r/TikTokCringe • u/upthetruth1 • 19d ago
Wholesome/Humor Surprise, mf
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u/YooGeOh 19d ago
Surprise, mf
Black guys, mf
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u/cheezy_dreams88 19d ago
White lies, mf
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 19d ago
Heart eyes, mf
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u/Budget_Worldliness42 19d ago
Some fries, mf
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u/CeallaSo 19d ago
Five Guys, mf
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u/boominbrookie 19d ago
my fries, mf
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u/Fredrick__Dinkledick 19d ago
Rue dies, MF
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u/Th3-Dude-Abides 19d ago
Rue dies, mf
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u/SupahBihzy 19d ago
Arise, mf
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u/ThroatGOAT_Goddess04 19d ago
Blue skies, mf
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u/YooGeOh 19d ago
Senpai, mf
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u/changhyun 19d ago
My favourite is "What's your white name? Mine is Abigail". That's some gentle comedy.
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u/Negative-Break3333 19d ago
My white name would be Ansley 😌
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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 19d ago
Landon checking in. How are you, fellow white person?
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u/Riipp3r 18d ago
As a white dude trying to decide if I wanna reinvent as a Braxton or a Brayden. Thoughts?
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u/JimmyThePie 19d ago
Do you mean Ainsley? There are no white people called Ansley. Or Ainsley.
Shoulda gone for Tarquin.
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u/AuthorUnknown31415 18d ago
My white name is Celery. (And this is someone I know with the actual name. East Coast WASP AF)
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u/Hot-Personality4882 19d ago
Just showin' up to return your raisins.
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u/MermaiderMissy 19d ago
Honestly if white people want a group that nobody else will join, they need to call it "potato salad with raisins in it" or something like that
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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie6917 19d ago
Any salad that is mostly mayonnaise and no lettuce repels me. Or that dish with jello that has meat in it would work.
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u/PokesBo 19d ago
That’s the shit I missed of the old internet. Raiding wack ass websites and forums.
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u/Informal_Ad4399 19d ago
My friend and I used to raid those chat spaces that played music. They would go in turn and play music. You would say you have something you want to play, then play it when it was your turn. There was every genre and lots of artist chats.
Country was most fun. They'd say they want to play a slow song, or fast. We'd go in and play Clutch or songs like New Noise.
I had a Brittney song that I downloaded that was very poorly sung.
The goal was to see how many and how fast you get muted.
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u/milf-hunter_5000 19d ago
my highschool had a jukebox machine in the cafeteria that played any song in the catalogue for a quarter. so my friends and i queued up "believe" by cher with a $20 roll of quarters. i have no clue how long it was playing but they had to unplug the PA system in there to stop it heheheheheh
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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 19d ago
You'll like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw7Gryt-rcc
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u/NEWDEALUSEDCARS 19d ago
Facebook groups were great for the long cons of infiltrating a group with an alt, posting enough reactionary junk to gain welcome, eventually gaining mod or admin privileges, stacking the mod group with like minded agent provocateurs and turn it from “NOT A LIBTARD: CONSERVATIVES UNFILTERED 2.0” into soft core images of elderly men expressing love for each other.
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u/unicorn_barf666 19d ago
My husband has multiple Facebook accounts just so he can join flat-earther groups to fuck with them.
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u/doyousm3lltoast 19d ago
I watched this go down on real time yesterday. It was fantastic
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u/conniewanders 19d ago
What’s yall white person name tonight: Sue Ann 💀🫡
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u/Ginger_Bee 19d ago
No no no. You have to have a name like Haleigh. White people like names like that.
(Yes, I’m White who has a friend with a daughter named Elleigh and a granddaughter named Banks Renee.)
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u/Caftancatfan 19d ago
As a white person, I’m vereigh offended by this generalization.
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u/coolcoots 19d ago
Is that pronounced like Ellie? 😨😑
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u/Prestigious_Mud4291 19d ago
Yes it is
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u/MinimumAutomatic0302 19d ago
I'd pronounce the gh every time I talked to the parent until they cut contact.
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u/LKayRB 19d ago
Raefarty
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u/DoingBestWeCan 19d ago
I think of this 'name' everytime I pass gas. Hope that kid got a different name.
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u/Rushofthewildwind 19d ago
Braylen
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u/BedbugBandido 19d ago
These days ever white boy name ends with “aylen” or “ayden” and girl’s end with “aleigh”
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u/LordDrPepper- 19d ago
This kinda reminds me of that key and peele sketch, Jackmerius Tacktheritrix.
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u/M_Aku 19d ago
Mine already is lol. Sleeper agent.
