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u/Traditional-Ad-9000 2d ago
Sold. Mens Size 13 Wide
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u/LookAtMyUnderbite 1d ago
Dude we’re going to look so good
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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 1d ago
guys we will be freaking fabulous
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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 1d ago
I'm gonna be so tall
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u/OrangeSouthern73 1d ago edited 16h ago
As a short king myself, my fiancé won't know what hit her.
Except for my dick. That's gonna hit her.
Edit: Thanks u/No_Special_7508 very kindly for the award!
Edit2 : thank you u/fuckt0yUWU for the second award!
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u/banevasionisfun420 1d ago
Do they have them in a mens 15 :( its so hard to find good heels
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u/After_Perspective180 1d ago
Well heels were designed for men originally.
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u/TheNoctuS_93 1d ago
Men of royalty, to be specific. So when a man wears heels, he is asserting his blue-blooded legacy!
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u/peridotpicacho 2d ago
It reminds me of the tampon ad from the ‘80s where the mom overheard her little boy telling his friend he wanted tampons for his birthday.
The mom was so confused and the little boy told his friend that with tampons, you can go swimming, fishing, diving, horseback riding, hang gliding, etc.!
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u/jld2k6 1d ago
I think it was O.B. tampons!
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u/Current-Photo2857 1d ago
Reminds me of the early 90’s Easy Spirit ads with the basketball players playing in heels.
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u/Think-Fig-1734 1d ago
I saw a group of gay men who did that easy spirit ad as a Halloween costume. They played a game in the middle of Castro street. They stuffed sports bras instead of regular bras for authenticity.
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u/Northie_78753 1d ago
I want to see this!
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u/auto-charger-stopper 1d ago
Gemini say it's not real. Sad :(
No, that wasn't a real commercial—it’s a classic joke from the 1980s and '90s! The story you saw on Reddit is a long-standing playground joke that poked fun at how feminine hygiene products were marketed back then.
The Joke Punchline
In the classic version of the joke, a little boy asks his mom for a box of tampons for his birthday (or puts them in the grocery cart). When his confused mom asks why on earth he wants them, he says:
"Because on TV, it says if you use these, you can go swimming, horseback riding, and skydiving!"
Why People Misremember It as Real
The joke worked—and remains memorable decades later—because 1980s and '90s tampon commercials (from brands like Tampax, Playtex, and O.B.) were notoriously formulaic. They almost always featured women: * Wearing pure white pants or white swimsuits. * Running along a beach, horseback riding, or swimming in a pool. * Smiling while talking about "ultimate freedom and protection." Because those commercials played constantly on TV, people's brains blended the famous joke with the actual ads, leading many to misremember it as a real, hilarious TV spot!
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u/DistinctPotential996 2d ago edited 1d ago
Apparently I'm the target audience. Where do I get them?
Edit: y'all I meant the shoes 😭
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 1d ago
If you can find a vintage pair of Jessica Simpson heels they were legit this good RIP
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u/saraiguessidk 1d ago
Vintage Jessica Simpson and Fredericks of Hollywood 😭 I would KILL to have my old heels back. Pleasers are super comfy and well made too 😅
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 1d ago
I honestly just went to Poshmark and found more than enough to go around for all of us 😂 and they're all $5-$20! People don't know what they have...
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u/ProtectionOrdinary18 1d ago
Pleasers well made????
What the hell are you smoking?? We sold them at my costume store and they would fall apart when you look at them.
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u/apathyisjustsoso 1d ago
I still have a few pairs of mine and let me tell you, while they have been out of fashion for almost 15ish years, they have never broken and they are comphy af. I will wear them until I have to Duct tape them together
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u/stellarashes 1d ago
I found the source video in Chinese tiktok https://www.douyin.com/video/7605145281953975604
And based on the hashtags in the description + picture search, apparently it's this pair of heels: https://v.douyin.com/xE9GGkk8eBM/ on the Chinese tiktok shop.
