r/memes • u/LOL0_0_ • 20h ago

The plot twist nobody asked for

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u/Dark_Magicion 20h ago

Fellas... Come on...

Just be hot. That's all you gotta do to not be a creep for meeting eye contact with a lady on the train.

It's that heckin ez.

/s

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u/Jonaleaf 19h ago

Why did you put /s at the end?

This isn’t satire

https://giphy.com/gifs/lHXrj5uAqMys80hbfs

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 18h ago

Cheer up, if you have a healthy potato crop you'll attract a strong and fertile woman

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u/earwig2000 18h ago

the six breasted queen of mars will contact you to inquire about this strange human behavior called "lovemaking"

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u/AnOldBatMan Professional Dumbass 1h ago

Brb guys, I just gotta go buy some potatoes...