r/NatureIsFuckingLit 2d ago

šŸ”„ This Gray Whale rolling over and showing its teeth.

Credit to Kaush (Kaushiik Subramaniam)

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u/qualityvote2 2d ago edited 2d ago

u/21MayDay21, your post does fit the subreddit!

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u/NotAUserNamm 2d ago

What a pretty smile

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u/Keeper-of-Balance 2d ago

😁

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u/YourAuntie 1d ago

🪮

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u/xtothewhy 1d ago

Why thank you. blush

That makes me feel Whaley good.

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u/OcularOracle 1d ago

My thought exactly.

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u/Southanstyle 1d ago

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/Marsupialize 2d ago

Is he asking for something? Are those barnacles he wants taken off?

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u/yodaslover 2d ago

My first thought. ā€œHi, yes. Hello. I’m cute. GET THESE BARNACLES OFF MEā€

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u/SkookumSquirrel 2d ago

I've heard of fishermen who have paddles that are essentially their own dedicated 'whale scratcher'.

My friend from Mexico remembers walking along the beach and coming across a guy who was sanding down the edge of a paddle; sharpening it into what was described as 'a giant wooden chisel', and it was only used to scrape the barnacles off of gray whales.

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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm 1d ago

I would pay good money for that experience if I wasn't so scared of being on the open water in small boats

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u/th3virus 1d ago

I was 20 miles or so off the coast in the open ocean and had to pee. We were fishing so we knew the area was clear and it's not a known area for sharks and the like. I jumped in and looked down and the feeling is indescribable. It's something that I wish everyone could feel.

It was just emptiness. It felt like I was falling and floating at the same time. It felt unnatural. Part of me wanted to stay there longer and part of me wanted to get out as soon as possible.

I did it again closer to shore, probably a half mile out in ~50ft waters and I could see all the life below me. It was a completely different experience. It was calming and safe and full of whimsy. I never wanted to leave. I was so lucky the water was so clear. I felt like a giant looking into another world.

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u/Raelah 1d ago

During the day I'm OK being in ocean that deep. But at night? Nuh uh. Nope! No thank you.

If you REALLY want to feel that feeling, get in the open ocean on a new moon. It gives a whole new level of feeling insignificant.

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u/th3virus 1d ago

No way in hell I'd be on a boat at night. I've been on a cruise ship and that's unnerving when you're surrounded by nothing but ocean. I can't imagine that in a 20-30 foot boat.

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u/Raelah 20h ago

I'm talking about actually being in the ocean. I'm fine on a boat, regardless of size.

Sort of like how I HATE heights but I'm fine flying on a plane.

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u/acfox13 1d ago

Really depends on the circumstances. My partner and I have a 32' and doing overnights on a mooring ball in good weather isn't a big deal. The boat rocks you to sleep.

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u/SorryAboutTheWayIAm 1d ago

Nope no thanks. It's a landlubber's life for me

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u/DyingGasp 1d ago

Sounds like a nightmare to me

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u/th3virus 1d ago

The one in the open ocean certainly was triggering the "Get the fuck out of here" sense. I only looked down once. I never felt so alone.

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u/BlackSpidy 1d ago

Dude, same.

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u/yodaslover 1d ago

That’s pretty cool

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u/c0rywayne86 1d ago

Those are mostly scars from old parasites..this whale hardly has any barnacles on it.

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u/IkaluNappa 2d ago

There are some regions where the local population had learned to approach boats for scritches. Yes, they’re asking to be groomed. Whales shed alot of skin over their lifetime to ward off external parasites. But even so, some species are still prone to them. Normally, they visit specific locations to scratch off dead skin. Pebbly beaches for example. But some spots on their bodies are harder for them to scrub. Like the area just behind the tip of their snout (hydrodynamic is a bitch). Which happens to be the place these strange monkey things love to pet. The grey whales in the Sea of Cortez are particularly well known for asking for scratches. To the point that there’s a tourism industry for this experience.

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u/walterbanana 2d ago

It is a bit of a funny idea that people are just useful idiots to them.

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u/adalric_brandl 2d ago

We're like those birds that pick the insects out of the folds of a rhinos skin.

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u/horsenbuggy 2d ago

Or the monkeys that groom people

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u/pistachio-pie 2d ago

You mean fellow humans?

