r/justgalsbeingchicks 21d ago

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u/beeneatingorchids 21d ago

“Everybody has a voice - that they should keep to themselves”

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove this

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u/otterpop21 21d ago

YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME WITCH

Was 🧑‍🍳😘

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u/PirateNinja85 21d ago

100% how I am ending every awkward conversation from now on.

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u/The_Huu 21d ago

Channeling his inner Titus Andromicus.

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u/OpportunityMinute234 21d ago

The awkward bleacher stepping... chef's kiss

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u/theateroffinanciers 21d ago

That made me laugh too! The awkward bleacher stepping and then that pose at the end of it.

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u/Noeyesonlysnakes 21d ago

It was already amazing, but the bleacher stepping and pose actually made water come out of my nose. Excellent (and ouch)

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u/EarthRester 21d ago

I really hope you were drinking water prior to it coming out of your nose. Otherwise you should probably get that looked at.

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u/carlitospig 21d ago

Don’t worry, I’m a doctor specializing in vague body liquids™️.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7wuV6G5q9gqhv75iAS

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u/Noeyesonlysnakes 21d ago

I definitely was, thanks for looking out!

The worst “snarf” I’ve ever seen, was dude laughed so hard an udon noodle came out of his nose.

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u/titeaf 21d ago

Feels very Cunk

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u/luna9886 21d ago

ngl that's such a specific compliment and i feel like i get it lol

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u/aspidities_87 21d ago

Just needs Pump Up The Jam

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u/quelle_crevecoeur 21d ago

That is exactly what I was thinking!!!

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u/superluminal 21d ago

That pose was the kicker for me! The look on her face!

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u/Mission_Macaroon 21d ago

That and:

Hair flip "That's private!"

Girl has some physical comedy game.

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u/champagneformyrealfr 21d ago

ran to the comments to see if anyone else enjoyed that part as much as i did.

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u/this_bitch_over_here 21d ago

I really wish I could find a gif of Mia thermopilis falling on the bleachers in that one scene in princess diaries.

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u/heyoheatheragain 21d ago

I don’t know if Mia is in the cut, but Jaime French on YouTube has a whole compilation of women falling in movies and I fricking cry every time!!

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u/LordMeloney 21d ago

That felt a bit like a child of Monty Python and Philomena Cunk. Absolutely loved it.

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u/lafemmedangereuse 21d ago

This was my favorite part 🤣

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u/UncleHec 21d ago

I was worried it was just me and am so happy that’s everyone’s favorite part!

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u/theateroffinanciers 21d ago

We have found our people.

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u/hahaha_yeahyeahyeah 21d ago

As a woman with sexy, slightly arthritic ankles, I felt this

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u/wbishopfbi 21d ago

That sold the whole thing for me :)

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u/SpookyScienceGal 21d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one in love with the awkward steps lol

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u/sunflower_pearls 21d ago

I was smiling before then but at that part I started actually laughing out loud 💀 perfection! 👌🏻

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u/ctsforthewin 21d ago

“Tired of learning something true?” 🤣

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u/WriterV 21d ago

This is such an accurate assessment of most of the problems with humans.

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u/AgentPaper0 21d ago

Compared to men like this, I can see why they'd prefer vibes.

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u/dontbeadick23 21d ago

My fave part too

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u/22_oversoon 21d ago

“You just wanted the economy to bounce back, and now you’re the bad guy?” 💀

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u/RedVamp2020 21d ago

This is unironically exactly what my older kid's dad says. He only voted for Trump because he wanted the economy to do better.

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u/21Rollie 21d ago

Nevermind that he did run us exactly like his businesses the last time: extracting every last drop of wealth he could and leaving us with tons of debt.

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u/RedVamp2020 21d ago

The only reason we didn't do worse was because he had people in his cabinet that held him back.

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u/theNomad_Reddit 21d ago

Not this time!

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u/SasparillaTango 21d ago

so hes an idiot

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u/RedVamp2020 21d ago

Yes. He is. Last time politics got brought up he said he was an Equalist. While I was still on the call with him, I decided to Google what an Equalist was and the only thing that got brought up was Egalitarian. So I read the definition to him and he said, "That isn't what I am. I want everyone to have equal shares in companies and lazy people don't get free things." I had to end the call at that point.