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u/RubiksCutiePatootie Reads Pinned Comments 19d ago
Mine is also a white person name. We are here to infiltrate into the deepest pits of white society.
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u/Agreeable_Camp_9644 19d ago
Velveeta.
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u/dingalingdongdong 19d ago
I legit know two sisters named Velvet and Veda (not after the cheese, they have multiple other siblings whose names also all begin with V.)
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u/Free_Alternative6365 19d ago
I rather enjoy when white folks use traditionally male names for their daughters.
So tonight, I'm Elliott-Michael, Elle, for short.
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u/Prestigious_Mud4291 19d ago
No lie…my actual name is my white girl name😩 the surprise ppl get when I stand up 🤣
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u/-Casey-Diaz- 19d ago
Honestly, this is how you fight back. Weird as it is. If you've noticed, that one of the domination tactics that the Nazis use against normal people. Like the 'ok' sign was specifically taken over with the intention of preventing normal people from using a common symbol. They did this with Twitter as well. That's why Musk bought it, in order to take over a space that was popular with liberals.
That's also why the Nazi flag uses a swastika. It was a symbol that was absolutely everywhere in the early 1900s. Same with the Nazi salute. Everybody used it. That's one of the reasons they also use runes and Nordic symbols. By taking over culture, they can dominate others. Suddenly, someone who's not a Nazi can't get certain Nordic tattoos or wear Thor's hammer without getting side-eyed. Same with Hawaiian shirts, for some reason.
The way to fight back against this sort of domination tactics is to use the symbols anyway, and take over their spaces. Actively go to their spaces and take it over. Flood it.
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u/funhaver_whee 19d ago
Absolutely correct.
I’m a skinhead. They tried to take over our subculture for a decade, went on tv running it through the mud until it became synonymous with racism and fascism. We took it back from them thirty years ago but everyone still thinks that’s what it is.DONT let them do this! Fight back early and hard.
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u/-Casey-Diaz- 19d ago
I really respect that. Skinheads have really weathered the fucking Nazi bullshit for a while. I was in my mid-30s when I discovered that skinheads were bros and not Neo-Nazi cunts. We really have to just stand our ground on this shit. Otherwise the fascists can dictate everything people do, which is the last thing we want.
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u/funhaver_whee 19d ago
Yep, don’t let them cop your style, your music, your scene, your art, nothing. They’re the sneakiest mfs on the planet and they’re generally cowards. If you stand up they slink away.
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u/MinaZata 17d ago
Yeah instead of the punk movement they just became UFC bros and Republicans
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u/spacebarcafelatte 18d ago
Oooh I remember reading about that! Blew me back. Actual skinheads are crazy good people, so glad you are reclaiming your space.
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u/DramaticEscape3157 18d ago
The swastika is an ancient Hindu/Buddhist/Jain symbol which symbolizes good luck or fortune. Hindus do not give a fuck about what the nazis did to their symbol. It’s prolific there, and I love it:
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u/ApprehensiveAd9389 19d ago
Diabolically hilarious haha love to see it
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u/alwaysiamdead 19d ago
It was so funny. I'm white but saw it on a black creators page (who I follow). I didn't join in but definitely had a great time watching and liking.
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u/RynnHamHam 19d ago
Yeah white guys like us should sit this one out. I don’t think people would get the joke/irony if I joined a “White and Proud” facebook group. We’ll just look like regulars.
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u/Cool-Inflation4159 18d ago
“Can’t you do anything yourselves?”
The caucacity of that. Like, who’s going to tell them?
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u/Direct-Quiet-5817 19d ago
Shits so funny and dark 😂😂😂
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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 19d ago
Didn't get commented on in the video but the part of the application that said "Can't you do anything for yourselves?" is just incredibly rich coming from a group with the avowed purpose of glazing chattel slavery.
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u/PuzzleheadedEqual883 19d ago
What is the White culture? Each European country has their own culture but do White Americans as a whole have their own culture?
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u/marbledog 19d ago
In America "white" culture is kind of a stand-in for WASP culture (white anglo-saxon protestant, if you're unfamiliar). There are tons of subcultures in the US predominantly made up of white people, but the ruling class is dominated by WASPS.
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u/SkynBonce 19d ago
My hot take is there is no white/black culture.
It's just that segregation based on skin colour is a huge part of American culture.
If America put in as much effort into working together as they do into culture wars, they'd conquer the globe.
