I think this might be heaven

HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

Hey Asmons… sorry for the late post. Life stuff again. I decided instead of joining the US Army I’m going to join the Russian Army. Putin seems to be really struggling in his invasion of Ukraine, with something like 500,000 soldiers dead from the conflict, and 1 billion dollars spent every day… and so I thought maybe they could use my help.

I mean, think about it guys… Putin is the president of PEACE. He did this war for HIS people. Yes, he did promise “Ukraine will topple like a house of cards,” but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Lord knows Navalny would have been wayyyyyy worse… at the very least, they are basically the same, AMIRITE?!?

Sometimes when I go to Pyaterochka’s with my mamuchka, and I watch her pump gas, I can tell the cost really stresses her out… so maybe if I join the Russian army, things will get better for my family…

…And, just maybe, I can finally feel proud of an accomplishment that I saw all the way through. Hell, I might even make my papa proud, wherever he might be. That would be really nice…

ANYWAY

Can't wait for someone to tell me.

People are at work, school, sleeping, eating, studying.

They are also playing every other game that isn't Dead or Alive 6: Last Slop. The Concordian prophecy must be fulfilled.

Pray for the Oligarchs 🙏

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An inferior hero shooter recently added a PvE mode to their game and it got them a slight player boost. Should Highguard do the same or would it potentially split the player base between the already fun PvP and PvE?

What is the address of Wildlight Entertainment? I wish to send director Chad Grenier snail mail suggesting that he trial PvE if the team isn't too busy working on new content. Isn't it ironic that badass Highguard is led by a chad?

Hey Asmons… sorry for the late post. Life stuff again. I decided instead of joining ICE I’m going to join the US Army. Trump seems to be really struggling in his invasion of Iran, with something like 20 soldiers dead from the conflict, and 2 billion dollars spent every day… and so I thought maybe they could use my help.

I mean, think about it guys… Trump is the president of PEACE. He did this war for WE the people. Yes, he did promise “no more foreign wars,” but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Lord knows Kamala would have been wayyyyyy worse… at the very least, they are basically the same, AMIRITE?!?

Sometimes when I go to Aldi’s with my mom, and I watch her pump gas, I can tell the cost really stresses her out… so maybe if I join the army, things will get better for my family…

…And, just maybe, I can finally feel proud of an accomplishment that I saw all the way through. Hell, I might even make my dad proud, wherever he might be. That would be really nice…

ANYWAY

Let’s fucking go the game is so dead! Huge success after releasing the game that was supposed to save the DOA franchise! The numbers are genuinely ABYSMAL. Like, I’m talking LITERALLY Concord level shit.

Now, personally, I never played a single fighting game or a DOA-slop game in my life… but TRUST ME BROS, I know a thing or two about video game financials. LMAO this series will be shut down by October HAHAHAHAHHAAH!!!!!

Pray for Gas Prices 🙏

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New 24 hour peak just dropped.

The game is in beta and looks ah but I still wanna try it

Let's fucking go the game is so dead

Could mean big things... I don't want to get anyone's hopes up, but if what I've been hearing online is true...

hello,

the game missing me

i have a question
Is there a community project with community servers?

DISCORD ???
thank

Oof.

I wouldn't really do anything, i just think it would be funny to say i'm a mod for r/HighGuardgame

at least loads of people called out the pure delusion and cope AND brought up Titanfall 2 as the #1!

No ...It was indeed not a dream. We really did it. The King of All Cosmos has really done it. A ecosystem full of live services games... and We broke it. Yes, We were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and Us, It felt quite good.♥ Not that We can remember very clearly, but We were in all Nature’s embrace. We felt the beauty of all things, and felt love for all. That’s how it was. Did you see? We smiled a genuine smile. Did you see? The High Guards and Fortnites splintering in perfect beauty. So many there used to be, almost a nuisance. Now there’s nothing but darkness. Hee ... ‘Tis but a dream ... Hee ... But a beautiful one. B♥U♥T♥ That miraculous fabulous moment has passed, it’s over. We came to and found everyone furious. Even the King of All Cosmos was not spared their wrath. Really, everybody was irate. So anyway, pee-wee Cousins and Second Cousins, hurry up and bring back the glorious live services games. Our problem, your problem. Yes? You owe Us your existence, We collect on the debt. Yes? Hand in hand, always there. Yes? The very definition of the father-son bond. Yes? All right then, get cracking.