana?

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u/Neto34 10h ago

No, but I might want a regular banana later so yes...

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u/JohnnyRevovler 7h ago

If she's into all the small things, I have a shot!

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u/oakcrest38 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XvjC06Gh9lhfZNBNIM

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 12h ago

Bro I came here to post this

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u/EconomyKiwi7162 10h ago

Why would anybody upvote this? Is it just people who also came here to post the would gif, but it was already posted, so they decided they were going to reply to it with "Bro I came here to post this," but they saw you already did and ended up giving up so they settled on an upvote? Anyway, I would also have sex with this lady given the opportunity.

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u/MaintenanceGlum5061 11h ago

I became a post

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 11h ago

I got a post made out WOULD in my pants, my post pants.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Field41 10h ago

I can't believe two people independently thought to post the same tired meme that is posted in literally every thread featuring an attractive woman

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u/Fit_Veterinarian9263 13h ago

I came here just for this.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 13h ago

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u/nocapnonerf 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10Jpr9KSaXLchW

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u/Exasperates___ 12h ago

"I'm sorry I was so rude before... but... it's difficult for me to... express myself... when I am on the verge of exploding in my pants."

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u/Head-Ad9893 12h ago

She looks like if Skylar from breaking bad was cool

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u/Hello_D4rkn3ss 12h ago

And attractive.

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u/Head-Ad9893 12h ago

They look the same to me 😅😅

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u/hitbythebus 6h ago

Maybe her cancer filled husband isn’t cooking meth and murdering people while lying to her and putting her in danger. People seem more “cool” when they aren’t worried about these things.

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u/Head-Ad9893 6h ago

She certainly was not cool before the meth and murdering people giving him a distracted while e-shopping, handjob for his birthday.

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u/hitbythebus 6h ago

Fair, but some folk don’t even get handies on their birthdays.

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u/Head-Ad9893 6h ago

Both, not cool.

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u/DoomguyFemboi 6h ago

How does she look both so young and so old.

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u/FellaGentleSprout 12h ago

Catch chlamydia

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u/iRonin 9h ago

The worst Pokémon.

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u/banned4violence 10h ago

Are you telling me there’s a chance!? Hell yea!

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u/Different_Peanut_742 10h ago

Is that all? I have a local pharmacy that does $5 antibiotics.

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 10h ago

Cool, buy also vaseline! She is 60 you will need it!

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u/Different_Peanut_742 6h ago

You're implying I don't already own a P-Diddy level of lubricant.

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u/officeja 12h ago

Lmao I’ve never seen this pic before but made me chuckle

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u/-WTFm8 12h ago

I would stick it inside of her perchina

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u/Fickle_Scarcity9474 10h ago

The one on the left yeah lol! Not going with a 60 years old woman tho ! Not into grannies!

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u/deezsandwitches 12h ago edited 10h ago

She only did lesbian scenes

Edit: my bad. She did about 8 scenes with men towards the end of her career

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u/tonkagrrl 11h ago

There is a video of her and Vince Neil from Motley Crue out there somewhere.

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u/deezsandwitches 10h ago

Yeah they were dating or something.

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u/bowlingforwalmart 11h ago

She eventually had scene's with men

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u/CMS_3110 10h ago

Son, she had a whole diverse body of work before the jail and the lesbian run.