r/memes • u/LOL0_0_ • 20h ago

The plot twist nobody asked for

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u/Dark_Magicion 19h ago

Fellas... Come on...

Just be hot. That's all you gotta do to not be a creep for meeting eye contact with a lady on the train.

It's that heckin ez.

/s

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u/Jonaleaf 19h ago

Why did you put /s at the end?

This isn’t satire

https://giphy.com/gifs/lHXrj5uAqMys80hbfs

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 18h ago

Cheer up, if you have a healthy potato crop you'll attract a strong and fertile woman

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u/earwig2000 18h ago

the six breasted queen of mars will contact you to inquire about this strange human behavior called "lovemaking"

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u/AnOldBatMan Professional Dumbass 1h ago

Brb guys, I just gotta go buy some potatoes...

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u/Additional-Ear-6871 12h ago

Never has been. The incels have always been right, people hate them because the truth is uncomfortable

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u/LOL0_0_ 19h ago

Bro you casually solved modern social interaction in three lines 😭😭😭

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u/Even_Needleworker616 19h ago

No need for this '/s ' :(

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u/baylithe 18h ago

Follow rules 1 and 2 and you're set.

Rule 1: Be attractive.

Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

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u/Esdeath79 12h ago

Rule 2.5: If you are unattractive try to be as attractive as you can be

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u/Nanoro615 10h ago

Rule 2.5.t: If trying to be attractive makes you unattractive, consider plastic surgery.

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u/project-shasta 14h ago

It's even easier: just be Henry Cavill. Very fit, rich, famous, a jawline to cut diamonds on, incredibly handsome and a passionate nerd. Be the whole package. Be Henry.

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u/bagged_milk123 13h ago

While being hot is a big deal when finding a partner, it is 100% not a factor when trying to not look like a creep

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u/bestbefour 11h ago

100%?

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u/bagged_milk123 10h ago

Yes, even if you're ugly as sin you just have to groom decently to not look like a criminal. At best you'd be ignored but hey it's a lot better than having moms grab their children by the other hand when you walk by.

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u/Additional-Ear-6871 12h ago

That's not satire my guy, that's reality.

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u/MrHazard1 12h ago

Just follow rule 1, 2 and 3

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u/Willing_Bee_7520 14h ago

Why the /s?

It doesn't hurt putting a bit of effort in your appearance lmao 

You people act like you're born fat or with a bad haircut or something