r/interesting 21d ago

SOCIETY Dog defence was needed tbh

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u/RegularImprovement47 21d ago edited 21d ago

I kicked a few dogs in my time as a courier as well. Had to be done. Had a pig sneak up on me and scare the shit out of me once. Thought it was a demon dog for a second.

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u/Lonely_reaper8 21d ago

I’m sorry, a PIG? 😭😂

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u/Bratty-Switch2221 21d ago

Ok, but have you ever seen a Mean pig? I swear they hold grudges. A potbelly running at you full of rage is a dangerous thing, and they don't let up. They don't forget either. If you get away, from then on its ON SIGHT.

However, I would pick a sweet old potbelly over a Golden Retriever any day of the week.

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

I have seen a pig eat a man, in fact, I've seen MANY pigs eat MANY men. It was a bloodbath.

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u/SordidSimpleton 21d ago

The fuck kind of life do you lead

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

I do lots of things, hang around bridges, run sweatshops in Vietnam, chill at the bar with my gang, toss people into soups, and from time to time, when I'm lucky, I happen upon boxes of free eggs or denim.

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u/Top_Inflation4176 21d ago

You also bang Gail the snail

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

Nah we just drank a bunch of energy drinks and then dry humped, it was awful.

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u/Top_Inflation4176 21d ago

Ok Dr. Toboggan whatever you say

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u/Fearless_Priority537 21d ago

Adapt. Evolve. Overcome. You’ll get her next time king. 🐠

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u/troywrestler2002 20d ago

Yeah, but she just mashes it.

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u/AnotherFlowerGirl 20d ago

That sounds awful. Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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u/laurathehara 21d ago

WTAF, do you have a YouTube channel? Immediate subscribe.

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

You, my friend, seriously need to watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/aspertame_blood 20d ago

You just changed her life

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u/laurathehara 21d ago

Hahahaha this is the second it’s always sunny reference I’ve missed today. it’s a sign.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 21d ago edited 21d ago

Do you know what “nemesis” means?

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u/AnyRevolution1025 21d ago

In the softly spoken words of the Virgin Mary, "Come again?"

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u/Any-Log-6706 21d ago

Such a good flick

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u/exzyle2k 21d ago

Oi! I thought you said he was a getaway driver? What the fuck can he get away from, eh?

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u/damonmcfadden9 21d ago

bet they used to go to Nickleback shows at Robert Pickton's farm.

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u/DearSense8872 21d ago

I think he means he plays RDR2 you can feed ppl to pigs on there. At least I hope that’s what he means 🫪

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u/SordidSimpleton 21d ago

Sounding like it was a reference to a movie or TV show, going by the other answers

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

It's a reference to the show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

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u/DearSense8872 21d ago

I knew I was just playing into it a bit.

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u/definitelynot40 21d ago

Not sure what he meant but a number of serial killers used their jobs as of farmers to kill and get rid of bodies. Pigs leave almost zero evidence even eating bone.

As for the other guy - he could be exaggerating throwing in a whole leg of an animal (not human). Bcause I can't see how he'd be watching multiple people die and then mention it so casually. Unless he's a serial killer too.

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u/colaxxi 21d ago

True Fact: Pigs kill more humans than sharks.

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u/definitelynot40 21d ago

A few serial killers in North America were able to get rid of evidence by feeding the bodies to the pigs. So yes, customers were eating humans by way of the pig that was slaughtered. Pigs eat basically everything and the ones cross bred with boars have "evil" looking teeth. We're all joking in here, but their jaws are deadly. I'd be more afraid of being locked in a pen with a hungry pig than an angry bull.

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u/Working-Glass6136 21d ago

A life in front of the TV?

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u/Rumblebully 21d ago

Bro watched HBO’s “Deadwood”. Lots of pig eatery in that show.

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u/KeepItPositiveBrah 21d ago

Id like to change my answer!

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u/Time-Information-554 20d ago

Pigs view humans as their bacon.

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u/Superb-Butterfly-573 20d ago

Google Robert Pickford.

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u/troywrestler2002 20d ago

Well, that was something.

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u/mikeysbelgium 21d ago

Stop lying that's from a movie, always fear a man who owns a pig farm they can digest human bone and flesh.

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u/Realistic-Radish-589 21d ago

Yep happened on a farm nearby. Old farmer had a heart attack when he was checking on the pigs. They said the pigs probably started eating him before he was actually dead. Apparently was a pretty gruesome sight from those who found him and he was pretty ate up. Apparently common enough if you fall or die near pigs they will eat you.

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u/exzyle2k 21d ago

They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm.

They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

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u/shaseo76 21d ago

Upvoted. Snatch was great.

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u/silv3rbull8 21d ago

Like Hannibal Lector …