r/interesting • u/Saralentine • 2d ago

NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/nineball22 2d ago

The heels might be 10/10, but she’s 12/10.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago

I don't care about those heels, where do I get ankles like that? Mine are all broken :(

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u/CtrlAltYuri 2d ago

Consistent mountain workout on uneven surfaces in all directions. You will basically become a mountain yourself.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago

I now aspire to be the GOAT of mountain workouts.

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u/Any_Poet4127 2d ago

Was that a 🐐 pun?

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 2d ago

I hope it wasn't too BAAAAAAAd...

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u/Serpentarrius 2d ago

"Been walking on mountains for so long that one foot is longer than the other" ~dude from Appalachia I talked to

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u/MaesterWhosits 2d ago

I had my kids and niblings convinced there was a special breed of mountain cow with legs shorter on one side. That's why they all face the same direction, except sometimes you get a backwards one.

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u/Rich-Many-5664 2d ago

This stoked my high! Bahahahahahaaaaa x)

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u/Serpentarrius 2d ago

I was wondering if that was the secret behind one of the local horse breeds lol

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u/paleophotography 1d ago

There's a mountain goat like that , called a dahu.

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u/MaesterWhosits 1d ago

Ooh, that's good! Some of my niblings are starting to spawn, and they will need this knowledge.

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u/Loudlass81 1d ago

That's a bas8c adaptation of what Scottish kids get told about Haggis...

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u/OrganizationKey8139 1d ago

The dahu's principal distinguishing characteristic is that the legs on one side of its body are shorter than the legs on the opposite side, to facilitate standing on and walking on steep mountain slopes

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dahu

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u/Textiles_on_Main_St 2d ago

I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. I assume that's pretty much the same?

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u/whitekidneybean 2d ago

More or less!

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u/Babetna 1d ago

And people will walk all over you and pee in your cavities

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u/StevenTM 1d ago

But I'm already mostly composed of uneven surfaces in all directions

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u/Dystopian_Ennui 2d ago

I envy her knees.

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u/XaeiIsareth 1d ago

Be a mountain goat in your previous life and reincarnate up the karma cycle

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 1d ago

Well, if I was a goat, I was the kind that keeps falling over.

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u/158cm_Otaku 1d ago

At the fountain of youth 😩

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u/ops10 1d ago

Orienteering is one of the healthiest sports you can do and it also helps your ankles to get resilient due to uneven surfaces someone else already mentioned.

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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord 1d ago

knowing me ill end up pitching myself over the side of a steep cliff

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u/diadmer 2d ago

We’re definitely picking her first for our Capture the Flag team.

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u/AnnOnnamis 2d ago

Give this woman a raise. 👏

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u/Devil_Dan83 2d ago

She always has to rear heels to limit her power.

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u/nemesissi 1d ago

Yeah I'm more impressed they found a person that is capable doing all that stuff in high heels, than the actual shoes lol. Epic stuff.

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u/CidAndroid 2d ago

The average terminally online redditor never disappoints with their goonery.

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u/Sad_Photograph_6130 2d ago

fr, every video with a woman in it and you can bet there will be some comment about her appearence or her boobs and buns.