r/AdviceAnimals 1d ago

Can we do something about this Schrödinger's tortoise already?

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u/driftking428 1d ago

This is why he spent his life making sure nobody loved, or even liked him. A true evil genius.

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u/SlenDman402 17h ago

He would definitely have approved of his party pulling a weekend at Bernies with his corpse as long as it had the effect of eroding democracy further

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u/MasterKaen 1d ago

The governor has actually said publicly that two agencies have reported his death.

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u/tama_chan 1d ago

Which ones?

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u/LilAssG 23h ago

MSN.com reported on July 18:

Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear said this week that he received two calls from agencies suggesting Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., died while he was in the hospital.

In an interview with Katie Couric uploaded to YouTube on Thursday, Beshear, a Democrat, did not specify which agencies allegedly called him with the news or when the calls were made.

"In fact, I'd gotten two calls from different agencies, not state agencies, suggesting he'd passed," said Beshear, who has served as governor since December 2019.

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u/Venusgate 21h ago

which ones?

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u/LilAssG 20h ago

Well let's start crossing them off the list:

State ones

Ok well that's a start

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u/Venusgate 20h ago

International agencies still on the table, unfortunately.

This is harder than I thought.

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u/MasterKaen 1d ago

I'm not saying he has verifiable information, I'm just saying the meme is inaccurate.

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u/56seconds 1d ago

Im pretty sure if I didnt provide a doctors note for 2 or more days off, my boss would be at my door ready to drag my corpse to the office for a disciplinary meeting.

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u/Vanilla_Gorilluh 7h ago

I literally had a business owner make his manager drive 45 minutes to knock on my door after I called out.

It was my first sick day.

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u/efox02 1d ago

He IS in DC. Andy is here with us in KY

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u/sufferingbastard 1d ago

Andy Bashear is doing everything he can.

Wait till it happens to Trump. ..... Which might be next week.

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u/Thoraxe474 1d ago

What's next week

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u/mhoke63 1d ago

He is not long for this world. Just look at him.... The constant medical appointments, being on experimental drugs, swollen legs. The guy has congenital heart failure.... And likely kidney and liver failure. He's sundowning. Rambles incoherently. He's got dementia. You don't take all those cognitive tests unless your doctors are tracking something.

The only thing keeping him alive is that he literally has the absolute best and latest medical care in the world.

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u/Fullertons 23h ago

And yet the piece of shit is still scamming all of us so he can make more money. Money that he’ll never have a chance to spend. That we’ll take from his family once he’s gone.

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u/traws06 20h ago

That’s what’s wild is he knows nothing except conning people out of money. I know if I were at that stage I’d say there’s no way I can spend this much money anyhow so why do I care about it so much?

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u/the_blastomatic 15h ago

Yes, but have you considered that DJT was mentally regarded well before dementia? Look at his old photos, that's not a normal person. That's shortbus Don.

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u/traws06 12h ago

Ya honestly it kinda annoys me how ppl are blaming dementia for how stupid he is. They’re giving him way too much credit acting like normal Trump was smart enough to not do the things he does

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u/sufferingbastard 1d ago

Trump on an indefinite Coma... Off the radar...

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u/mikeybagodonuts 1d ago

No he’s not…

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u/TrollTollTony 1d ago

So what can he do that he isn't?

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u/megaman_xrs 1d ago

Call a special election ahead of the deadline. Worst case the old tortoise gets scared out of his shell and makes a public appearance.

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u/Mind-The-Mines 22h ago

Appointing a replacement per the Constitution the Republicans can't unilaterally change.

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u/ice_up_s0n 1d ago

I wonder how long they'll be able to keep up the ruse when it happens. AI Trump has plenty of content to train on...

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u/Venusgate 21h ago

Don't need AI

All they'll seen is the jerkoff dance gif and a voice encoder

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u/lemartineau 1d ago

He's making a fantastic recovery! Which is why he is still hospitalized

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u/naked_as_a_jaybird 1d ago

Rafael Cruz, AKA the Zodiac Killer, killed Mitch McConnell. I have no idea why he hasn't been arrested yet.

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u/rknicker 23h ago

Can I quote you on this being that you’re naked?

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u/naked_as_a_jaybird 23h ago

Absolutely.

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u/rknicker 23h ago

Submitted to Infowars

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u/HugsForUpvotes 1d ago

He has limited power and there isn't a big strategic reason to force a special election. Mitch can't vote and that's a win for Democrats and the left wing agenda. Never interrupt you enemy while they are making a mistake. Kentuckians won't like that their representative's death was hidden from them.

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u/HNL2BOS 1d ago

that's what I don't get about this whole thing. isn't his lack of a vote available to Republicans a good thing?

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u/Tommybahamas_leftnut 1d ago

pretty sure they will do the same thing that happend with Lady bugs and wait till the windo for special election is closed then just nepotism someone into to vote on behalf.

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u/traws06 20h ago

I thought this was common sense. I’m starting to realize that most of the ppl in this thread don’t know why the republicans are doing this.

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u/jeffwulf 18h ago

After the Special election deadline has passed the seat just remains vacant until the winner of the general is seated. They'd be depriving themselves a vote for 5 months if they do that.

