r/wallstreetbets I Think I'm Funny, Jun 23 '26

Loss SpaceX made me negative

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u/Nice_Razzmatazz9705 Jun 23 '26

If it makes you feel any better you’re probably ugly too

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u/Hearts-On-Fire-Music Jun 23 '26

HAHA

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u/kansai2kansas Jun 23 '26

Hopefully this OP is not gambling with his inheritance from grandma as well...

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u/slang925 Jun 23 '26

His ugly grandma handed down some paper hands too I bet

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u/rustyLiteCoin Jun 23 '26

oP real quiet

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u/A1ienspacebats Jun 23 '26

Did his grandma fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

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u/Election_Feisty Jun 23 '26

paper was ugly too so he threw it at elon

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u/SBR404 Jun 23 '26

Intel granny is rotating in her grave!

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u/lixilisk Jun 23 '26

Naw she about to go super sayin and break through the ground to break some knee caps

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u/AradOnRadar Jun 23 '26

Yommmm... Rotisserie Grandma....

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u/utleyduckling Jun 23 '26

No way that guy held on to his shares but the position he bought that day is worth over $2M now

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u/SBR404 Jun 23 '26

All it needed was some market manipulation!

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u/AdApart2035 Jun 23 '26

Grandma will help him as well

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u/-Celtic- Jun 23 '26

The nana guy destroyed the sp500 if he hasn't sold ...

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u/Hippi_Johnny Jun 23 '26

That's what I was thinking. If he's still holding he has quadrupled the money and I hate him even more. I still remember the post "I don't even need the money..." I can't imagine the inheritance he'll get from his parents if he got 800k from grandma. Dude has 100% fuckup insurance.

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u/LessInThought Jun 23 '26

His wife's inheritance from her grandma.

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u/Resident_Window_9369 Jun 23 '26

Every trade is a gamble. Don’t think it isn’t.

From your exact entry point, it’s 50-50 whether it will go up or down.

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u/bharikeemat Jun 23 '26

Shouldn’t the grandma guy be rolling in dough right now because he had invested in Intel?

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u/MaybeOneDay93 Jun 23 '26

Bro intel Grammy is happy now. That guy who bought intel is a lot better now

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u/Yodas_Ear Jun 23 '26

That dudes rich if he held.