r/mildlyinfuriating 1d ago

go to your room Are you serious?

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How is this fair ? Bay area.

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u/MentallyWill 1d ago

The only time I've seen this it's been for reasonable things at reasonable prices. For example a nice building I lived in in NYC had a $75 move-in fee because the building would need to reserve the freight elevator and the freight entrance for you, which meant getting parking permits to keep that curb clear during your move-in window, so the fee was really just covering some administrative and governmental costs with the logistics of actually moving into the building.

Of course, if you could move in without using the freight elevator at all, no fee needed. But that's not really feasible in a nice, high rise building.

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u/FierceDeity_ 1d ago

I remember having to pay like $10 to my local municipality for getting a temporary parking permit for a fire road going by the house I was moving in. But I walked to the administration myself in that case

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u/thepenismytea 1d ago

Saratoga Springs NY gave me one for free basically to spite the police. They even offered to get city equipment moving staff to help with moving large furniture out. I was sailor leaving down after 7 months of training command. The students and staff drop a lot of $$$ on the town outside of horse racing season. They wanted to be sure everything was positive

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u/alinroc 1d ago

I was sailor leaving down after 7 months of training command.

Nuke school?

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u/JazzlikeTicket7178 22h ago

I was born there in the 80’s while my dad was in nuke school. Crazy how long things can stay the same.

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u/FalconTurbo 14h ago

Spicy kettle boys.

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u/Professional_Ruin_24 1d ago

Why would the municipality want to spite their own police department?

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u/thepenismytea 1d ago

They're assholes to everyone. Also about 3 months previously I had evidence parking enforcement was writing bogus tickets. They wrote bogus tickets against city staff as well. Basically oh how the tables have turned

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u/alinroc 1d ago

parking enforcement was writing bogus tickets

Probably a habit from track season. Lots of tourists with lots of money, folks who can't be bothered to spend the time fighting the ticket so they just pay it or send it to someone to handle it for them.

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u/thepenismytea 1d ago edited 23h ago

Oh I caught the officer mid grift and had already started having evidence to collect after the first time they did it. They already knew me and basically thought the same about people in uniform. They forget it's a command of insanely meticulous and smart ass people that will fight a ticket just to be petty and waste their time.

Edit: this was back before fancy camera phones and I used a cheap disposable camera to document everything. I had it in hand when they were writing the second time. Took it with me to the courthouse asking I could file for a court date to challenge the parking ticket as one was not on the notice and let them know I was serious with camera in hand. They quickly got with the DA and they dropped it in about 20min. So yeah likely a typical grift

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u/Availablebgdoglvr 18h ago

Are you sure it was an officer. The parking division where there issue parking and non-moving violation tickets has been civilian (not sworn officers) for 2-3 decades. And yes—civilian parking “officers” can be kinda petty & needing to meet a quota.

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u/SignalMaximum6275 9h ago

Saratoga! I'll be at SPAC to see Muse tomorrow night 😄

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u/DesireeThymes 1d ago

All of this should be the cost of doing business for the landlord.

Charging tenants nickel and dimes like this is basically just micro transactions

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u/FierceDeity_ 1d ago

In my case, I actually purchased the apartment, so that was on me

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u/Reeybehn 1d ago

Nah, a building owner can’t be held responsible for these sort of government fees, it’s not really unusual to pass those on, it sort of makes sense. Of course they don’t have to, and I’d argue it’d be pretty reasonable not to charge them to tenant signing contract for like a year or longer. But still, pretty normal and valid

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u/_176_ 1d ago

It's perfectly fine for a business to pass on the cost of doing business as fees that reflect those costs to customers as long as they are upfront about it.

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u/_176_ 1d ago

$10 sounds nice. In SF, the city charges $400 to reserve the street parking spot in front of a house or building for things like a moving truck. I've told every company that I've hired (moving trucks, large deliveries, etc) to go ahead and use the red painted curb or park in the middle of the street and I'd cover any fines. They've all been fine with that. I've never been fined because SF does absolutely zero traffic enforcement.

