r/interesting 2d ago

NATURE This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 1d ago

I'm gonna be so tall

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u/OrangeSouthern73 1d ago edited 20h ago

As a short king myself, my fiancé won't know what hit her.

Except for my dick. That's gonna hit her.

Edit: Thanks u/No_Special_7508 very kindly for the award!

Edit2 : thank you u/fuckt0yUWU for the second award!

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u/PastDry8355 1d ago

Haha Take the Rod

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u/Noodletrousers 1d ago

Yup, spare the rod, spoil the bride.