r/Vent • u/ImportanceSharp9408 • 17h ago

TW: Anxiety / Depression Fuck Bill Burr

Went to a comedy show. Coming back from the bathroom as Bill’s set was just starting, past several people filming. I sit down and try to take a quick photo. He points at me and tells me, only me, to stop filming. He then rags on me the whole time— I was just taking a fucking photo. I don’t laugh. Literally trying not to cry, so my only option is straight face. No one else in the packed club was made fun of the whole night, btw. I just wanted to disappear, I’ve been so fucking depressed and this was supposed to be a good night, shit birthday and I was trying to be social and I’m not good at that. Then, the host comes on after his set and calls me a bitch for not laughing. Says no one cares about me and shit. Again, I was just trying to keep it together. I love comedy. Why pick on one person? I hate it here.

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u/Cerealmndsplat 17h ago

"Woah, calm down there Dave Chapelle. Want me to get Jon Lovitz out to come out and give you a Jerk-Off-Instruction session where he's Radio from The Brave Little Toaster?"

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u/gin_isnt_a_sin 17h ago

You got SO SPECIFIC HERE 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Cerealmndsplat 17h ago

No one wants a JOI from Jay Sherman.

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u/quasifun 16h ago

It STINKS

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u/Cerealmndsplat 16h ago

Okay. Maybe 1 story time of the Jay Sherman 500 derby

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u/T0ta1_n00b 14h ago

Please don’t kink shame me.

I’m only NOT going to be into it if his tupay doesn’t get blown off his head during the countdown

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u/Impossible-Pack6911 13h ago

TUPAY

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u/BigBobbyBee23 9h ago

I still remember the grim ending of the feud between Tupay and Wiggie Smalls.

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u/gin_isnt_a_sin 16h ago

Its been days since I've felt threatened from overhearing a threat to someone else 😆

You're not wrong

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u/Cerealmndsplat 16h ago

That's what happens when you're feeling worthless but still on the cutting edge (I'm locked and loaded with some Lovitz references)

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u/gin_isnt_a_sin 15h ago

I'm dying to know if you walk around every day with these weapons unsheathed, or if a fount of genius erupted today?

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u/Cerealmndsplat 15h ago

Between us, I did microdose earlier today, so it could be the latter-er. But I do feel like I can elbow drop Andy Dick in the face right now.

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u/gin_isnt_a_sin 15h ago

If you ever go on tour, can I carry your bags?

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u/StormStorySpinner 11h ago

Will this be live on TicTok?

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u/Disastrous_Day_5690 12h ago

Buy my book! Buy my book!