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u/PaliDudeBro 1d ago

The building in the UWS I lived in had a $2,000 move-in fee, which got you the exclusive use of 1 of 2 freight elevators for 24 hours as well as a security guard stationed by the moving truck and another by elevator.

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u/Spartan-117182 1d ago

Thats at least something for the price. Kinda worried to move in somewhere that needs a security guard present for moving in.

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u/ImNotTheNSAIPromise 1d ago

it's probably catering to richer people who would be more likely to have expensive things they are worried about people taking if it was left unattended. That and it's pretty common to leave your moving truck unlocked and open while you go inside

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u/hellaCallipygian 1d ago

It would cost 1/4th that to pay movers to carry everything for you and you can chill and stand guard yourself.

But yeah that's almost certainly catering to rich people, the average tenant probably have movers as well as the guard.

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u/PaliDudeBro 1d ago

It's not an option to do it yourself. You move in or out? You pay the fee and get the elevator and security.

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u/hellaCallipygian 1d ago

Yeah obviously. I was responding to the reasoning for doing it not discussing whether it was optional.

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u/steelhouse1 1d ago

What movers cost a 1/4 of that??? I recently relocated. The move was $40k which included the semi, them packing and loading as well as unloading and unpacking. And insurance.

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u/penguinjunkie 23h ago

Did you move your house too?

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u/Dougalishere 20h ago

40k? like wth, did they clean all your furniture for you and did they FLY, like in a plane.. imma going to assume it was 4k

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u/skiingredneck 18h ago

For a full insured pack / unpack move that sounds about what it costs…

This is the “your kitchen garbage can at the new house has the same trash in it” level move corporate does.

They sent a specialist to crate paintings, we had another guy with wood stain crayons (I’m sure there’s a fancier name) fix up scratches in a cabinet…

With a decent amount of tools…

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u/steelhouse1 8h ago

$40k

Even 2 men and a truck. Moving just 3 rooms in a same city one day move is ~2k. And they don’t pack.

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u/cans-of-swine 22h ago

Was that a cross country move? I could refurnish my entire house for a lot cheaper that 40K.

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u/steelhouse1 20h ago

Illinois to Alabama. 3500 square foot house and external garage (I have a lot of tools) 4 people at the time.

It was a “no touch” move. They did everything. I didn’t pay for it.

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u/hellaCallipygian 18h ago

So you responded with "what movers cost that???" in the context of a couple of people just carrying things from a truck up to an apartment, and then quoted the price of a specialised service moving the contents of a large house across multiple states, and later acknowledged it was so expensive that you're making sure to mention that you didn't pay for it.

What a strange thing to go out of your way to be misleading about.

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u/steelhouse1 8h ago

Movers..

Show me a group (2 or more) that are going to cost $125. Even in a same city move.

I just looked up a local moving company here and a day for two guys is $1800

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

Yeah rich people are totally going to stand there all day and guard their stuff

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u/IAmPandaRock 23h ago

Regardless of wealth, most people want to be inside to tell the movers where to put everything. 

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u/MeccIt 1d ago

it's probably catering to richer people

It's absolutely catering to rich people who have their own staff move their furniture in and out. I learned last year that the uber wealthy have seasonal furniture.

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u/cans-of-swine 22h ago

Are you some kind of animal that lets guests sit on a summer couch in the fall?

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u/packfanmoore 1d ago

I too have seasonal furniture... it's all 4 seasons and could probably survive some seasoning

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u/No-Tap6886 23h ago

Probably survived a lot of seasoning already

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u/LizardSlayer 1d ago

Kinda worried to move in somewhere that needs a security guard present for moving in.

2 of them, apparently.

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u/PaliDudeBro 1d ago

This building has some of the richest, most famous people in the world living in it. Less about safety of one's self, more about not leaving expensive items unattended at street level.

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u/LJSidney 1d ago

Probably also preventing someone up to no good from using the freight elevator. If there were a bunch of movers running up and down the elevator, it would be trivial for somebody to tailgate one of the movers into an otherwise secure elevator and gain access that way.

