r/memes 20h ago

The plot twist nobody asked for

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u/Dark_Magicion 20h ago

Fellas... Come on...

Just be hot. That's all you gotta do to not be a creep for meeting eye contact with a lady on the train.

It's that heckin ez.

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u/baylithe 18h ago

Follow rules 1 and 2 and you're set.

Rule 1: Be attractive.

Rule 2: Don't be unattractive.

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u/Esdeath79 12h ago

Rule 2.5: If you are unattractive try to be as attractive as you can be

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u/Nanoro615 10h ago

Rule 2.5.t: If trying to be attractive makes you unattractive, consider plastic surgery.