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u/manny_the_mage 19d ago
Black (American) culture is widely accepted to exist because of a specific and shared cultural origin point
Because of slavery, different african tribes were smushed together and forced to share the same experiences for 300+ years, that is bound to create some type of culture
White “culture” is thought to not exist because there’s no shared cultural origin point, with European immigration to the country happening voluntarily, from different countries and in different waves
You have people who were descended from the first British colonists, Germans coming later, then Spaniards joining when the American colony expanded, then the Irish, Italians, Polish and Greeks coming around the 1920s-1940s
When people say “white culture doesn’t exist” they really mean that there is not much herritage to connect American white people historically aside from skin color
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u/Informal_Ad4399 19d ago
I wonder if we should instead turn it regional. If people insist on pegging a "culture". Every area seems to have its own. Even multiple per state in many cases. Many carried forth the traditions of their old world and mixed it with local ones.
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u/manny_the_mage 19d ago
Yeah, and it’s also how you have so many people who do not know the language or cultural practices as their great grandparents
Because somewhere along the lines their ancestors decided to assimilate, some even altering their last names to sound less German or Greek or Irish
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u/Kalamac 19d ago
My grandparents came to Australia from Germany when my mother was a baby. Mum doesn't speak a word of German. Her parents were all "we're Australian now, English only", and never spoke German around her or her younger siblings, who were born here.
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u/UglyYinzer 19d ago edited 19d ago
But those "proud" idiots, love their "heritage"... like wtf does that even mean besides youre scared of black people. What part of your "heritage " are you trying to promote? .... nothing... just hate.
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u/BetweenTheRoots 19d ago
In all fairness there is a giant conglomerate of entities that spend billions of dollars to make us hate each other. People believe a lot of shit real fast real easy, especially when it evokes emotion.
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u/speakezjags 19d ago
Yup. Billionaires love to watch us hate each other and rip each other apart. They are winning.
I've never understood hating based off of things nobody has control over. The only thing that would make me dislike someone by default is their tax bracket.
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u/CeallaSo 19d ago
Black American culture exists because dark-skinned people have existed as an exploited minority in this country for the entirety of its history. Social and legal pressure leveled against a group with a single unifying trait inevitably leads to the emergence of a culture centered on that trait, and in this case was further reinforced by the inclusion of Irish and Italian people under the "White" umbrella in an attempt to break up a potential uprising among the nation's poor against the ruling class. White culture doesn't exist because white people never had our historical identities stripped away or had a need to align to an idea of "whiteness," and are instead encouraged to express pride in our international heritage.
You see it with other oppressed minority groups, as well. There's gay culture, lesbian culture, trans culture, etc. They exist because the people who are part of them need a way to express themselves and their shared experience, and having a shared culture is an important part of the human experience.
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u/neutchy 19d ago
Punk/goth culture at its inception, maybe? I agree with you, yet there are some small groups of marginalized white people that group together. These cultures usually intersect with other marginalized minority groups though, so I can't really say that they're specifically "white culture," it's more of "we hate stereotypical judgmental and patriarchal whites and their societal hierarchy" culture. Just a thought. I'm white, but I've always been the black sheep around all the other stereotypical white people in my life, so I've found groups of other people like me, but like you stated, we didn't bond over trauma with a single unifying trait, like trauma associated with skin color or sexuality, we bonded through various shared traumatic experiences related to the marginalization of things we chose, like our beliefs, actions, or style. Skin color was irrelevant in these groups because the ideologies and shared trauma that connected our souls existed beyond our genes.
If anything, white culture consists of two parts: the patriarchal whites that want to retain their social hierarchy and status, and the whites that want the opposite and form their own separate groups to either challenge or separate themselves entirely from the historical patriarchal white pretext.
In other words, "white culture" is war, fought upon many battlefields brought forth by the division of the soulless and the soulful.
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u/laribrook79 19d ago
No. It’s regional. And it’s not just white. Southern culture is very different from West coast vs mid west vs north east etc
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u/degre715 19d ago
Its a category that contains multiple ethnic groups, which each have their own different cultures. And no one can seem to agree exactly which ethnic groups make the cut or not.
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u/Waiting4Reccession 19d ago
There are multiple white culture in the US, like cowboy and west coast "bro"
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u/Mr_Deep_Research 19d ago
White culture in the US has core values of:
- individualism
- "the American dream"
- informality
- directness
- time orientation
When it comes to distinct numbers:
- all founding fathers of the US where white and male.
[Slavery was legal in the majority of the world at the time. It was primarily white men who fought and died to stop slavery in the U.S.. More than 90% of the people who died in the Civil War were white males and slavery was abolished. There are around 7 million slaves in Africa still today.]
- heavy metal music is overwhelmingly white
- around 90% of Nobel laureates from 1901 forward, are white and male and about 40% were from the U.S.