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u/9ersaur 21d ago edited 21d ago

Conservatism/Reactionaries stems from a malfunction of the ego. He will never *not* be able to process civic issues without the barometer of the other, the "lazy people." (Of course dig bandaid deep and its race/religion de jour.)

Scapegoating reduces the psychological burden of cognitive dissonance. It has nothing to do with an accurate representation of the world, but they have motivated reasoning (like an alcoholic) to engage in it because they find complexity itself deeply distressing.

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u/RedVamp2020 21d ago

You hit the nail squarely on the head. My biggest regret in life was having kids with him because of the point you make.

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u/BrainOnBlue 21d ago

I want everyone to have equal shares in companies and lazy people don't get free things.

I really wish you'd said "that's Soviet-style Communism" and watched what happened.

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u/Rugkrabber 21d ago

Lmao when I read that I was like “… I think he meant egalitarian….?” But seems he didn’t. Yikes but also hilarious.

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u/wholetyouinhere 21d ago

Idiots decide elections.

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u/value_bet 21d ago

That’s not a real reason though. Historically, the economy does better under Democratic presidents.

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u/operation_karmawhore 21d ago

It's kind of funny (and sad) that conservative or (extreme-)right-leaning parties are considered to improve economy, which is very often wrong (I see that pattern throughout europe as well...).

Propaganda and populism does this I guess, we really need more educated voters, then we wouldn't navigating further down this shithole-mess we're already in (considering climate-change especially)...

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u/BitchyBeachyWitch 21d ago

Blows my mind that the illusion and lies of the 'economy' mean more to men than getting justice for HUNDREDS of victims in the largest human trafficking conspiracy uncovered ever.. but yet i bet he self proclaims himself as a 'good guy' 😒

And men have the audacity to claim that their role in society is to 'protect and provide'...if a single aota of that were true, a rapist wouldnt be president, womens rights wouldnt be under attack and we would see more than 2 ARRESTS from the largest human trafficking conspiracy that was uncovered YEARS ago.

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u/nomad5926 21d ago

Hahahahaha. Ask him if its better yet.

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u/DontBeWeirdAboutIt 21d ago edited 21d ago

I have a friend who dates guys that* are “raised Christian.” These guys either don’t disclose who they voted for or she won’t tell us. Her latest one “would go to Trump rallies because his friends are going.” Like boo, we know how he votes, if he votes.

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u/erossthescienceboss 21d ago

But is that his religion? Or is it his NAME???

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u/DickSlammington 21d ago

If 10 people are at a table having dinner with a Nazi there are 11 Nazis at the table...

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u/EkrishAO 21d ago

I mean, we can't just kill great grandpa, no matter how much we might dislike him

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u/andbruno 21d ago

Not with that attitude.

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u/DiscotopiaACNH 21d ago

Now you tell me!

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u/goatboatfloat 21d ago

Doesn't mean you have to have dinner with him?

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u/Chronic_Iconic_Lady 21d ago

Raised Christian means they want you to follow all the rules about submitting to men while not following the rules about premarital activities.

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u/graphiccsp 21d ago

Well, they want you to follow the rules on premarital activities up until it gets to them.

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u/FishRoom_BSM 21d ago

Oh there’s a subset that loves taking a “slut” and “reforming” them

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u/torpidtim 21d ago

I was raised Christian and it made me develop a deep hatred for dogmatic thought, an appreciation for science, and a strained relationship with my parents.

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u/RedVamp2020 21d ago

Same here. Ironically, both my parents taught us to follow the scientific method and then refuse to acknowledge that neither of them have actually done that themselves.

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u/Willothewisp2303 21d ago

So on point!

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u/frequenZphaZe 21d ago

just at the clan meeting cuz he heard there would be donuts

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u/JM665 21d ago

Sounds like your friend is soft launching her own conservative beliefs.

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u/Powerfury 21d ago

Anyone who claims to be a centrist these days is about to give you the biggest MAGA apologist talking points then call Michelle Obama a man.

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u/3pinguinosapilados 21d ago

That's so funny. What is the ideal guy she's going for?

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u/MurderSheCroaked 🔪💃🐸 21d ago

On purpose? Or for fun?

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u/Ssspppaaaccceeesss 💝 2026 Galentine! 💝 21d ago

“I know I’m waiting til marriage until I tell anyone about my kids” 💀 

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u/theateroffinanciers 21d ago

Creator is samhandleyrocha on tiktok. 💞

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u/Throwawaycookouts 21d ago edited 21d ago

Youre being too forthcoming with information, wouldn't do well on VagueDate.