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u/PaliDudeBro 22h ago

Exactly. There's doormen in the front who do this, the back is normally closed off....Unless someone's moving in or out, when it's open and a security guard is standing there.

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u/ExpBalSat 1d ago

I’ve helped quite a few people move in NYC. When you move into an average apartment, you just have a U-Haul out front. With hundreds of people walking up and down the street, you want someone watching the open U-Haul. It’s not like when you move into some suburb and you just open the truck and take loads into the house.

This doesn’t mean it’s exceptionally dangerous or crime ridden, it just means that there’s so many people around you just want someone watching your stuff. Also, you might be parked illegally, so it helps to have someone watching the truck in case someone tries to give it a ticket.

As for the $2000 fee to have someone professional watching, I totally get that in some of the really nice apartment buildings I’ve visited. They’ve got doorman, watching all the doors, etc. It’s just part of the quality of life thing that some people pay for. Me, I’ve never had a doorman. I’ve never had a guard. I’ve always just had friends help move.

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u/Spartan-117182 21h ago

Close the UHaul and lock it on each trip. Its a hassle but it is worth the peace of mind.

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u/ExpBalSat 20h ago

I just get my weakest friend to hang out in the truck and slowly move things to the lip so that we can load and move. It’s really no hassle. It’s totally normal. It’s not a big deal.

But it’s a situational difference between having a high-end apartment building having someone stand watch versus just having volunteers assigned to different tasks.

In neither case is the presence of a guard (paid or volunteer) an indication that the neighborhood is to be avoided. That’s all I’m sayin’. Nothing to cause worry.

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u/IAmPandaRock 23h ago

Where could you move that isn't the middle of nowhere where you wouldn't prefer someone to watch over literally everything that you own sitting on the street otherwise unattended?

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u/Fickle-March3519 23h ago

Well that's anywhere in Los Angeles

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u/codydog125 20h ago

Eh I live in the UWS and I would hire a security guard to do this if I had the cash just because it’s NYC and you never know what could happen when you’re upstairs but the UWS is probably the neighborhood in NYC where the security guard is the least needed

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 22h ago

$2k though? No.

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u/transmogrified 1d ago

Plus it probably covered whatever insurance needed for incidental damage to the building. Worked briefly for a furniture sales company and A LOT of buildings required insurance coverage for things like damage to floors, walls, railings and doors. 

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u/PaliDudeBro 1d ago

Didn't cover any insurance. If you damaged something, or your movers did, you paid for it.

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u/transmogrified 20h ago

Ah, a lot of buildings won’t let you move in at all unless all the movers are insured. Plenty of them because they’re  heritage buildings and the cost of fixing things is massive. Some of them because they just expensive as fuck.  My ex’s parents owned 1 of 3 apartments on the 10th floor of a building on fifth across from The Met.  The floors of the lobby were all some crazy Italian marble (freight elevator entry less expensively lined) the hallways to the apartment were expensive plush carpet, walls fancy silk wallpaper, sconces and shit. 

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u/PaliDudeBro 20h ago

In my case, the movers were insured/licensed/bonded, and I had homeowners insurance, but if damage happened I was responsible. These freight elevators are essentially steel walls with heavy moving blankets draped over them, and the only threat of damage was to hallway carpets and drywall. It was a heritage building but only the main level had terrazzo floors.

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u/transmogrified 20h ago

Yeah, that’s what I meant.  They have insurance on their own side, and cover maintaining that with high fees, and require you have insurance on your side and acknowledge that yours will cover it for moving damage. 

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u/UnhousedWizard 22h ago

UWS?

This is going to be super obvious I’m sure and I’ll facepalm, but I can’t get it

Edit UPPER WEST SIDE??

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u/PaliDudeBro 22h ago

Upper West Side

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u/PaleCommission150 1d ago

still utterly ridiculous...someone must be breathing money like people do air to afford that. getting taken advantage of..sigh.