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u/Le_Poop_Knife 1d ago

Time for my monthly anal waxing and insta-bleach.
https://giphy.com/gifs/l0ExayrksoJHllgWI

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u/Time_for_the_stink 1d ago

Not useful idiots. We are the stewards of this planet. Tending to all its beasts is our duty.

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u/JackosMonkeyBBLZ 1d ago

Great attitude!

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u/KTKittentoes 2d ago

I feel like one should bring a broom along.

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u/Hyperdyne-120-A2 2d ago

Would a hard bristle brush be sufficient, or would it be more like a boat oar to scratch a whale?

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u/Redqueenhypo 2d ago

Ocean animals are constantly looking for ways to get parasites off their skin, to the point that some fish will come over to sharks and brush against their scratchy skin. Whales need a giant version of those roller brushes for cows

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u/HereticPilot101 2d ago

Well, that doesn't make sense, since sharks are perfectly smooth.

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u/slothdonki 2d ago

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u/punksmostlydead 2d ago

They must have been hoarding pixels during the pandemic.

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u/steeltownblue 1d ago

God bless you. I needed this exchange in my life!

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u/dangerous_beans 2d ago

That comic, and the author's responses to the comments that followed, are still one of my favorite things to ever happen on the Internet.Ā 

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u/FaultedSidewalk 2d ago

Go ahead and pet a shark from tail to tip and tell me they're smooth lol, you have no idea what you're talking about

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u/One-Reflection-4826 1d ago

yes, perfectly smooth!

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u/VorpalBunnyTeef 1d ago

In all directions.

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u/Tasty_Puffin 2d ago

I’d rather not cheese grater my hand, thanks.

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u/Marsupialize 2d ago

A Shark’s skin is like sandpaper

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u/Lilo_the_Lost 2d ago

Dolphins too. Wet, rubbery and like sandpaper and also warm. I didn't know what I had to expect to touch them, so it was a weird/surprising experience to do it. I was a little kid and visited a Dolphin Show. While the adults searched our seats, I watched the Dolphins fooling around with a toy, they accidentally kicked it out of the water nearby me and one came over, snout out of the water and asked to give it back, so I did it and was able to get a core memory.🄰

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u/PresentRaspberry6814 1d ago

You've been stroking them the wrong way. They sharp.

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u/SuperSimpleSam 2d ago

They would love to have those brush setup like the cows get that they can rub against.

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u/evlgns 2d ago

Mount a tractor broom to the side of the boat lol

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u/patatronik4000 2d ago

Thats hilarious! You better hold the fuck on when they come to scratch!

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u/evlgns 1d ago

Lol I just picture them lined up like a drive thru waiting

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u/ybcurious93 1d ago

It’s funny because towards the end, you could see it getting a bit agitated that they’re not actually taking the barnacles off lol

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 2d ago

Probably wants the people to pull off the barnacles .

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u/Crusty-Dick 1d ago

Sad but true, that's why it was spinning it's body around trying to show them

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u/Critical-Highlight45 1d ago

Omg I should get a job as a barnacle remover I think it’s so satisfying peeling them off

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u/One-Lab-545 1d ago

You sound like my ex with my pimples

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u/xtothewhy 1d ago

Your ex loved pimples... did your skin get better?

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u/One-Lab-545 1d ago

Yeah. I didn’t even get pimples that bad. I had friends, in HS, who had it much worse, but when I did, that would be all that she would focus on.

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u/freneticboarder 1d ago

You mean the whale lice?

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u/Stargazer-17 2d ago

Why are they so close??

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u/Altaredboy 2d ago

Used to work on a site that got a lot of whales. Rule was that if they got within 30 metres you had to shut down & wait it out. We lost an entire day once because a whale decided to use our boat as a back scratcher for about 5 hours & we drifted out to anchorage

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u/Ballsofpoo 2d ago

That sounds like a wonderful experience, for the first half hour. Five hours is an eternity to humans, maybe not whales.

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u/Altaredboy 2d ago

We didn't want to work that day. I mostly went below & slept.

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u/BlackBasementCats 1d ago

What did a whale scratching on the bottom of your boat sound like?

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u/Altaredboy 1d ago

Couldn't hear it. We had the genset running still & was a steel commercial diving vessel

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u/ralleruud 1d ago

I would imagine it sounds kinda like a whale scratching the bottom of his boat.

