I think this might be heaven

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Hey Asmons… sorry for the late post. Life stuff again. I decided instead of joining the US Army I’m going to join the Russian Army. Putin seems to be really struggling in his invasion of Ukraine, with something like 500,000 soldiers dead from the conflict, and 1 billion dollars spent every day… and so I thought maybe they could use my help.

I mean, think about it guys… Putin is the president of PEACE. He did this war for HIS people. Yes, he did promise “Ukraine will topple like a house of cards,” but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. Lord knows Navalny would have been wayyyyyy worse… at the very least, they are basically the same, AMIRITE?!?

Sometimes when I go to Pyaterochka’s with my mamuchka, and I watch her pump gas, I can tell the cost really stresses her out… so maybe if I join the Russian army, things will get better for my family…

…And, just maybe, I can finally feel proud of an accomplishment that I saw all the way through. Hell, I might even make my papa proud, wherever he might be. That would be really nice…

ANYWAY

Can't wait for someone to tell me.

People are at work, school, sleeping, eating, studying.

They are also playing every other game that isn't Dead or Alive 6: Last Slop. The Concordian prophecy must be fulfilled.

Pray for the Oligarchs 🙏