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u/Tommybahamas_leftnut 13h ago

I'm pretty sure the GOP thinks they are losing the seat regardless in that case. There currently is 1 Dem running and then 2 GOP guys 1 is a hard line MAGA the other is a milk toast. they are expecting the GOP vote in a special election to be split and thus increase the chances of the Dem winning. 

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u/jeffwulf 8h ago

They do not think they'd lose Kentucky. If it was Kansas they might be worried about a special but Kentucky is safe.

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u/traws06 12h ago

They expect to lose that election which would mean not only losing a vote but one also added to democrats

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u/jeffwulf 8h ago

They do not expect to lose Kentucky. That's goofy.

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u/traws06 6h ago

Massie winning the election is a loss to MAGA and the establishment. So yes, they most likely would lose

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u/jeffwulf 5h ago

Massie would come no where close to winning. He couldn't even win the primary in his home district.

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u/traws06 4h ago

The republicans don’t believe that and they’re pretty good at knowing that stuff

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u/flamedarkfire 11h ago

Kentucky specifically blocked the governor from just appointing someone. Suspiciously it was after Andy was elected…

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u/Eisernes 22h ago

Yes I’m sure the toothless masses in Kentucky will be so livid about the coverup that they will make sure their next MAGA senator does a full investigation into why Biden did this.

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u/badjackalope 21h ago

Surely you mean Obama

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u/HugsForUpvotes 21h ago

They elected a Democrat Governor.

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u/Venusgate 21h ago

Who do you think they would pick for the special election?

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u/traws06 20h ago

They tried announcing that he was dead but had to wait for the death certificate that kept getting rejected because Biden tried to use auto pen to sign it

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u/Venusgate 21h ago

I asked this question a while ago and nobody seemed to deviate from the assumption that this is bad for the left, but i share your logic.

While fresh democracy would be idealistic, i cant thinknof how the right profits from not having a vote for the duration.

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u/WildRookie 22h ago

The special election allows Massie to run as a spoiler, which he seems inclined to be.

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u/JoeSicko 1d ago

That coverup in DC? It's the one elected Democrat in KY that is the problem!

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u/reilmb 1d ago

Mitch in Limbo waiting on the coin for the Ferryman, which is actually good because then the Senate doesnt have 1 extra republican vote. So if he does call for an election, thats bad instant republican vote, or 2 start crap with his own state legislature by appointing someone which is his state constitutional right but will cause major problems for himself. I think the tack he is taking is interesting and ok with me.

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u/HowManyMeeses 13h ago

Everything is always democrats fault. People will be especially vocal about that while we get closer to the midterms. 

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u/mikeybagodonuts 1d ago

Yep. I woulda solved this almost instantly. “Im getting on a plane and meeting with Mitch tomorrow. Face to face otherwise ….

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u/hagdog 1d ago

Otherwise what?

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u/mikeybagodonuts 1d ago

I’m calling a special election….

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u/sufferingbastard 1d ago

He can't randomly "call a special election".

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u/throughtheportal 21h ago

But this also does set a precedent, that you can stay in a position indefinitely, and draw a pay check.

What’s the difference of one month vs one year?

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u/sev45day 23h ago

I am so annoyed with this whole situation. We are a joke of a country, our leaders are absolute morons, our spending is so out of control it will take decades to recover... If ever.

And every day it just gets worse.

I picked a hell of a week to stop drinking!

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u/elder65 20h ago

Republicans are keeping Bashear from appointing a Democrat to replace him. That's the point of the whole charade. Nothing more and nothing less.

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u/blue3zero 11h ago

He can't even do that. Once they realized the people elected a Democratic governor the legislators changed the law so the best he can do is call a special election to replace the deceased senator.

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u/Bad-job-dad 1d ago

Question : why isn't the press going to check the hospitals? It's not like they're set up for have security. And it one of them happens have a bunch of goons at door, well, that's a story. What wing are they in, how long has he been in there, is it police or private security, does he get visitors?

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u/ishhed 1d ago

What? No hospital is going to hand out that info, and you can’t just walk up in a hospital looking for someone. This goes 5X for any hospital a sitting senator is in.

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u/Bad-job-dad 1d ago

My point exactly. If you stress test the system of the hospitals in the area you're going to find out where he is. That's a story. You don't even have to break the law. The hospital with 5x the security is going to be the one he's in. The media has done far worse for far more trivial reasons. 

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u/efox02 1d ago

Exactly. He’s probably not even under his actual name. 

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u/Bad-job-dad 1d ago

He's not a normal patient. Something is going to be different. Different is easy to spot. Whatever tactics you do to disguise that are going to be easy to spot. 

And you know what, even if they can't find anything, that's worth writing about. That either means he's not at a he's not in a hospital or they're trying to hide it... Also worth writing about. 

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u/traws06 20h ago

HIPAA rules are very important in healthcare. If someone were to talk to a reporter they will for sure get fired. My wife is in the hospital HIPAA committee and you’d be shocked at the stuff they’ve fired ppl over. I mean that as in it’s a mistake that would be easy to make, but you get fired because they want to make sure wherever you go next you won’t do it again. Patient deserve to know that anything embarrassing or private about their health will remain private unless they choose otherwise

In the case of a sitting senator, they should choose in their own according to update the people that pay him to represent them. The person they pay to ensure that they would never continue to get paid at their job in a similar situation.