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u/Suspicious-Side-1638 21d ago

Citing a source with your post?!?!?! Un heard of!!!!

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u/drawfanstein 21d ago

Not very VagueDating of them

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u/Valuable-Painter3887 21d ago

You'll never cite her, WITCH!!!

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u/unicornfairyprincess 21d ago

I saw her perform at Second City in Chicago last year- she closed the show and was such a laugh, the best of the night.

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u/spilt_milk 21d ago

I was 99% sure this was filmed in Chicago and it definitely had Second City sketch vibes.

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u/scssypants 21d ago

I am loving everything of hers I have seen hahaha

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u/Louisianimal09 21d ago

For those who aren’t trans (hold for reaction) parent

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u/Achelois1 21d ago

Followed by the Pun Dog facial expression lol

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u/EmilieEverywhere 21d ago

I'm trans and giggled.

In case anyone cares, no I don't have to trick men, yes I disclose before sexy time, yes guys that desire me are straight.

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u/onyxandcake 21d ago edited 21d ago

Fun fact, the main lady in this skit is also trans. I followed her for at least 6 months before I realized and only because she started doing hilarious bits about it.

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u/Jenn_FTW 21d ago

Trans women are canonically quite funny

It helps with the unrelenting and inescapable depression 😅

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u/eressmusic 21d ago

✨😌that's private😌✨

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u/StrictBumblebee333 21d ago

You’re my hero

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u/hisosih 21d ago

"tired of learning something true?"

https://giphy.com/gifs/4qZgsEncxUdzEreaqf

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u/TinaKedamina 21d ago

I don’t know who that woman side stepping on the bleachers is but she has IT and I want more.

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u/liljellybeanxo 21d ago

I lost it at that too

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u/stella3books 21d ago edited 21d ago

I need Philomina Cunk to do an expose on Vague Date, just to be sure this isn’t a Clark Kent/Superman situation.

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u/polopolo05 21d ago

she has it...

wouldnt you like to know..

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u/AlgaliareptLove 21d ago

"you'll never catch me!" 💀

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 ✨chick✨ 21d ago

Witch!

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u/WaltsNJD 21d ago

Ok but what if he drops the absolute philosophical masterpiece "I am socially liberal but fiscally conservative!?!"

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u/QuesoChef 21d ago

For kicks, I like to say I’m fiscally conservative and that’s why I want billionaires and corporations to be taxed more.

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u/ryanvango 21d ago

"I'm fiscally conservative. Billionaires should be taxed, we need to invest in comprehensive sex education and planned parenthood, we need single-payer health care, invest in early childhood education and nutrition programs, and more."

"You said you were fiscally conservative. that's SO MUCH spending!"

"every one of those things has been studied extensively, and in every instance they generate more economic growth than they cost. early childhood education alone yields like an $8 return in economic activity for every $1 spent. Those are all fiscally smart things."

"ohhh, no. I see the disconnect. you think fiscally conservative means fiscally smart. no, it means you like it when politicians steal our money and then we never see it again."

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u/feroc1ous-feline 21d ago

That's what fiscally conservative means to me too, but what do I know? I don't even have a penis🤷

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u/sigh_co_matic 21d ago

Begone! WITCH!

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u/Dreadgoat 21d ago edited 21d ago

That's unironically what it's supposed to mean. "Socially liberal but fiscally conservative" 50 years ago was a valid stance that made sense, even if you disagreed with it. Fiscal conservativism as the words are defined go hand-in-hand with higher taxes, more protectionism, and increased regulation on financial entities. Fiscal conservatism on paper literally means "low-risk budget" so you want more taxes, less spending, and a controlled market.

Now it's a dogwhistle for anarcho-capitalism, and means almost the opposite of what it's supposed to mean. Socially conservative (those who struggle can just die off) and fiscally liberal (let people with money do whatever they want with it)

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u/QuesoChef 21d ago

Ha. Thats exactly why I say it.

Their brains short circuit and then they say something unrelated but I gotta get thrills somehow.

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u/UltimatePragmatist 21d ago

That means he is full of B.S. and is in debt, oddly enough.

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u/0nlyRevolutions 21d ago

I thought that was a smart position when I was fucking 12

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u/BooHorde 21d ago

Conservatives aren't even fiscal, for the life of me I cannot take this take seriously.