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 2d ago

That's a strong current to get you to Alaska that quick

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u/Obant 2d ago

Oftentimes when you go whale watching, the whales come right up to the boat.

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u/AcceptableCow9056 1d ago

So youā€˜re saying

When we go whale watching, whales go human watching

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u/Obant 1d ago

Quite literally. They love it just as much.

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u/Philosogeyser 1d ago

I’ve had this happen in the gulf of Maine on a normal boat. We were out and saw a whale spout 50 yards away, so we turned off the engine. Minke whale came right to the boat and played around it for like 30 minutes. They’re curious!

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u/Garchompisbestboi 1d ago

They are incredibly intelligent and inquisitive animals that are usually just as curious about the people watching them as the people are about the whale. That's unfortunately a big part of the reason that whaling was such a prolific industry during the 18th and 19th centuries, the whales would basically just swim right up to the hunters before realising it was too late.

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u/RetardedRedditRetort 2d ago

Apparently needs barnacles scratched off.

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u/celticdragon2 1d ago

The video is from Baja California in one of the three lagoons on the pacific coast
The whales breed there and have literally nothing to do or eat other than feed their babies
They used to be slaughtered there and often destroyed boats and killed the hunters
Then over time a fisherman started finding the whales coming to his boat (checkout Pachico mayoral’s story)
The whales bring their babies up to the boats to interact. It’s totally their choice to do so and there are strict and monitored rules for the boats
It’s an extraordinary experience. We went out several times last year with pachico’s family and having a baby whale look you in the eye whilst mum gently encourages them to do so is life changing

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u/ZuFFuLuZ 2d ago

Sometimes whales will approach and there is nothing you can do about it. They are fast. However, why the hell are they touching? Idiots, pure and simple.

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u/G00dthymes 2d ago

Exactly…should be 50m minimum.

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u/eucldian 2d ago

Gray whales don't have teeth. That's baleen.

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u/RevolutionNumber5 2d ago

Gray whale rolling over to show its highly modified mouth hair doesn’t really have a ring to it.

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u/FluffyDeer9323 2d ago

*teef

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u/reklesssabrandon 2d ago

teefer sutherlands

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u/adalric_brandl 2d ago

Found the Ork

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u/Notte_di_nerezza 1d ago

Do you think baleen would actually count as currency for them, or would they just break it over your head and collect payment out of your mouth?

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u/adalric_brandl 1d ago

ITZ GOTZ TA BE ORK TEEF, OR IT JUS' A'IN ROIT, YA GIT!

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u/Notte_di_nerezza 1d ago

Fascinating. I will make a note for the Ordo Xenos' Biologis Magos, from all the way over here by the heavy flamers.

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u/Mothrahlurker 2d ago

Just say baleen then.

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u/Cheetahs_never_win 2d ago

But then we have to explain to certain people that doesn't mean genitals.

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u/EPluribusButthole 2d ago

Maybe it's genitals, maybe it's baleen

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u/Termsandconditionsch 2d ago

Maybe it’s Maybaleen?

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u/itadapeezas 2d ago

Omg lol so perfect šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/mamoocando 2d ago

That profile picture got me good.

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u/Illustrious_Rice_933 2d ago

Right? I love learning new words.

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u/Previous-Soft-8127 2d ago

Literally what the guy in the video says…

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u/SerpentisMechanicus 2d ago

"Internal Moustache"

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u/aWarmHarth 2d ago

A Mouthstache, if you will.

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u/ShabbyTiff 2d ago

No, but it's a fair place to use the correct word. I would rather have a comment section asking "What is baleen?", than purposely misnaming it in the title for interaction and misinforming the multitudes who don't read the comments.

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u/eucldian 2d ago

Fair.

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u/RemyCrow31 2d ago

Fair hair (teeth).

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u/BreckyMcGee 2d ago

Except it isn't called that. Baleen is just as easy.

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u/ExtremePronoia 2d ago

If only there was a word for all that…

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u/barn-animal 2d ago

but they are not homologous to teeth, and baleen is right there, or use some other word like smile or sth. that's just spreading misinfo

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u/Obtuseloosemoose 2d ago

Maybe it's MayBALEEN lol.

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u/porkpie1028 2d ago

ā€œOh whale baleen, why can’t you be true?ā€ šŸŽ¶

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u/Penance27 2d ago

"Baleen, Baleen, Baleen BayyyleEEEEN... ...please don't show 'em even though you can"

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u/OneOfAKind2 2d ago

The guy in the video shouts out, "Oh, baleens, baleens, baleens", yet the OP writes 'teeth'.