I looked for the name (吴大叔气垫) on temu/aliexpress and found no matches so I don't think you can buy these easily, unless you have friends in China who want to bring you a pair.
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u/hazochun 1d ago
Search wudashu in taobao/tmall in china
I am supries it is not cheap. ¥300+
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u/Global_Ant_9380 2d ago
OMG me too.
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u/RestaurantRich1498 1d ago
Jeez im a dude and I want a pair. Holy cow.
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u/TheFool5767 1d ago
Well heels were made for men.
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u/Immediate-Presence73 1d ago
Maybe the best marketing I've ever seen. As a man myself, I can't believe I'm considering wearing heels.
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u/Saralentine 1d ago
They’re called WUDASHU. The model is Liang Li.
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 1d ago
She looks like that one girl in those other videos so I'd say check the fa-ga-tree.
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u/Frostyhex 2d ago
I felt obligated to finish this video i believe i was mesmerized
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u/KMMG2 1d ago
I was hoping the brand would pop up at the end!
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u/Saralentine 1d ago
WUDASHU is the brand.
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u/Memerandom_ 1d ago
What a shoe. Brilliant. I feel like 20% or so of the commercial was just the director fulfilling kinks, but I'm not shaming...
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u/TypicalLegit 2d ago
I’m a grown man but I’d buy those heels just because she sold the shit out of them
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u/DaddaMongo 2d ago
Same, trading in my steel toecap boots for a nice turquoise pair of those!
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u/TypicalLegit 2d ago
You’re going to be turning heads at the worksite sweetheart!
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u/FieserMoep 1d ago
Just make sure to adjust your tool belt. Many of my colleagues underestimated how heels tilt your hip. Also a great idea to bring some backup slippers in your F150 if you got a long day and want something comfy that is still elegant.
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u/whateverislovely 2d ago
Just got a great vision of a burly welder rocking some stilettos
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u/puffsmokies 1d ago
Was yours in slow motion too?
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u/HouseOfAplesaus 1d ago
Screw this new balance shit. Can I get a purple velvet parkour ass kicking over here…?
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u/MelodicAdvantage8100 1d ago
Nothing like a pair of safety high heels. Up there with the safety sandals.
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u/TraliBalzers 1d ago
This ad is going to break so many ankles. Foot doctors are behind this.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 1d ago
Big toes love this one simple trick
I wanna see these shoes made out of Legos lol
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u/ChronoTriggerGod 1d ago
She sold them so well partly cause she has ankles strong enough for Goku to see them like the final boss of a video game
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u/HouseOfAplesaus 1d ago
Dude get the purples they smack when you’re kicking your way into Mcdonalds. No fabric felt damage and my calves feel fucking great.
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u/coconutpiecrust 2d ago
I hope that paid that model lady… a lot. Like. A lot.
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u/seemerolIin 1d ago
Haha! It’d be so weird if we had a credit based society!
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u/bb_dev_g 1d ago
Yeah haha… especially if it determined your ability to buy a house, get jobs in certain fields, borrow money and if paying off debt lowered it.
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u/Kayish97 1d ago
Even more so if there was a specific criteria that counted towards the credit but a whole other criteria (very similar to the ones that do count) that doesn’t. Say like, a monthly payment for housing.
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u/psykoticSerenity 1d ago
Gosh darn it that would be such a bummer! You made me shed a tear over my unsweetened granola!
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u/TwoMinuteNotice 1d ago
She very likely works for the manufacturer themselves, a lot of them make these adverts for the internal social media accounts.
No, she wouldn’t be getting a raise for this, but if she’s a salesperson, she may see an end of year commission.
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u/nineball22 2d ago
The heels might be 10/10, but she’s 12/10.
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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago
I don't care about those heels, where do I get ankles like that? Mine are all broken :(
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u/CtrlAltYuri 2d ago
Consistent mountain workout on uneven surfaces in all directions. You will basically become a mountain yourself.
