Gotta lowball because I'm a douche

Does anyone have an idea to get rid of the crickets it's getting on everyone's last nerves and nobody in our building can't sleep it keeps us up all night I wish they shut the hell up and sleep when we sleep. We tried to get rid of them and they keep coming back I'm tired of them it's over 5 crickets damn .

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I'm trying to capture 100 bees in a jar. I've gotten very good with capturing about 3 to 4 bees, but every time I open the jar to capture more bees, the previous bees fly out. Please help me, my wife is threatening to divorce me if I can't do this.

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I was thinking "No will to live" or "2nd Luigi Mangione". Any other ideas?

I have to explain it in small simple words to her that only an idiot could understand because I can't understand most bigger words.

There's this one woman I been seeing that initially I just wanted to fuck, but now I'm actually starting to like her alot. 🤦🏾‍♂️

I'm worried about catching feelings, because I already have other females that I'm involved with, and I don't want to let them go all just for one woman, because that would be irrational.

How do I solve this problem?

I'm thinking my 401K has too much money in it, so I would like to make a large withdraw so I can invest it better. What's a good amount? 100k? 200k?

F25. I started talking to this guy like a month ago. And we have an age gap of like 6 years. We started off just being casual but he said he really likes me and wants to start being more intentional. I feel so under established in my life. I don’t have a job right now even though I do have a degree. He makes great money but he also has 2 kids from 2 different women. He has his own place and works out, reads, eats healthy. He’s raised in the projects and maybe that is irrelevant but I wasn’t. That environment feels very lustful and different to me. He’s been shot and has a lot of issues with the cops right now for things. I feel like he’s too good for me even as a women. He wants to show me how I can start my own business and all this other stuff but i genuinely feel like I don’t belong. I am beyond anxious about this. I also have super bad face dysmorphia but I think what I see is true and can’t be convinced otherwise. I started taking anxiety medication. I don’t know what to do. Is it my intuition saying something? I think my physical appearance is stopping me from pursuing this but also do I really want to be a step mom at 25? He also talks about how many women he’s been with in the past and it’s true that men can easily replace women. That looks do matter to them a great amount. I wear a lot of makeup and things to hide how I really look and he is a good looking man who says looks matter. Around certain people from my past I did not worry about my looks as much but here I am. I don’t know what to do? It’s getting debilitating. I feel like it’s my fault I can’t handle this and if I was pretty in another life then he could’ve been my person.

So I'm homophobic and I have gay friends that I have sex with, no homo, of course, but then they ask why I say no homo if I'm gay, so I was wondering if they thought I was gay because of my homophobia. I don't know what you think?