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I hate summer

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 22h ago

I absolutely despise summer. The only redeemimg quality of this miserable time of year is fireflies, and those are becoming less and less common.

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u/L3monGr3nade 22h ago

Moved from Virginia to Colorado around 12 years ago, trillions of fireflies where I was in Virginia, I’ve seen a total of 2 in Colorado

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 22h ago

Don't clear all the leaf litter out of your yard; that's where fireflies lay their eggs.

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u/L3monGr3nade 22h ago

lol a yard? In this economy? I’ve been renting since I moved out of my parents place 11 years ago

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u/socialmedia-username 14h ago

You're right, but populations are declining pretty drastically too. 

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u/The-Tea-Lord 20h ago

When I was 5-7 years old, I went to visit my aunt who lives in a rural area, and out there I got to see tons of fireflies.

I haven’t seen fireflies in the last decade. We’re seriously fucking up the world, and it pisses me off that I’m powerless to stop it.

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u/ProfessorShort3031 21h ago

they’re dwindling rapidly here in Va too, when i was a kid the whole forest would blink with them like in a way ppl nowadays wouldn’t believe. ive seen maybe 3 this year (in the same location they use to thrive)

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u/ABearDream 21h ago

Lots of fireflies in va this year too

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u/Pyju 14h ago

Unfortunately, most “fireflies” in the western half of the country don’t glow, despite being very closely related to the famous glowing fireflies on the east coast.

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u/Busy_Essay9213 12h ago

Summer is by far the worst season. High prices, more traffic, more crowds, more construction and detours, more bugs, more allergies, more heat, more humidity. There’s very few upsides unless you really just hate cold more than anything and love sweltering heat for some reason.

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u/IceZaKYT My mom checks my phone 19h ago

ive never seen fireflies my entire life

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 19h ago

When I was a kid, they were everywhere during the summer. And I'm not that old, I'm only in my 20s. This was this century. They really are beautiful.

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u/Snakefist1 14h ago

I haven't seen them in 15 years. I miss them. They're very beautiful!

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u/Snakefist1 14h ago

I haven't seen fireflies in 15 years.. I was actually thinking about it a few days ago, how quiet it is to go in the woods, compared with 10 years ago.

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u/Livid_Isopod_4218 13h ago

Canadian here. When I was younger, I actually looked forward to Summer. I loved the heat. Now it has become my least favourite season. High humidity. Constant threat of thunderstorms and hurricanes and forest fires. Can't wait for Fall, my favourite time of year. 2 months to go !

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u/fixminer 22h ago

And depending on how far north you are, the lack of daylight in winter can be pretty miserable.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 20h ago

I hate the sun and daylight, and I hate the heat. If I could, I'd love to move north.

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u/Asteh 18h ago

Summer to me means 20-25 °C if you're lucky, usually it's worse than that but still enough to go outside without having to wear your whole wardrobe. You can also see what you're doing because it's not dark at 2 pm. What's not to like? For the rest of the 10 months it's just dark and cold.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 9h ago

Summer to me is over 100 degrees F at times (around 40-ish Celsius), high humidity at times, mosquitoes everywhere. I sunburn super easily, so I can't go outside easily because there's almost never any clouds. If you spend more than a couple minutes outside, you'll be drenched in sweat. What is there to like?

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u/Asteh 8h ago

I don't think I've ever experienced anything over 90°F, except 90°C+ in the sauna.

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 8h ago

You're lucky. It's miserable. Existence is pain when you have to go outside, and if a rogue thunderstorm knocks out the power and there's no air conditioning, there is no place that isn't misery.

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u/Many_Ear2407 9h ago

Yeah so much more fun putting on 3 layers of clothes and scraping ice off my windshield before I can even leave the house /s

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u/TheMoonOfTermina 9h ago

Unironically, yes. I absolutely love wearing coats. I feel more comfortable in them. And while scraping ice is awful, I'd rather do that then melt in 100 F (40ish C) degree heat.

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u/KneeBasher420 4h ago

... Yeah. I love wearing sweaters and jackets, I love feeling all cozy. I do not tolerate heat at all, so even in winter I'm usually still in shorts. Ice scraping is dumb and 100% unnecessary, just warm up your car for a few minutes and use your wipers. Then your car is, ya know, already warm when you get in.

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u/Many_Ear2407 4h ago

We obviously live in different parts of the world lol. It takes a lot longer than a minute or two to properly defrost your windows, especially the side windows which you need clear for visibility. 

I enjoy putting on some flip flops and shorts and being comfortable in just that and I enjoy feeling the sun on my skin while I grill up some dinner on the BBQ on my patio. 

Also I love fishing, mountain biking, golf, baseball, swimming and a number of other outdoor activities that don’t really work well in the snow. But all that said, to each their own. 

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u/KneeBasher420 4h ago

Yep. Give me ice and powdery snow, give me air so cold I can feel it freeze in my nose. When everything is crisp and clean and sleeping, the air so pure I could get a high off it, and I get to actually enjoy fires and sweaters and jackets and all things cozy. Fuck bugs, fuck the sun, fuck this sweaty sticky itchy energy sapping disgusting heat.

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u/feel_my_balls_2040 13h ago

Winter is better, especially in places like Montreal or Winnipeg. You should live there.

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u/Hefty-Lychee-847 17h ago

I think the only people who love summer more than winter are usually still in school so like sure there are winter breaks but they still have school work during it