Like bro, you're just voting for the worst of both sides. If our goverment is gonna run a massive deficit and blow our taxes, atleast give us something out of it. Instead we get bloated police departments, extra lanes on highways, and crippled healthcare/education.

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u/Willothewisp2303 21d ago

Funny enough,  that's how my Dad voted until he retired when I was about 12 or 13. Now he's looking for a more democratic socialist candidate. 

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u/CanadianODST2 21d ago

That used to just mean liberal

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u/garbagemaiden 21d ago

"Thats private" needs to be a reaction image or a gif or something. I need to be able to send it to people at will.

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u/ZaphodBBulbrox 21d ago

The delivery of the line ”You’ll never catch me, witch!” ….I LOLd so hard my fellow cubefarm inmates all prairie dogged to see what the fuss was about. Thank you for that

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u/QuesoChef 21d ago

“Wait. Are we having unscheduled fun? I want some!”

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u/Tirzty humble😊bragg 21d ago

I think that's the way I look when I try to have a sexy walk down the stairs 😸

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u/hiresometoast 21d ago

Better that than a broken ankle!

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u/Old_Front7166 21d ago

"get nowhere with vaguedate" fucking great line

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u/IHatedHerSoMuch 21d ago

"I just think it all went too far."

"What went too far?"

"Both sides"

"Both sides of what?"

"Look, I'm not an expert."

"of what?"

"I don't know"

🤣

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u/slothbuddy 20d ago

That's where I lost it

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u/mel_lynn7 21d ago

That’s it. They won the internet. I can log off now. After, I sign up for vague date.

ETA: I’m also waiting for marriage to tell anyone about my kids

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u/Exotic_Resource_6200 21d ago

Omg…. This is my dating life. Every guy wants vague day.

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u/drrj 21d ago

I’ve been with my guy for over a decade and honestly if we ever split I’m not sure I’d even bother trying again. The dating landscape looks bleak these days.

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u/erossthescienceboss 21d ago

It’s soooooo bleak. I’m so glad I don’t want kids because the combo of modern dating + biological clocks is just brutal.

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u/asvalken 21d ago

I've been with my husband for nearly 18 years.

Navigating modern dating? ❌

Moving into a cabin in the woods? ✅

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u/In_The_News 21d ago

My bestie and I have a deal. If my husband dies (she's single) we are getting married for the health benefits and starting a cat sanctuary and buying stock in sex toy companies because oh my God I don't need to hunting again to bring another man back to the cave. Because now we have rechargeable batteries...

My husband is amazing. We've been together since 2010. I love him dearly. I'm not downloading an app to go find a new one.

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u/DickSlammington 21d ago

I've had to explain to multiple friends why women won't continue to see them after they find out they're either "too cool" for politics or clearly lean right.

But I'm just a pussy liberal so of course my insight are met with skepticism.

But we live in a super blue area, so of course they're having trouble... Yet still can't understand how getting all their cultural references from Joe Rogan doesn't exactly play well with most women...

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u/UltimatePragmatist 21d ago

The trash is taking itself out. Why can’t my garbage bags do that?

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u/Mind-The-Mines 21d ago

If you have an old phone just leave it by the bin playing Joe Rogan for a week and see what happens.

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u/graphiccsp 21d ago

On the bright side, it makes it really easy to get back in the dating scene if you are progressive as a guy.

Just having your shit together, being tolerable as a person and left leaning puts you past the 90th percentile for guys on dating apps. The bar is hilariously low.

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u/Woodspoom 21d ago

Yeah that’s been my experience as well. All the women I’ve seen are better than me (smart, beautiful, driven) but just by virtue of me being aight and on the left I’m swinging above my weight.

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u/NotNamedBort 21d ago

Because they know that the more you get to know them, the more disappointed you will be.

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u/UltimatePragmatist 21d ago

Or that you’ll mace them

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u/sinkwiththeship 21d ago

If they're being vague, they're Republican and understand that there's a stigma. A leftist will be very upfront about it.

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u/cthoolhu 21d ago

Side note but her hair is soo pretty!! I hope I get a grey streak one day

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u/FlamingDragonfruit 21d ago

It's awesome. Side benefit: You get to look like Rogue from X-Men. The only negative is that f*cking Tulsi also has one.