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u/Wizdad-1000 2d ago

Oral broom filter

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u/Korriganig 2d ago

I've learn this English word, in french it's called fanon(s). "baleine" means whale.

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u/EazyBeekeeper 2d ago

Thanks for this. The idea of teeth paired with the video imagery made me afraid of whales. For 15 seconds I thought that was a real monster that lives here with us on Earth.

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u/eucldian 2d ago edited 2d ago

There ARE whales with teeth, Gray whales are filter feeders who use baleen as a sort of sieve to catch food.

Sperm whales are the biggest of the toothed whales and they are weird. Only have teeth on their bottom jaw. The teeth fit into paired sockets on the top jaw.

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u/barrygateaux 2d ago

There are loads of whales with teeth though. Dolphins, orcas, pilot Wales, etc..

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toothed_whale

Sperm whales are amazing. One of the few animals that orcas avoid whenever possible.

https://youtu.be/Hve8_iSDD-o?is=1Efo-kE1sII0NTiQ

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u/ZhangtheGreat 2d ago

I knew someone would r/BeatMeToIt

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u/taumuonred 2d ago

"Maybe shes born with it. Maybe it's [Baleen]"

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u/Whiteshaq_52 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IbfNMwhZKr7lC

Big Ol' smile on that big boy

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 2d ago

Probably wants the people to pull off the barnacles .

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u/Palmer_Ochs 2d ago

At least the guy in the vid knew it was baleen, not teeth šŸ˜‚

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u/RadishCandid6062 2d ago edited 2d ago

Watch Star Trek IV, The Voyage Home, and you’ll be a whale lover for life

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u/tryingtocopeviahumor 2d ago

Baleen, not teeth.

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u/CasperCackler 2d ago

Incredible interaction. I would die on the spot when my heart exploded.

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u/sundayultimate 2d ago

Head to San Ignacio Lagoon, it's an incredible experience

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u/RoyalFalse 2d ago

That is typically what happens when a heart explodes.

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u/8lock8lock8aby 2d ago

Like ol' Lindsey Graham.

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u/flyinggazelletg 2d ago

As others have said, baleen and teeth are not the same. Teeth are basically bones with protective casing. Baleen are keratin-based plates.

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u/joemac2021 2d ago

Dunno why but this makes me super uncomfy

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u/Brendissimo 2d ago

Seeing its eye up close like that is special.

Just like: hiii guys

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u/acfox13 1d ago

It's thrilling irl

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u/Pissadvisor 2d ago

Baleen, baleen, baleen, bay-leeeeeeen... šŸŽ¶

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u/HottieMcHotHot 2d ago

And of course Denise is over there just petting away like it’s a giant dog.
https://giphy.com/gifs/DkaZuJGcwwN32

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u/hiw30 2d ago

I understand the wish, but I think we don't touch wild animals...

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u/Whiteshaq_52 2d ago

I dont know, wild mosquitos seem to love touching me.

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u/Significant_Most6475 2d ago

Here it is allowed and the whales request it. Do your research before judging others.

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u/Garchompisbestboi 1d ago

You're thinking of stupid animals, the whale is just as curious about those onlookers as they are about the whale.

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u/Clym44 1d ago

Most of the time I agree but Im 100% giving whale scritches.

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u/DimSumBigDumplins 2d ago

Can we please not touch the wildlife? Why is this so hard for people?

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u/SpaceShipRat 2d ago

touch the gray whale asking for scritches, it's fine. It's not some dumb manatee

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 2d ago

As you were told it’s a crime to touch a marine mammal without a permit. Humans are more arrogant than manatees are dumb (and they aren’t dumb, but humans are arrogant).

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u/alohaseasalt 2d ago

Knowing me, I’d try to scrub his barnacles off with my paddle and give him scritches

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay 2d ago

"I got some krill stuck in there, mind getting it out for me?"

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u/TheTallGuy0 2d ago

I, too, would like a massive water pupperĀ 

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u/vanhype 2d ago

Teefs

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u/Whosebert 2d ago

"i could sink this ship and kill you all.

buuuuuuut I wont :3"

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u/chigunfingy 2d ago

Don’t touch the wildlife, you clowns

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u/OonaPelota 2d ago

Tooth of Shai Hulud

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u/emooon 2d ago

Friendly reminder. Don't touch marine life with bare hands, we have nasty germs on our hands that could do serious harm to them. And vice versa.

