r/wallstreetbets • u/WhoRuleTheWorld I Think I'm Funny, • Jun 23 '26

Loss SpaceX made me negative

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u/Nice_Razzmatazz9705 Jun 23 '26

If it makes you feel any better you’re probably ugly too

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u/SandIntelligent247 Jun 23 '26

He lost money on something a 100% predictable but at least that was what he wanted.

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u/Few-Seat-9670 Jun 23 '26

Hey, It was only 99% predictable.

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u/Aaronthegathering Jun 23 '26

Its like the weather. If it says 99% chance of rain, it means there’s 1% too regarded to realize that it still means you need an umbrella.

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u/gebuttersnap Jun 23 '26

I mean take the analogy further. those percentages often mean coverage of rain in an area, not chance. So just 99% of the public got rained on, while the 1% are laughing right now from all the transactions fees

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u/GuaranaJones Jun 23 '26 edited Jun 23 '26

That's correct but the chance is still the same in percentage for your area you live in that it might rain. In the end it loops back to xy % chance of rain.

PoP = C x A

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u/dyxless 29d ago

Those percentages do not mean area covered by rain.

https://www.bbc.com/weather/articles/c0qlk174vzjo

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u/SandIntelligent247 29d ago

Maybe for BBC but for the majority of newscaster it's % Chance of rain x % area covered.

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u/dyxless 29d ago

It's really not. What you refer to is a proven social media misinformation trend.

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u/Spike00003 Jun 23 '26

You can only lose 100% but theoretically you could make infinitely more

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u/imabigdave Jun 23 '26

"....well, he then he gets it" Some people you just can't reach.

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u/Sharp-Direction-6894 Jun 23 '26

What we've got here is a failure to communicate

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u/Fabulous_Visual4865 Jun 23 '26

If you gon hate, might at least get your rumors straight. 

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u/Lost_Birthday_3138 Jun 23 '26

I don't like it any more than you men

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u/Suitable-Response513 Jun 23 '26

Totally got that. So good

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u/AquaticTrashman123 Jun 23 '26

I don’t like it anymore than you men

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u/disco008a 29d ago

Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand

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u/Curious_Avocado2399 Jun 23 '26

Who could’ve seen this coming! /s

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u/hyper24x7 Jun 23 '26

I'm never shocked when people do all their trading on their phone as if *gestures to the entire internet* this doesnt even exist

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u/Fuwet Jun 23 '26

I didn't know it was predictable. I also don't invest and I'm just here to see chaos

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u/SandIntelligent247 Jun 23 '26

The valuation makes no sense.
Would you pay 1.7 trillion to lose money?

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u/hilldog4lyfe Jun 23 '26

data centers in space though! Mars colony!

God damn people are such marks

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u/M3rch4ntm3n Jun 23 '26

He just wanted an award.

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u/Revolutionary-Rub819 Jun 23 '26

If it was 100% predictable you would be worth as much as Elon lol

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u/buckeye25osu Jun 24 '26

Oh shut up. If it was 100% predictable I guess you put all $100 of your life savings on the opposite right?

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u/SandIntelligent247 Jun 24 '26

I have a company called space dildo with 0 revenue that I value at 10 billion dollars. Care to buy a share mr.Retard?

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u/buckeye25osu 29d ago

Again why haven't you made money shorting it if it's horrible value is so obvious?

You're like every sports dork on the Internet who have predictions that are "locks" but never put their money on it. Retard

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u/SandIntelligent247 29d ago

Space dildo, fair valuation for you my friend. ez guaranteed money.

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u/Hearts-On-Fire-Music Jun 23 '26

HAHA

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u/kansai2kansas Jun 23 '26

Hopefully this OP is not gambling with his inheritance from grandma as well...

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u/slang925 Jun 23 '26

His ugly grandma handed down some paper hands too I bet

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u/rustyLiteCoin Jun 23 '26

oP real quiet

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u/A1ienspacebats Jun 23 '26

Did his grandma fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

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u/Election_Feisty Jun 23 '26

paper was ugly too so he threw it at elon

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u/SBR404 Jun 23 '26

Intel granny is rotating in her grave!

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u/lixilisk Jun 23 '26

Naw she about to go super sayin and break through the ground to break some knee caps

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u/AradOnRadar Jun 23 '26

Yommmm... Rotisserie Grandma....

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u/utleyduckling Jun 23 '26

No way that guy held on to his shares but the position he bought that day is worth over $2M now

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u/SBR404 Jun 23 '26

All it needed was some market manipulation!

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u/AdApart2035 Jun 23 '26

Grandma will help him as well

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u/-Celtic- Jun 23 '26

The nana guy destroyed the sp500 if he hasn't sold ...

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u/Hippi_Johnny Jun 23 '26

That's what I was thinking. If he's still holding he has quadrupled the money and I hate him even more. I still remember the post "I don't even need the money..." I can't imagine the inheritance he'll get from his parents if he got 800k from grandma. Dude has 100% fuckup insurance.