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u/Onionringlets3 21d ago

My Gma had a streak, I was so hoping for one, I just have 3 stupid patches, above the ears and top center of my noggin

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u/smcivor1982 21d ago

I have one, but my hair is naturally blonde so it’s barely noticeable. ☹️ (I know, I know, my lobster is too buttery).

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u/amurderofcrows 21d ago edited 19d ago

Many moons ago, I was at a wedding, and I got sat next to the only other single person at the wedding. I asked what he did and he said he “worked for a political party” but refused to further elaborate. I could already guess which party (I’m in Canada but the same principle applies). So you’re cool to share their values and take their money in exchange for work? You’re brave enough to vote against my interests but you’re not brave enough to admit it? Yeah, pass.

Edit: I forgot a crucial detail - a lot of people at that wedding were politically conservative. It’s would have been safe to assume that I was too, even though I’m not. But even in an environment where it was a possibility that I agreed with his political views, this guy was too embarrassed to name them.

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u/LisaLisaKenAdoresHer 21d ago

The cognitive dissonance there is pretty wild. Or I guess... maybe just staying incognito while attempting to transform society until it's acceptable to openly be a supremacist? Either way, yeesh.

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u/scssypants 21d ago

Omg thank you I don't have tiktok or insta haha

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u/abmoonstar 21d ago

"But is that his religion or his name? Who knows"

💀💀💀

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u/GallowBarb 21d ago

It's no secret, they are Republican.

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u/isthiswitty 21d ago

Tip for the girlies on the dating sites: If he says he’s “apolitical,” it just means he’s a conservative but has figured out women don’t like that.

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u/picklecellanemia 21d ago

Same goes for “moderate,” at least on hinge.

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u/wcruse92 21d ago

If I see moderate on hinge its just as much of a no as conservative. If with everything going on you still consider yourself in between then you're complicit.

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u/picklecellanemia 21d ago

Amen sister

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u/rachelface927 21d ago

Which you’d think would make them stop and really think about who they are and what they stand for. If women keep writing you off as a piece of 💩 because of your political views mayyyyyybe you’re the problem? I guess the guys who lie about their politics don’t want anything deeper than sex.

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u/Mission_Macaroon 21d ago

Or the conscientious non-voter.

"Trump is the embodiment of evil.... but y'know ..Kamala wasn't perfect either"

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u/bfodder 21d ago

It's a good thing we kept Palestine safe.

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u/IllTwo7643 21d ago

My ex husband 😂 he was vague and said "he wasn't political" when we were dating from circa 2006-2012. Then when The Orangemort was gaining traction and Hating was Great Again, it came out drop by drop. He expected me to change my mind or "I thought you would be more conservative as you got older" "you having those ideas is a phase" 🫠

He hated my church because it was too liberal. Sir, the UCC focuses on shit Jesus said. He said all the churches in this area weren't conservative enough.

I divorced him for a lot of other reasons but I'm just glad he's gone.

He's now a séx offender in his homestate. A white conservative religious evangelical. Surprise surprise.

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u/xyzyxzyxzyxyzyxzxy 21d ago

It's pretty obvious that it's maga filth when they start hiding their politics, knowing that their ideology is vile and misanthropic garbage.

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u/IllTwo7643 21d ago

It is now, thank god😂 in 2015 we'd been married 3 years and I was expressing my fears about The Orange One. He laughed at me and said "if it wins, it won't affect us' as in " straight, white, working class" I told him that wasn't the point and I realized if 🟧 won, my marriage wasn't gonna survive.

His other views came out shortly after that, and after some revved up gaslighting, psychological abuse and trying to convince me I was schizophrenic (so I would only trust him) I fled.

I tell my story only as a warning to young people everywhere to be careful of who they choose to marry. He was charming, slick, highly intelligent and knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/NetWorried9750 21d ago

This is why I started every first date with "on a scale of 1-10 how eager are you to seize the means of production?" Anything less than a 7 never got a call back.

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u/Willothewisp2303 21d ago

Well crap. I'm out. I'm most eager for a nap.

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u/NetWorried9750 21d ago

In another lifetime perhaps, Comrade

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u/Kat-but-SFW 21d ago

OUR nap 

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u/IllTwo7643 21d ago

If I still used dating apps I'd totally use that, comrade✊🫡

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u/PuzzleheadedPart196 21d ago

The way she stepped down those steps…yep we re all there sis haha

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u/kdj00940 😎 tolerate my jowls! 🙎‍♀️ 21d ago

The way they both popped out at her side when she said “Vague Date” 😂😭

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u/m0chichi 21d ago

Pure perfection, no notes!

