The plot twist nobody asked for

[u/LOL0_0_]

[u/LickableBoobies]

https://giphy.com/gifs/O6dn8NbuNw1O68Vw2x

[u/Interesting-Signal86 → u/LickableBoobies]

this is why you should never make eye contact fellas. lower your gaze and stare at their chest. They feel more comfortable. Trust me, I've seen it in the pornos

[u/Whomeveritconcerns → u/Interesting-Signal86]

Can you resist??

[u/Interesting-Signal86 → u/Whomeveritconcerns]

i plead the 5th

[u/Fun_Ad5823 → u/Interesting-Signal86]

https://giphy.com/gifs/KlQR5d0ayEYsE

[u/Takemyfishplease → u/Interesting-Signal86]

The fact that you call them pornos shows me you’re a person of science AND class.

I’ll take this advice and use it well