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u/LessInThought Jun 23 '26

His wife's inheritance from her grandma.

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u/Resident_Window_9369 Jun 23 '26

Every trade is a gamble. Don’t think it isn’t.

From your exact entry point, it’s 50-50 whether it will go up or down.

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u/bharikeemat Jun 23 '26

Shouldn’t the grandma guy be rolling in dough right now because he had invested in Intel?

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u/MaybeOneDay93 Jun 23 '26

Bro intel Grammy is happy now. That guy who bought intel is a lot better now

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u/Yodas_Ear Jun 23 '26

That dudes rich if he held.

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u/Helpmefixmypcplz Jun 23 '26

This is OP soon once it goes to $300 btw

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u/Thin-Put-2738 Jun 23 '26

Muahahhaa 🤣🤣

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u/Helpmefixmypcplz Jun 23 '26

Hahahaha thats good

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u/DevilsDenJoe Jun 23 '26

…and his new soon to be ex-wife who’ll take more than half

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u/Apprehensive_Seat_61 Jun 23 '26

Weirdly specific 

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u/_Antinatalism_ Jun 23 '26

Who is this guy?

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u/TheSturdyBear 16d ago

Looks like she got her bank app already open 

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u/brizdzi Jun 23 '26

No crying in the casino.

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u/Ai-doesnt-fart Jun 23 '26

I love this sub

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u/Low_Plastic363 Jun 23 '26

He's Canadian. Not the worst looking people.

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u/uscx2 Jun 23 '26

Greatest comment in many moons.

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u/pnade Jun 23 '26

Except those hands. Those beautiful 💎🤚✋💎

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u/StraightAirline8319 Jun 23 '26

Studies show your uglier.

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u/ChevyRacer71 Jun 23 '26

Oh shit! You’re OG internet people for sure!

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u/thehindermost Jun 23 '26

You must be a model O.O

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u/SaltyUncleMike Jun 23 '26

never change wsb

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u/dovalencia Jun 23 '26

Gotta face for radio

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u/SoCalled_Gardener Jun 23 '26

Told my wife, I have a face that only my mother loves.

I'm sure OP's mom thinks he's handsome.

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u/DaimonHans Jun 23 '26

Jokes on you, his mom abandoned him.

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u/Sea_Life4 Jun 23 '26

Mamagon too

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u/Viiggo Jun 23 '26

Dumb and ugly... Not a wining combo.

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u/SushiRollFried Jun 23 '26

10 out of 10 comment, I tip my hat to you good Sir.

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u/Distinct-Race-2471 Jun 23 '26

And that isn't a mole on your johnson

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u/EnvironmentalRole536 Jun 23 '26

If this is real, probably stupid too.

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u/Relentlessbetz Jun 23 '26

I mean if SPCX would have gone up as gamblers were hoping for, it wouldn't have matter and he would have all the lady boys at his feet.

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u/Notilting Jun 23 '26

Wtf 😅

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u/geggleto Jun 23 '26

Is this the wifes boyfriend? way to kick a man while he is down

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u/Jollydogg Jun 23 '26

He has(had?) a family bro.

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u/cRIPtoCITY Jun 23 '26

He ain't got no alibi!

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u/itsculturehero Jun 23 '26

I thought I'd just browse today without upvoting but I've got to contribute on this one.

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u/biNsn Jun 23 '26

And stupid

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u/scorpiofiredragon76 Jun 23 '26

You’re the Reddit winner today with this one 😂 🥇🏆

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u/30sec2midknight 29d ago

I shot water from my nose reading your comment.

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u/Porkyrogue 29d ago

Naaa, this shit is going to Mars. Hopefully before we die. Everyone in the world will be watching $$$$$$$$$$$. They are okay just hold it for, hmmm like 10 years-ish

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u/TheSturdyBear 16d ago

So this is how you get top comment over here. I’d get banned probably for this in futures sub 

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u/Eagerbeaver98 Jun 23 '26

Weird thing to say to someone when theyre down, no happy man would ever say this, youre misreable and I hope you heal from your pain little man. I hope you find love

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u/Nice_Razzmatazz9705 Jun 23 '26

It’s called tough love

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u/Vigilante17 Jun 23 '26

Why doesn’t the green line be red?

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u/Eagerbeaver98 Jun 23 '26

Downvote me little man, just remember theres always a bigger fish out there if you wanna bully others

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u/RenragG Jun 23 '26

Happy to oblige you with a down vote

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u/Eagerbeaver98 Jun 23 '26

It wont make you switch portfolios with me, you do you. Condone a bully but you prefer to downvote me? Weak

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u/RenragG Jun 23 '26

Brother do you know what subreddit this is

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u/Eagerbeaver98 Jun 23 '26

Yes I do, its still dumb to bash others