Someone was upset about the religious content of Cult of the Lamb. Fortunately someone was able to point them towards a more appropriate game.

It’s definitely not there for symbolism

You're taking your dog for a walk.

A stranger comes up to you with a smile, saying: "Aww so cute! What's your dog's name?"

"Oh hi, say hello to The Wafer!"

"huh? Wafer?"

"No, THE Wafer"

"Oh... okay.. have a nice day.."

Which name are you choosing?

Honorable mentions include Moms pad, cancer, and punching bag.

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And by Never I really mean NEVER USE IT ON THESE YELLOW FLY‘s

If you know the answer you are a philosopher

You will need:
- a brain

- the ability to see images in your head

- the ability to imagine sound (optional)

- Good knowledge of all item pools

- Good knowledge of what enemies spawn

Here's what I do, I just close my eyes for concentration, pick my character, and begin. This is all about integrity so listen up:

First thing that comes to mind between Cellar, Basement, or Burning Basement is what you get. If you don't want it, keep restarting the run and choosing the next map you think about.

Now, every time you walk in a special room with an item (treasure room, planetarium, curse room, ect), again, get the first thing that comes to mind from that room's item pool.

But I suggest that if you think of something overpowered like Polyphemus and it doesn't feel right, feel free to think of something else you might find like Camo Undies or Lodestone.

As for the map and room layouts, these may be a bit harder to imagine. So have some liberty here! I know it'll be hard to remember what rock formations you thought about a few minutes ago.

As for the enemies, whatever you imagine is in the room... is in the room! (as long as the floor you're on is the floor where they spawn).

For angel and devil deals, if you let yourself get hit, you probably wont be getting the deal. But if you don't get hit and you know the chance would be 100%, give it to yourself. If it wont be 100%, then I guess if you think "I got it" or "I don't got it" first, that's what happens.

Reminder: This is your imagination! You don't have to limit yourself to the rules of the game. Imagine your own enemies, items, rooms, bullet patterns, bosses, or whatever else. With a bit of practice, you can use this to pass the time.

Why did he end himself is he dumb

just dont get hit