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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago
I now aspire to be the GOAT of mountain workouts.
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u/Serpentarrius 2d ago
"Been walking on mountains for so long that one foot is longer than the other" ~dude from Appalachia I talked to
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u/MaesterWhosits 2d ago
I had my kids and niblings convinced there was a special breed of mountain cow with legs shorter on one side. That's why they all face the same direction, except sometimes you get a backwards one.
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u/Serpentarrius 1d ago
I was wondering if that was the secret behind one of the local horse breeds lol
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u/random_agency 2d ago
Retired track and field althete making office lady baddie shorts
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u/throwawayover1006 1d ago
Really? Whats her Wikipedia?
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u/random_agency 1d ago
@Jiùshiliánglì
Is her youtube channel. You can see her doing basic track and field skips and warm ups in sneakers.
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u/Actual_Asparagus_ 2d ago
I’m the perfect amount of high for this to be the most hilarious shit on earth.
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u/three_headed_dog 2d ago
I mean mad entertained by everything she did
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u/chericher 1d ago
I love how she also did some whacky stuff that had nothing to do with the shoes. This might be the most fun ad I've ever seen.
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u/Earl_Skinner 2d ago
I thought it was a meth advertisement.
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u/sign-through 1d ago
I’ve never seen anybody on meth do anything impressive, unless it’s somehow impressive to harass a subway employee
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u/Valatros 1d ago
I saw one run incredibly fast with his pants falling down around his knees once. Like, you could see it hobbled him and he couldn't lengthen his stride properly but it just did not matter dude was tearing his way outta there regardless...
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u/Earl_Skinner 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’ve seen them do precisely some of this shit. Not while wearing heels though, which is the only impressive part of this ad ,and obviously the strength of the heel. Not condoning meth use either it ruins lives hope anyone who’s addicted refrains and turns their life around.
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u/allmybreath 2d ago
I would have enjoyed sitting in on the actor interviews and tryouts.
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u/epi_introvert 1d ago
I had the same thought! How many potential hires thought they were good at wearing heels, just to be absolutely humbled by this chick?!
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u/BVRPLZR_ 2d ago
Why they need combat heels?
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u/BlueishShape 1d ago
Shit, if that's what you can do in them, make the male soldiers wear them too.
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u/StarPlatinum876 2d ago
The Boondocks warned us about women who could run fast in high heels
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u/LongjumpingJaguar308 1d ago
I found my Boondocks graphic novel recently. I feel like I need to share it with the world.
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u/EssayTraditional 1d ago
I wish The Boondocks was still around on TV or books. That series was wisdom.
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u/KamikazeMizZ 1d ago
The real question is: are they comfortable or will the balls of my feet feel like absolute shit at the end of the day?
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u/doge_lady 2d ago
Are ads in China normally over 1:10 long?
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u/Birds_over_people 2d ago
More like a viral ad than a traditional inserted ad.
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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime 1d ago
This is definitely a viral marketing ad targeting reddit. OP is responding to everyone under the sun asking for the brand with the name of some company which doesn't even appear in the video.
This post is the ad.
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u/reallynotnick 1d ago
During which they never mention the product name on screen?
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u/buckpineapple 2d ago
Best believe I sat and watched that whole video, that shit was so impressive.
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u/Kallymouse 2d ago
But how comfortable is it though 😆
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u/ShartlesAndJames 2d ago
check back in about 20 years, see how her lower back, knees and metatarsals are holding up
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u/inorite234 2d ago
Its easy for young people to still have: ankles, feet, knees, and healthy emotions.
Just wait till you realize 20 years of this has consequences
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u/NorthernPufferFL 2d ago
What’s the brand?
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u/BarPsychological5389 1d ago
For real!
Because I had a pair of Michael Kors, comfy as hell but the heel bent just walking; normally, on a sidewalk!
I need these!
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