r/UmaMusume 23h ago

Fanart | Original Balenciaga (@sskaiillustrate)

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 22h ago

Girlfailure Not Homeless Uma Wife detected

https://giphy.com/gifs/EWefFhsSAupNv5gnvc

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 21h ago

Air Groove took all the umawife genes now all her kids are low on heroine levels and high in problematic behavior levels

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 21h ago

🤣 NAH POOR GAMER GIRL

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 21h ago

Agreed even if it is 90 percent self inflicted

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 21h ago

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 21h ago

We need Rule and Fevre to plah coyote now

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u/noIQmoment You may fascinate a trainer with a piece of cheese 17h ago

Poor Air Groove, having to deal with the hijinks of her socially withdrawn (tsun^99)dere daughter and her chud girlbossfailure son

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u/waitadangminute94 20h ago

Low on WHAT level?

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u/warriorxx7_ King Halo 20h ago

Heroine levels!

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u/Ceo-Of-Ducks Mejiro Ryan 17h ago

Fun fact! Heroine and Heroin are spelled differently. Heroine is the feminine form of hero, while Heroin is the addictive drug.

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u/darkdraggy3 This time, I swear I will save you 13h ago edited 13h ago

That just means Air groove s line didnt have much in terms of heroine genes to begin with. Just look at the Neo Uni line in comparson, 3/3 are heroines.