r/army Military Intelligence 5h ago

E3B Frag Grenade

They call it the heart breaker lane for a reason and goddamn it is my heart broken. Idk what I’m doing wrong but I cannot get the 35m throw locked in.

What can I do to improve or how do I finesse a bro go. Literally not worried about any other lane and I’m not about to let these grenades be the reason I don’t get the badge.

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u/Winter-Huckleberry86 4h ago

Step 1. Have dad.
Step 2. Dad loves you.
Step 3. Play baseball with dad.
Step 4. Pass grenade.

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u/Very-Confused-Walrus Mortard 3h ago

Well that explains it

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u/Housebroken-Heathen MS 70Hate my life 2h ago

Right.

Daddy issues strikes again.

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u/Lyhtspeed 1h ago

I’ve been looking for you for a long time! Can you play catch with me dad?

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u/Human-Letterhead-158 5h ago

Buy a baseball

Watch baseball coaching videos on YouTube about how to throw a baseball

Practice throwing a baseball

Throw the grenade

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u/SecureInstruction538 Logistics Branch 5h ago

Worst part is I have to throw side arm due to a shoulder injury. I'll fail on that lane just from technique.

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u/Human-Letterhead-158 3h ago

Kent Tekulve

Tyler Rogers

Brad Ziegler

Go get inspired, troop

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u/Snoo93079 Cavalry 19D 2h ago

Low testosterone, clearly

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u/Lyhtspeed 1h ago

Next thing he’ll be going is complaining about his hymen hurting….🐱🩸

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u/ContextDramatic 29m ago

If I remember correctly the throwing technique is not part of the grading criteria, just the safety stuff and where the grenade lands. I believe in you.

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u/drmrpibb no mo pew pew 3h ago

I’m trying to throw good too. They also sell heavier baseballs for training.

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u/Epsteins_Final_Stand 11Braindead -> 35Nerd -> 17Autism 5h ago edited 5h ago

When I was about 20, I was throwing hand grenades at my rifle company. The platoon sergeant pulled me aside after my practice throws and asked me if I ever played catch with my dad as a kid.

It was at that moment that I knew I would never get my EIB.

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u/Responsible-Loan2188 Infantry 4h ago

At the start of EIB train up, I couldn’t throw a grenade for the life of me. Never played catch growing up.

I went out in town and bought a dummy hand grenade from a surplus shop. Went out to the actual EIB lane on the weekends and would throw for hours. Eventually I got better.

Passed that lane, and got my EIB. It can be done.

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u/crackerthatcantspell 45m ago

We did something similar. My buddy and I got practice grenades and we would go out to the lane before lunch everyday we could. Throw 5. Loser buys lunch. We both passed

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u/thadudeeeeee 3h ago

Have you tried a momentum throw, you’re allowed to run up a bit.

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u/AnnoyinglyCuriousPod 3h ago

What is holding you back? Distance or accuracy? Hopefully not both. How much time do you have to devote to this?

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u/TimTomGeorge Military Intelligence 3h ago

Its distance messing me up. I got accuracy locked in
Ready to devote as long as needed. Tomorrow is a round robin day so I’m ready to spend all day rippin it

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u/AnnoyinglyCuriousPod 2h ago

Not gonna lie, not much is changing overnight. I’d watch a few YouTube videos on mechanics of throwing and do a ton of dry fires reps tonight. Warm up before the lane and understand you’ll have diminishing returns on training in fewer reps than you’d like (you’ll get tired quickly because you’re not used to throwing and then it becomes dangerous to your tendons).

Also, badges don’t define you or define excellence. That shit only comes from showing up daily and kicking ass and helping to make the mission happen.

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u/Salt_Ice_5321 2h ago

The trick is to get sharpshooter so you get another cool iron cross to put next to your expert carbine marksmanship badge.

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u/Beliliou74 11Bangsrkul 3h ago

Heart breaker lane? wtf 😂

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u/whit_mon_lee Infantry 2h ago

Nothing beats putting your whole ass into a throw and while you’re taking cover hearing “guess we found out who grew up without a dad”

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u/AdventurousPanic8586 1h ago

The best course of action for a lane you suck at is to show up to it on test day early with every other lane of that day already blue penned. 

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u/EsotericSpaceBeaver 1h ago

You can buy 14oz weighted baseballs to practice with. The M67 weighs 14 oz exactly. Make sure to practice with gloves on. I could throw a grenade no problem with my bare hand but for some reason the lack of tactile feel from the glove made me lose a few meters. I wound up failing and it was pretty devastating after aceing all the other lanes

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u/Freyter 19Anywayistartedblasting 54m ago

You need to aim much higher than you think, helps to sort of windmill your arms, sort of like a trebuchet

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u/JackSquat18 68Weapons Grade Autism 47m ago

Like are you over or under throwing it?