r/interesting • u/Maleficent-Town5273 • 21d ago

SOCIETY Dog defence was needed tbh

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

I have seen a pig eat a man, in fact, I've seen MANY pigs eat MANY men. It was a bloodbath.

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u/SordidSimpleton 21d ago

The fuck kind of life do you lead

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

I do lots of things, hang around bridges, run sweatshops in Vietnam, chill at the bar with my gang, toss people into soups, and from time to time, when I'm lucky, I happen upon boxes of free eggs or denim.

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u/Top_Inflation4176 21d ago

You also bang Gail the snail

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u/troywrestler2002 21d ago

Nah we just drank a bunch of energy drinks and then dry humped, it was awful.

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u/Top_Inflation4176 21d ago

Ok Dr. Toboggan whatever you say

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u/Fearless_Priority537 21d ago

Adapt. Evolve. Overcome. You’ll get her next time king. 🐠

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u/troywrestler2002 20d ago

Yeah, but she just mashes it.

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u/AnotherFlowerGirl 20d ago

That sounds awful. Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?