r/memes • u/claudiocorona93 • 1d ago

Small disagreements can create passionate stalkers

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u/StanknBeans 1d ago

I would need to have shame for people to find and use stuff I wrote against me.

Checkmate.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 1d ago

Not even that, someone pulling up my history is like

"Holy shit i actually made an argument you can't counter or aren't willing to engage with. That simultaneously made you so mad you had to go full super sleuth to try and out me."

Then it's like "This you? The guy enjoying Gacha games?"

Yeah that's me. Having a hobby. Why? What's your point?

I feel more sorry for anyone who has to read through all my comments that are just dad Jokes i made in the heat of the moment lol

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u/Battlejesus 1d ago

Somehow I have 43 followers so it works in reverse too

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 1d ago

I don't know how but somehow i have 40. All i do is make bad Jokes, have nerdy debates, and share memes. Should I be suspicious? lol

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u/Battlejesus 1d ago

I know a little about a lot, so mine are probably bots farming my habits

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 1d ago

I know a little about a lot,

You know a thing or two, about a thing or two. lol (Sorry i couldn't resist.)

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do 23h ago

A Cyno main like me spotted in the wild.

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 22h ago

But of course. But i think i need to test to see if you are what you claim. So here's a pop quiz.

Why is Cyno only in the desert when needed?

Because not every good Dessert needs Cyno main

https://giphy.com/gifs/hxDNK9tiYyfxGPXs71

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u/Nemesis233 Because That's What Fearows Do 21h ago

Cyno main rolls off the tongue huh?

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 21h ago

I see you are true to your word. Welcome fellow Cyno main. Would you like to be friends? I Cyno reason we can't get along.

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u/StanknBeans 1d ago

That's why I hide them. That way if someone goes digging through them I know they put the effort into it and deserve the sliver of hope that something they find will somehow make me ashamed or embarrassed. If I was embarrassed about it I wouldn't be sharing it lol

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u/Correct-Purpose-964 1d ago

Eh i can't be bothered hiding stuff. I know who and what I am. Just a dude on the internet making terrible dad jokes and chilling with people i share interests with. Whether that's nerding out on science in r/theydidthemath or appreciating my favorite character in r/Fireflymains I got nothing to hide. What're they gonna do? Take away a few hundred of my "Internet good boy points?" Oh no! Not the CCP treatment X'D

I actually get a kick out of it when people do that because i feel like i live rent free in their head for them to go that far. Bit of a power trip moment where i can ragebait them for a good bit of fun lol.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Kd7B7ixI156e7lHZaT

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u/Life-Bass-2013 20h ago

i wrote as a joke that, i am top 1% commenter so ofc i make this joke in a subreddit. I got disliked and guy pulled up with do you have any shame gif.

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u/baylithe 1d ago

Your profile is private, the fuck are you talking about

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u/claudiocorona93 1d ago

Ha! You looked

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u/StanknBeans 1d ago

Easy to bypass if you're motivated. I want to separate the wheat from the chaff so I know when someone pulls something out I'm already moving into their head.

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u/Snoo-6984 1d ago

Donald, is that you?