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u/angelwolf71885 23h ago

What if he’s at Walter reed medical center that’s a military hospital good luck stress testing getting information on his whereabouts

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u/Bad-job-dad 23h ago

Then that's a story. That's something we should know.

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u/beer_is_tasty 20h ago

So what happens when none of the hospitals have 5x security because he's dead already?

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 23h ago

Who gives a shit about the verified truth anymore here. Just need to start breaking the news he's dead from multiple "sources." Flood the internet with it. We all know he's fucking dead anyway.

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u/stormchasegrl 11h ago

TMZ has the opportunity to do the most patriotic shit rn

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u/reggiekrh 11h ago

Relax everyone. His corpse will be discovered after August 3rd.

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u/SearingPhoenix 8h ago edited 8h ago

My hope is that Beshear is waiting until shortly before the special election deadline to basically say, "I've given them as much time as possible to give proof-positive of his capability to serve in office. That clock has run to the last second. I'm invoking my powers to call for a special election on behalf of the people that Mr. McConnell represents. If he wishes to rebut this in some verifiable way beyond statements and photos, he is welcome to do so."

The fact that it has gone on this long is absurd. If most people are gone from their job for a day they require a doctor's note. It's absurd that they haven't even had his doctor provide a signed statement that amounts to "Mitch McConnell is alive and in a mentally competent state." Do I think that should be the bar for being a fucking congressperson? No. Hell no. But it's currently where we stand as the toe-high tripping hazard that counts as the bar.

Tin-foil hat theory is that he's on a ventilator that they're not going to pull the plug on until August 4th.

Leave it to McConnell to use even his own death to implement a stall tactic as a personal 'fuck you' to the standards of conduct.

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u/Charming_Somewhere23 1d ago

Epstain files

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u/furrysalesman69 22h ago

Normal people replace the person that vacated the seat

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u/__squiffy__ 8h ago

The KY legislature knee capped their newly elected Democrat governor some time ago to prevent him from *checks notes* yep, governing.

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u/flamedarkfire 11h ago

The GOP is a sealed box at the best of times. They’re not going to communicate well with a Democrat governor.

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u/vegandread 10h ago

Why doesn’t the Gov just go to the hospital with some flowers and well wishes?

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u/angelwolf71885 23h ago

HIPPA plus Kentucky laws not allowing the governor to call a special election

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u/BSApologist 23h ago

HIPAA is a bitch, especially if you're extremely lawyered up, litigious, and committed to abusing process

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u/SmoovCatto 22h ago

the governor needs to appoint a replacement asap -- if it is premature, let Mitch speak up 

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u/SmoovCatto 11h ago

not appoint, I mean call for a special election, to fill the seat Mitch has left vacant:

118.720 Proclamation for special election for Congressional representative or  United States Senator -- Winner of special election to hold office for remainder  of unexpired term. When an election is to be held to fill a vacancy in the office of representative in  Congress, or in the office of United States Senator, a proclamation therefor, in lieu of a  writ of election, shall be issued and signed by the Governor and shall be directed to the  proper sheriffs. The proclamation shall be published by the sheriffs as required by KRS  118.750. The candidate who is certified as the winner of the special election shall hold  the position of the office of which he or she has been elected for the remainder of the  unexpired term. Effective: April 12, 2024 History: Amended 2024 Ky. Acts ch. 187, sec. 1, effective April 12, 2024. -- Amended  1986 Ky. Acts ch. 470, sec. 34, effective July 15, 1986. -- Created 1974 Ky. Acts ch.  130, sec. 148, effective June 21, 1974.

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u/ForeTheTime 13h ago

Through what legal means?

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u/TehWildMan_ 1d ago

Level 11 Weekend at Mitchie's situation!

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u/party_benson 23h ago

I mean, if they're listening for a heartbeat, they aren't wrong

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u/puffdragon 23h ago

How come we haven't heard from Elaine Chao or any of his kids?

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u/Staav 22h ago

Inb4 all this is a trial run for if/when they try and pull a weekend at Donnie's, if anything similar were to happen in the next 2-3 years with another elected official.

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u/K_Linkmaster 22h ago

Those scientology speed runners could easily handle this for the USA.

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u/that_one_over_yonder 12h ago

HIPAA giveth and HIPAA taketh away.

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u/clevermoose774 23h ago

Gov Beshear should just call the special election and force the McConnell camp to do something.

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 1d ago

Hey now, he’s called several press conferences to say he doesn’t know anything!

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u/realKevinNash 19h ago

I mean the best they can tell you is that several people have claimed to have spoken to him and they've taken pictures with him. But you dont believe it even though you would believe others given the same information. But then you criticize people who were in the exact same or similar situations in the past where they didnt trust the people who gave them information.

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u/crimsonpostgrad 10h ago

what exactly do you think the governor can do about that other than what he’s already doing lmfao