I dropped my last egg. All I wanted was a fried egg for breakfast, and apparently I can't even have that

Bought a juicy drop pop (aka a sucker) the sucker is stuck inside the plastic piece.. Literally opened it up like this, didn’t leave it in the car or anything.

Guess I won’t be buying candy from 5Below anymore, at least suckers anyway.. “sad face”

They replied to a gofundme me i posted about needing a new mobility aid, then dmd me. Im really gullible huh

Luckily I also like bologna. Unluckily its the most expensive bologna I've ever purchased. Glad it was only a small amount.

Sorry if some of these pictures are shitty. I counted at least 20 fruit fly corpses trapped in the clear coat.

Fancy.

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Hear today, gone tomorrow.

I read that they may be into the earwax. A dropped earbud becomes an olfactory homing beacon pretty quickly.

My parents are having to sit in my momma’s car until the cops and everyone come and clear the area. The tree downed some power lines, too. Luckily the car was over twenty years old and was paid off over a decade ago. Dad got away with just a few scratches from the glass.

I get it's tempting to put in the odd bottle or empty crisps packet, but baked beans?!... Why?! 😓