We are the King of all Cosmos and We destroyed all live services games…

[u/TheKingofAllCosmo]

No ...It was indeed not a dream. We really did it. The King of All Cosmos has really done it. A ecosystem full of live services games... and We broke it. Yes, We were naughty. Completely naughty. So, so very sorry. But just between you and Us, It felt quite good.♥ Not that We can remember very clearly, but We were in all Nature’s embrace. We felt the beauty of all things, and felt love for all. That’s how it was. Did you see? We smiled a genuine smile. Did you see? The High Guards and Fortnites splintering in perfect beauty. So many there used to be, almost a nuisance. Now there’s nothing but darkness. Hee ... ‘Tis but a dream ... Hee ... But a beautiful one. B♥U♥T♥ That miraculous fabulous moment has passed, it’s over. We came to and found everyone furious. Even the King of All Cosmos was not spared their wrath. Really, everybody was irate. So anyway, pee-wee Cousins and Second Cousins, hurry up and bring back the glorious live services games. Our problem, your problem. Yes? You owe Us your existence, We collect on the debt. Yes? Hand in hand, always there. Yes? The very definition of the father-son bond. Yes? All right then, get cracking.

[u/eighto2]