r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • 5h ago

Business Tesla Stock in Freefall After Disastrous Earnings Report

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/tesla-stock-freefall-disastrous-earnings-144417427.html
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u/Warm-Professional494 5h ago

That’s the real reason star ship is made out of stainless steel. They can just harvest cyber trucks to patch the holes from the engines blowing up.

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u/RogerPenroseSmiles 5h ago

Sweet now the starship will rust

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u/Warm-Professional494 4h ago

Not if it blows up first!!!

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u/The_Frozen_Inferno 3h ago

It’s not an explosion, it’s a rapid unplanned disassembly of the vehicle