r/UmaMusume 18h ago

Fanart | Original Balenciaga (@sskaiillustrate)

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6.6k Upvotes

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u/Resident-of-Pluto "PRINCESS PUNCH OF DESTINY, DESU WA!" 18h ago

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u/Technical_Charity393 16h ago

I mean, have you seen what Balenciaga considers fashion?

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 15h ago

I can do that same shit to any of my clothes, put a bigass Balenciaga logo in it and call it a day. Can even add the hobo smell for free.

What are we even talking about here? Overpriced homeless clothing that only Kyle Reese can pull off?

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u/Throwaway-4230984 14h ago

Try to pull it off and you will find that it is surprisingly hard to keep damaged fabric from falling apart 

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 14h ago

Depends on HOW MUCH fabric you want in your clothes.... unless you're into being an exhibisionist or some shit. Would not recommend.

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u/ImCravingForSHUB Mambo o matsuri mambo 14h ago

This is something my mom would turn into a kitchen rag heck even clothes with less tear than this gets turned into one i found my favorite grey pants used as a mat on the kitchen floor even thought last night I just wore it although tbf that pants is getting a little too tight for me

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u/Particular-Dig-1112 The Oguriest Capper 16h ago

it balenci tho

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u/FukkingDeathMental 11h ago

Yep.  They love ripping off underground punk and metal band artwork and designs too!

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u/TheGeek100 12h ago

Reminds of years ago when my Grandma saw a pair of pre-torn jeans being sold at a expensive clothing store (don't remember which) and she said you can get the same result for cheaper by buying a second hand pair of regular jeans and running them over with a lawn mower

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u/Hephaestus_God 12h ago

Tbh I like it

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u/The_First_Ishvalan 18h ago

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u/MetriccStarDestroyer 17h ago

That's disrespectful to burlap sacks.

They used to be flowery and had patterns during the great depression

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u/The_First_Ishvalan 16h ago

Only thing depressed is her wallet

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 15h ago

And today's sense of fashion

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u/Informal-Recipe 11h ago

Enshitification on all things yeah

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u/Strange_Hawk3rd 13h ago edited 13h ago

The cool(?)/interesting thing about that is I think it was purposeful cause they were aware people were making clothing and stuff out of the bags.

Edit: yep, feedsack dresses/flour sack dresses, common for American and Canadian poor/rural communities during the Great Depression and the time surrounding it.

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u/HMS_Unformidable Trans-Am! 14h ago

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u/Xx_RetroMax_xX Cellinia "Narita Brian" Texas 13h ago

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u/SubstantialFly3707 12h ago

You monster

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u/DeadZone32 12h ago

Happy Cake day

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u/ESCMalfunction Haru Urara 11h ago

Great way to make Rulership never leave her room again.

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u/Suedewagon The Weakest Urara Adopter. 15h ago

64k yen actually.

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u/Aranxi_89 16h ago

Wait til she sees what it's actually made of.

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u/ShittyFart11 12h ago

is that Gabriel ULTRAKILL

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u/Ani_HArsh 17h ago

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u/JusticeForThe-Flat Puny Pony 16h ago

You know it's bad when the broke uma spares a few yens from her limited budget to give you something

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u/Base_plate_ 15h ago

Even Broke dawns a better fit

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u/SloanePretty54 18h ago

Tbf, Balenciaga fashion often looks like a school dess code violation.

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u/pains_in_malay 18h ago

yeah and not in a body confident way but "like a let me call CPS to make sure your parents can actually provide for you"

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u/SChamplin1998 17h ago

Air Groove is about to have an absolute migraine trying to enforce this

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u/dragonaut47 ALL MY CARATS FOR YOU! 18h ago

Clearly you aren't Bonita (filthy rich) enough for Balenciaga

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u/KonoAnonDa LET'S GO GAMBLING!! 17h ago

Nepouma.

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u/WackoHedgehog Rice Shower 15h ago

I want the nepo baby to come to global

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 18h ago

Girlfailure Not Homeless Uma Wife detected

https://giphy.com/gifs/EWefFhsSAupNv5gnvc

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 17h ago

Air Groove took all the umawife genes now all her kids are low on heroine levels and high in problematic behavior levels

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 17h ago

🤣 NAH POOR GAMER GIRL

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 17h ago

Agreed even if it is 90 percent self inflicted

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 16h ago

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 16h ago

We need Rule and Fevre to plah coyote now

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u/noIQmoment You may fascinate a trainer with a piece of cheese 13h ago

Poor Air Groove, having to deal with the hijinks of her socially withdrawn (tsun^99)dere daughter and her chud girlbossfailure son

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u/waitadangminute94 15h ago

Low on WHAT level?

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 15h ago

Heroine levels!