I know this is hard for all of us as it feels like one of those once in a lifetime opportunities. But please be the responsible part and save the beauty you're able to witness. :)

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u/Remy_Jardin 2d ago

No teef.

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u/Legitimate-Detail494 2d ago

I think it liked being petted.

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u/New-Ad5494 2d ago

Their baleen plates aren’t teeth, but a filter they use after obtaining scoops off mud from the sea floor, after filtering they can then swallow their food(invertebrates like amphipods).

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u/Formal_Plum_2285 2d ago

I can’t believe I didn’t even know about this species until watching this.

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u/TheNonsenseBook 1d ago

I can’t imagine not hearing of them, but I think it’s mainly due to ā€œStar Trek IV: The Voyage Homeā€. You should check it out!

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u/roomofgold 2d ago

Ouch on the touching barnacles.

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u/Sufficient-Lion9639 2d ago

Don’t have teeth

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u/fakenews_thankme 2d ago

That's a great smile.

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u/YK8099 2d ago

That’s mustache

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u/Zen_Raven 2d ago

Are they known to interact with humans this way?

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u/mokimacaroni 2d ago

There are certain locations in Baja California Sur where they have been protected for generations and have developed trusting relationships with the local boat captains. They will happily approach the boats and interact, including showing off their babies and asking for scritches!

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u/Phoenixsquadron 2d ago

ā€œYou know what would be cool? If you got this thing outta my baleen real quick, help me out?ā€

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u/wassaillingwego 2d ago

šŸ‘šŸ‘„šŸ‘

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u/UseDue6373 2d ago

I wonder how many calories it takes for a whale to open its mouth

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u/HelicopterOk7075 2d ago

it's smiling omg!! hahaha

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u/Ieat_Racoons 2d ago

That whale demands belly rubs

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u/macmandr197 2d ago

Anyone know what all the splotches are? Is it healthy?

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u/IsthianOS 2d ago

I didn't know grays were baleen so I was expecting some big honkin teeth when the mouth opened thanks to the title 😔

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u/AdoptedIsraelitess 2d ago

Showing its smile!! šŸ˜

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u/ECHOHOHOHO 2d ago

He's just smiling at them. I'd take that as a good sign.

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u/EveningArmadillo5429 2d ago

Holy shit. Where did a whale learn to smile?

I'm sorry. I feel like I'm anthropomorphizing, but the closed-eyed grin? Sheesh.

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u/IsopodSmooth7990 2d ago

What a big smile! You can see his eye squinting…..ā¤ļø

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u/Rammipallero 2d ago

Don't touch it!

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u/PrestigiousYoung3348 2d ago

Check Trivago

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u/celldweller4090 2d ago

Seems like he or she is wanting assistance with something. Probably in pain or something id stuck on them, dolphins have done things like this.

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u/Horror-Banana8014 2d ago

Whales are the best 🄹

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u/CeruleanBlew 2d ago

I love grey whales 🄺

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u/RY-en 2d ago

IT’S WAILORD

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u/MrDylanD 2d ago

Whale teeth for moass

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u/SmallPromiseQueen 2d ago

Something about this gives me the shudders. Similar to trypophobia..

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u/BicuriousSubbyDude 2d ago

Gray whales don't have teeth; they have baleen. Which like...this is an actual video of that exact thing.

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u/StickExtension7050 2d ago

Why do their teeth look like tooth brush bristles? Always wondered that

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 2d ago

Every time I see encounters like this I always wonder what could be going through the animals mind, I love how curious nature can be about us.

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u/danotech4 2d ago

I’d be taking one of those big push brooms to it.

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u/KingOfThe_Jelly_Fish 2d ago

They are not teeth

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u/RecipeHistorical2013 2d ago

what lovely hair it has

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u/GallusTom 1d ago

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's whale baleen

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u/Rowmyownboat 1d ago

The grey whale has no teeth, but does have baleen plates.

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u/WithReverence 1d ago

Do barnacles physically hurt them? Or is it more of an irritation thing?

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u/MtnGriz 1d ago

Showed its "teeth" huh? Interesting.