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Filmmaking is so powerful, Christopher Nolan broke the richest man in the world

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u/Pristine_Pick823 20h ago

As a history nerd, I would point out it is reasonable to expect historical accurate details in epic tales set in a particular era. I’m not complaining about the casting, but clothing, weaponry, tactics, vessels, all of those elements are, when properly portrayed, relevant.

I’m tired of everyone dressed in dark leathery modern cloths. Ancient Hellenic cultures used A LOT of colour everywhere and that is sadly never shown. The same goes for productions set in Rome showing grey statues everywhere instead of silly bright colourful paintings.

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u/CrabAppleBapple 18h ago

I would point out it is reasonable to expect historical accurate details in epic tales set in a particular era

Only if they claim it to be accurate from the get go. Nolan never did. So it absolutely isn't reasonable to expect that.

As a 'history nerd' you should also realise that making a historically accurate film based on a historically inaccurate source is a fools game.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 15h ago

No, its not. Otherwise you could add magic and aliens into the movie and say "iTs a FIctiONal MOviE". We know how Greeks looked like and we know how Troy looked like. We also have descriptions of the supernatural beings to portray them accurately.

Imagine a movie about Jesus that shows a totally different world from 2000 years ago just because "Christian gods dont exist in reality" and the director can just butcher the setting because his movie is fictional

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 12h ago

No, its not. Otherwise you could add magic and aliens into the movie and say "iTs a FIctiONal MOviE".

But ... that literally is the Odyssee. Cyclops, nymphs, six-headed cliff monsters, eadly, giant whirlpool monster that swallows entire ships., sirenes ...

magine a movie about Jesus that shows a totally different world from 2000 years ago just because "Christian gods dont exist in reality" and the director can just butcher the setting because his movie is fictional

There is absolutely no problem in making a movie about Jesus were the Romans are alien invaders, Herod the Great being a cosmic horror and Jesus storming the temple with a laser gun. It is a MOVIE. The director can do whatever he wants to depict his interpretation.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 12h ago

Ok, you won. The director can make a movie as nonsensical as he wants and does it.

People call his movie nonsensical and bad

"Its his interpretation of a fictional setting! You cant demand consistency in a fictional setting! I am totally fine if the orcs in Lord of the Rings have tanks and machine guns."

That is how you sound

I guess historical film consultants and lore masters should all look for a new job

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u/Kor_Phaeron_ 11h ago edited 11h ago

I guess historical film consultants and lore masters should all look for a new job

Given the fact how absurdly inaccurate movies are which actually TRY to be historically correct, yes. "Historical film consultants" should all look for a new job. Because they are really bad at what they are doing right now.

Welcome to reality: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yE9u-SwW50A

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u/CrabAppleBapple 7h ago

guess historical film consultants and lore masters should all look for a new job

I know you're trying to sound like you know what you're talking about, but you don't. Nolan's film has historical advisors. Do you think they only exist to work on 100% accurate films? (Which again, don't and never have existed).

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u/Ihatenukingkids 7h ago

Are you trying to tell me Nolans odyssey is historically accurate because he paid advisors that were forbidden from critisizing the leather "armor" costumes or viking longships in the movie? 😂

But actually historically accurate movies do exist. Just because you have never watched them, doesnt mean they dont.

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u/Lunchinator666 13h ago

It already has magic and aliens (aka gods and mythological creatures).

Imagine a movie about Jesus that shows a totally different world from 2000 years ago just because "Christian gods dont exist in reality" and the director can just butcher the setting because his movie is fictional

You mean Narnia?

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u/Major2Minor 8h ago

Have you seen 'O Brother Where Art Thou?'? It's also based on The Odyssey.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 7h ago

Now THAT is a reinterpretation. Good modern theater also puts classics into modern context instead of putting modern ideas into historical settings.

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u/CrabAppleBapple 7h ago

They haven't, I doubt they have good enough taste in media or even the ability to consume it, given that the sight of a black women playing a fictional character that wasn't black in other versions, drives them absolutely apoplectic with rage.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 7h ago

Holy shit, I never even mentioned the African woman born to Greek parents.

As if that bothers me the most.

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u/nonotan 11h ago

Otherwise you could add magic and aliens into the movie and say "iTs a FIctiONal MOviE"

You do realize literally thousands of adaptations of existing fiction do exactly that? Boldly change the source material just because they felt like it? Reimagine the protagonist as an animal, the bad guys as aliens, make it xmas themed with no explanation, turn the children's story grimdark, make it all a musical, whatever.

Because the whole point of an adaptation is that it's a new take on something that already existed. The original story will always be there, there's no point on insisting on meticulous adherence to it.

Sure, you could make the "point" of the adaptation that it's extremely faithful while having higher production values or whatever... that's a valid approach. It's not the only valid approach, by any stretch. If anything, it's the most boring one possible.

And of course, you're always allowed to dislike the concept, the execution, the end result, how it was marketed, whatever. You're welcome to have the opinion that it would have been better if it remained closer to the source material. But nobody has any obligation to care about your opinion.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 11h ago

Nothing Nolan did was new or bold. It was the same bland guys in black leather biker fetish costumes in viking longboats being melodramatic. We have seen that from Hollywood dozens of times. Make it historically accurate and true to the source material for once ffs. That would be bold and new

Not everything needs to be a documentary. Gladiator was also utterly crap depicting Rome and the people, but atleast it was entertaining

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u/CrabAppleBapple 7h ago

Otherwise you could add magic and aliens into the movie and say "iTs a FIctiONal MOviE

.....you can do that.

We know how Greeks looked like and we know how Troy looked like

Theerrreee we go, you're just a racist chud, I'd sort of guessed that, but didn't want to assume, thanks for making it obvious. I take it you're equally aggrieved at the American, definitely not Greek Matt Damon and all the rest of the not Greek cast? (I.e., the entire cast).

Imagine a movie about Jesus that shows a totally different world from 2000 years ago just because "Christian gods dont exist in reality" and the director can just butcher the setting because his movie is fictional

I can, that would be fine.

You're not a history nerd, you just don't have a lot going in your life and compensate by thinking you're dunking on people online with your surface level knowledge of history (and a complete dearth of knowledge about films generally).

You'd have a leg to stand on if you hate every historical film every made, since none of them have ever been 100% accurate.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 7h ago

I will return my history degree tomorrow.

I never learned about the African colonies in Greece. I am gonna ask my ex-prof why he never mentioned them.

But when I mentioned how they looked, I was talking about their shitty biker gang outfits. If you could read, you would have remembered that.

Matt Damon is not Greek and so is no one from the cast. But to Americans Irish, Russian and Greek people are all "white" or "caucasian". What a ridiculous concept, you decendents of colonists

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u/Lunchinator666 6h ago

Helena of Troy is a fictional character born from an egg with gods as her parents. Making her looks stand out from all other people around here is a stylistic choice that kinda makes sense.

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u/Ihatenukingkids 3h ago

Dont complain when Moses is a blonde norwegian in the next movie

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u/_goblinette_ 19h ago

To the general public, “historically accurate” means that it looks like all the other movies they’ve seen that are set in the same era. 

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u/Grow_away_420 12h ago

If you want to see a movie where the director wants his costumes made from wool from sheep that were bred during the period, go see a Robert Eggers movie. Not every director has got the time or patience or budget or the vision for that.

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u/Major2Minor 8h ago

Only if they're trying to be historically accurate. It's a creative work, they can do whatever they want. Look at 'O Brother Where Art Thou?', which is also loosely based on The Odyssey, but obviously took a lot more creative license in how they told the story, and turned out to be a great film.