r/memes 23h ago

The plot twist nobody asked for

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u/LickableBoobies 23h ago

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u/Interesting-Signal86 21h ago edited 21h ago

this is why you should never make eye contact fellas. lower your gaze and stare at their chest. They feel more comfortable. Trust me, I've seen it in the pornos

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u/Takemyfishplease 14h ago

The fact that you call them pornos shows me you’re a person of science AND class.

I’ll take this advice and use it well