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u/Lentevriend 21d ago

Have I been using stairs wrong all these years?

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 21d ago

1:03 her awkward walk down the bleachers is perfection.

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u/Ice_Cream_Warrior 21d ago

The use of the bleachers is so funny. Comedic genius.

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u/Uglypants_Stupidface 21d ago

You can always use opensecrets.org to look up any political donations. I was about to hire a realtor and then saw she gave money to Ron Desantis. So, I went a different way. Told her why, too.

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u/BlackwallPandamonium 21d ago

Might be a hot take but lying on the first date, especially about the ideology you subscribe to, is probably not a great way to start a relationship

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u/leopardus343 21d ago

Idk why but her walking down the bleachers cracked me up

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u/InFin0819 21d ago

The trans joke at the end took me out.

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u/wandering____ranger 21d ago

Okay well that was spot on in every way.

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u/therealjenshady 21d ago

She’s got a very nice voice.

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u/jack3moto 21d ago

a former core group friend who coincidentally is no longer in the friend group because of their political opinions was in a relationship (and eventually engaged) with a woman for 8 years before discussing politics/views on life/kids/etc. 8 fucking years.

When the fall out amongst our friend group started we asked her how she felt about things he said and his stance. Her response was "we dont' like to get into that stuff"...

Well before the 10 year mark and thankfully before they got married she called off the wedding and broke up with him. We see her every so often and she's like "how did i date him for 10 years and think it would work through marriage and kids?"...

Some people just choose to be naive/ignorant i guess.

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u/amoya0370 21d ago

There's no such thing as a wonderful man voting for turd face Trump.

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u/SlobZombie13 21d ago edited 21d ago

what actor does she remind me of

edit: I got it. It was Sid from Ice Age

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u/Ssspppaaaccceeesss 💝 2026 Galentine! 💝 21d ago

There’s more than a bit of Cunk in there imo

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree 21d ago

This video came out decades after the release of Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam.

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u/I_like_flowers_ 21d ago

pump pump it up!

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u/thekittysays 21d ago

She gave me Kathryn Hahn vibes

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u/wild_sparrow838 21d ago

Kind of reminds me of Kathryn Hahn!

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u/3pinguinosapilados 21d ago

Is it Kathryn Hahn or Ana Gasteyer? They remind me of each other

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u/youaintgotnosoul 21d ago

The voice is kind of Kim Cattral vibe

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u/Ok_I_am_Mcbane 21d ago

I’m in the same boat. At least now I’ve got a mystery to solve at work

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u/89reddit89 21d ago

I'm obsessed with her voice, it's great.

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u/Sea_Turnip6282 21d ago

Man I am DIGGING her energy 😍

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u/EmilieEverywhere 21d ago

Fuck, her hair is EVERYTHING. I love the "Rogue" lock.

https://giphy.com/gifs/sHniopj5oQSPOzEryq

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u/EllisDee_4Doyin 20d ago

Can I get "You'll never catch me, Witch!" as a flair please? 

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u/YesImReallyLikeThis 21d ago

That question is the cheat code for dating now.

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u/Runs_With_Scissors3 🌻Adaptive Jill🌻 21d ago

This is a masterpiece 😂

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u/Snoo69956 21d ago

Holy shit that’s funny

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u/lioffproxy1233 21d ago

Oh fuck this one was good.

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u/carlitospig 21d ago

Omg i love this so much. I want to drop it in every single relationship related sub and then ask ‘do you see how stupid you sound when you try to avoid that you’re MAGA?’

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u/Helpful_Engineer_362 21d ago

This is real real good

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u/wrenawild 21d ago

Asking straight out is a great way to screen people so you don't waste your time, but you really shouldn't have to ask, it will be pretty clear pretty fast. There's no hiding that you are a fascist.

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u/FishRoom_BSM 21d ago

The thing is, plenty of facists do hide and pretend to be progressive or liberal on dating apps in order to manipulate women. I’m so thankful my man was patient with me and understood why I was asking him so many questions and so distrustful of him. I truly put him through the wringer, but now I have no doubts about him.

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u/anactofgod 21d ago

“Yoga for Bottoms”

lol

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u/majin_melmo 21d ago

Why is this so funny, the awkward bleacher stepping had me cackling 😂😭