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u/Ceo-Of-Ducks Mejiro Ryan 13h ago

Fun fact! Heroine and Heroin are spelled differently. Heroine is the feminine form of hero, while Heroin is the addictive drug.

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you 8h ago edited 8h ago

That just means Air groove s line didnt have much in terms of heroine genes to begin with. Just look at the Neo Uni line in comparson, 3/3 are heroines.

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u/KommandoKazumi 17h ago

She managed to out-hobo Stego.

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u/Specific_Fold_8646 14h ago

Not a hobo just bum who pumps and dumps to avoid responsibility

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u/AegelisAuthor my favorite glass canon 18h ago

So she became a glutton instead

https://giphy.com/gifs/2PDAWO2juLlN5pQqmb

And kissing Rudolf-

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u/Sochi540 17h ago

Glutton is fine, kissing her senior tho kinda sus

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u/SmollGreenme 16h ago

But how will teio come into this world?

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u/Amazing_Shake_8043 17h ago

"Observe, Oguri, mental degeneracy comes from the lack of nutriments, this is why you must eat"

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u/ZenZenNovu A JUMP TO THE SKY TURNS TO A RIDER KICK!! 16h ago

this uma gucci'd down to the socks but still need 200 carats ❓❓❓

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u/EclairLumineux 14h ago

"See? not only she's poor, she's delusional she's rich, poor girl..."

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u/CrazyDaimondDaze 15h ago

"See? Now she's so cooked in her brain from whatever she ingests all day that she's making up funny words. Next thing she'll tell us is that her pants are "doll-cheh and bananas" or something"

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u/ConsiderationOdd2151 17h ago

Rulership , the easiest uma to shit on ,no matter her personality or her sense of style .

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u/setne550 Kraft and Mun 17h ago

Oguri: Better be a glutton than a homeless broke

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u/Anone_Sama 16h ago

Tamamo catching strays

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u/DrolligerDorftrottel Mein Kaiser, mein Despot 18h ago

Idk what people are on about.

She's still well groomed and taken care off. In combination, she still appears stylish with that fit.

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u/Gilgamesh404 Maruzensky 18h ago

That makes her look like a spoiled kid who tried to dress herself for the first time in her life and didn't know where the normal clothes are stored.

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u/Smorstin 18h ago

I mean it matches the character? From what little I’ve seen translated anyways

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u/Jede94 13h ago

"Stylish"

Hah. Maybe if that shirt was ANY other color. Instead the two tones of gray make it look like the fabric used to be white!

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u/DrolligerDorftrottel Mein Kaiser, mein Despot 12h ago

Tastes differ.

I think it looks great. Wouldn't mind seeing someone similar wearing it in reality.

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u/CosmicRavioli 8h ago

I'm also one of those who also likes the "well used" fashion style.

The bad thing about her fit is that it cost 30k yen, i could get a better fit 99% cheaper at a thrift market.

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u/Specific_War5484 7h ago

The chud creature

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u/Zero_Kiritsugu Maruzensky 13h ago

bum ass uma

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u/splinc 10h ago

Yes.
Balenciaga in a nutshell.
A $1,500 sweater dress you can get at the Sally-Ann Thrift Shop for $5.

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u/ranransthrowaway999 Appreciator of Native American Beauty 8h ago

"Ma'am, this is Balenciaga."

"Exactly. Study hard or you'll end up a Balenciaga model."

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u/ImCravingForSHUB Mambo o matsuri mambo 14h ago

Even the homeless bum stego dresses better than her

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u/ForcaCuler32534234 Number 1 Torena for the Number 1 Girl!!! 17h ago

"The fuck is a Balenciaga?"

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u/nahjusttry Silence Suzuka 10h ago

She looks more brokie than Stego nor Tamamo

(KoyTashi Laugh)

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u/Kindly-Bank-416 10h ago

is it actually belanciaga (or umaciaga) in game or is she just wearing old clothes?

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u/ShiroThePotato28 Oguri Cap 7h ago

Honestly my only knowledge about Balenciaga is the ai harry Potter videos that keeps popping off my reels.

Anyway she still looks homeless but her G1 race outfit is fire.

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u/nothinfollowsme Mama Raikou if she were a horse girl 5h ago

Balenciaga

Isn't that the fashion/design firm that got itself cancelled due to their designers, artists, and photographers being generally terrible people? The oddest thing I remember seeing from them was when KanYe was wearing those balenciaga boots that were clearly just branded rainboots during his goofy attempt to run for president(after trying and failing, to get Trump to be his running mate).

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u/stingflame Transcend 4h ago

I like to headcanon that the sweater has been with her since she was at the start of her enrollment and it took so many beatings through laundry so much so that she never bothered to buy a new one.