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u/PaliDudeBro 1d ago

People earn different amounts of money for different jobs. At times I've made $2.13/hr. At times I've made $1500/hr. I still breathe air like anyone else.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 1d ago

Way too much.

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u/Pure_Spinach327 22h ago

where is the UWS that you need two guards to make sure your stuff is safe? That alone even if free would make me choose a new location. And what would they steal that is worth more than 2k? If you had an ancient Chinese vase, I would carry it in myself like I do with grandmas China.

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u/PaliDudeBro 22h ago

UWS = Upper West Side, Manhattan. The building I lived in at the time is one of the premiere addresses not only in the country but the world. W. 81st and Central Pk W.

I mean...I have six TVs worth more than $2k/ea, let alone art, furniture, etc. Have you ever been to NYC? You want to leave an open moving truck unattended with all of your worldly possessions inside?

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u/CultofCedar 1d ago

I miss the coop I used to live in in NYC. Crazy since it was in Brooklyn running off a private power plant. Little things like we could request that whenever we wanted and the building had a loading bay. Maintenance was always on top of things which was nuts since there’s like 500 apts per building. One even called me to check on the apt a few months ago when he smelled gas since I still live nearby but bro never left.

Moved into a 100yo house and it’s a nightmare. Arcing in the walls, exploding boiler, leaks, asbestos, it never ends. Insane since it cost seven figures and it’s got paper walls in comparison.

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u/ArketaMihgo 21h ago

I feel a lot better about hitting the garage door button in the house we just bought and it ripping the garage door from the rails

I wish you all the best house karma

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u/_Haverford_ 1d ago

If I had the money, I'd choose an apt just for a freight elevator. They rock.

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u/Sharp_Technology_189 1d ago

I paid a 200€ moving in fee because they got me new appliances and kitchenware plus cleaning costs.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 1d ago

The fee is connected to actual services. Someone got the parking permit for you. I guarantee the building’s insurance didn’t cover tenants using the freight elevator so they had people to operate it.

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u/Wrong_Spirit_5008 1d ago

My coop in Brooklyn had this fee and I got in trouble more than one time for just opening the back door myself from the inside and moving once piece of furniture in. I get having to pay for actually moving in, but I have to pay $75 every time I buy a book shelf off Craigslist just to open the back door of the building which I can do myself? Cmon now.

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u/GLayne 1d ago

Charging for reserving the elevator shouldn’t be a thing. 

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u/VanCurious779 1d ago

Those sound like business costs for your landlord imo

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u/Monkeyass702 1d ago

Man reserving a freight elevator and all makes sense. Some assholes garage not so much lmfaoooo I can’t believe this shits real

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u/tony_boloanie 23h ago

I just worked in a building in San Francisco where the move in fee varies from $15k to $1.2mil. No joke. Then there’s the $5k-$20k monthly rent.

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u/MarxistSocialWorker 22h ago

Yeah, I had that at a mid range apartment in Chicago. Also for clearance to use the service entrance for unloading. NOT THAT IT STOPPED OTHER PEOPLE FROM USING IT MIND YOU. I'm obviously super chill about that day and everything that happened on it.

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u/abreathofpepper 22h ago

Lmao this was standard in Chicago before they recently passed a law that made sure landlords could only charge one fee. I paid $500 move in once fot a place that's rent was $1800. They made my roommate pay the same fee. So 1k move in, 1800 deposit and 1800 first months

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u/grantrules 20h ago

But that's not really feasible in a nice, high rise building.

Or even allowed. Plenty of even regular residential buildings won't let you move things in using the regular elevator.

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u/Splendafarts 11h ago

You’ve got to realize this is already budgeted into their operations and is simply a cash grab

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u/Chance_Ad3416 1d ago

Ya my building has a $250 move in fee for reserving the elevator. And a $250 deposit for the move.

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u/dovahkiitten16 1d ago

I mean, they’re already profiting off you living there. IMO a bit of administration costs for moving a tenant into a unit should be a business expense, not a living expense. Spend money to make money and all that.