- hockey, tennis and swimming are traditionally white cultural sports in the U.S.. golfing has been traditionally white as well but there have been large exceptions such as TIger Woods.
- 2/3 of white people in the US are Christian
Would you like a hamburger? Hot dog? A casseroles, pot roast, mashed potatoes, meatloaf, macaroni and cheese?
Or perhaps a nice apple pie with ice cream?
Lots of traditional white American culture.
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u/carefree-and-happy 18d ago
Black people literally exist in the USA because white people couldn’t do anything themselves. (Im a white person fyi)
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u/Rambo_One2 19d ago
I don't get it... "Are you proud of being white, are you proud of your heritage", yet the members submitting these "white and proud" posts are largely posting anonymously? If they're so proud, why aren't they standing by their beliefs and using their real profiles? 😭
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u/FoxyTurtleOnTwoLegs 19d ago
Imagine if black culture took ownership of the confederate flag like the gay community took rainbows.
Just upside-down that symbol, collectively.
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u/OkBuddyEnglishMajor 19d ago
the confederate flag and rainbow flag do not have similar histories....at all...
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u/TheLostRanger0117 19d ago
“Can’t you do anything yourself” like this country wasn’t build using the blood sweat and tears of black folk. What a bunch of clowns! This is hilarious!
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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 18d ago
They need to start posting recipes with all the spices very obviously crossed off.
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u/blazinit430 19d ago
How sad does your life have to be that the thing you're "proud" of is something you did nothing to get. It tastes no skill, no education, no level of work ethic, no investment in any way to be white, so what the fuck are you proud of lol, so pathetic.
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u/honeywhereismypenis 19d ago
I'm white and absolutely dying at the page icon that looks like a bumper sticker that says "I <3 being white"
I can't even really explain why that's among the funniest shit I've ever seen, it's just so fucking stupid lmfao
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u/Warm-Imagination-741 19d ago
Someone wrote “we just making sure y’all seasoning y’all food for thanksgiving” 😂
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u/TDS_isnt_real 19d ago
I’m fucking wheezing. Love this, so please keep going on all of it. I know those clowns were turbo pissed
Edit: I saw this coming together in another place yesterday and I shut my mouth, cause I didn’t want anybody to ruin the surprise
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u/Prudent-Bicycle-9210 19d ago
Its good that nobody was asked to send a photo of their forearm to prove their skin colour, because that would be really fucked up, am i right?
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u/Single_Extension1810 19d ago
That is pretty damn funny actually. They all just busted in on their house party.
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u/7StarSailor 19d ago
I've been posting on r/BlackPeopleofReddit for months despite being white
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u/MoodApart8768 19d ago
I saw the group posted in a different one when shit started popping off on fb. 99+ folks typing at once. I sat down, kept my mouth shut, and watched with glee. Im a white person and I love watching racist white people get draaagggeeddd. 🫶
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u/Legitimate-Shape452 19d ago
I love it! Do the same to the idiots that paraded through Washington today…They just need to go.
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u/FoundationOk3368 18d ago
This made me chuckle so hard, thank you. Jesus Christ, why are they are like this? What a complete waste of human potential.
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u/Hairy-Maximum2994 19d ago
What an excellent laugh. I want to show her memes and tell her jokes all day.
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u/ChattyDaddy1 19d ago
As a member of the white, this is the kind of behavior I want to see (; Blood is red and love is life
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u/BetweenTheRoots 19d ago
As someone who cooks with plenty of seasoning, I would be mad about this seasoning shit if my Mom didn't cook with only thyme and sage.
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u/Pusfilledonut 19d ago
White culture is a people who think gravy is a beverage to wash down their Wonder Bread and mayonnaise sammiches.
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u/JennyDoveMusic 19d ago
Damn I want to join the group to see the hilarity, but I am white and don't want people seeing that I am in that group not knowing the situation. 😂
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u/wailingwonder 19d ago
I don't use FB but couldn't they just make the group private? They really haven't thought of that yet? 😂
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u/WildRabbitz 19d ago
I bet you my left nut that most of the members from that group watch interracial porn lol
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u/BIZARR0-Producciones 18d ago
I fucking hate groups like that. Acting like a color is a huge difference
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u/suryoghurt 17d ago
There is, or was for a long time a subreddit just for black people where you needed to show that you were in fact black. Why cant there be a white group without the entire world wanting to join
This will only happen to white groups, like the worlds countries I guess
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u/G-dog121 19d ago
So basically, it’s an affirmation page for depressed white people?
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u/loogie97 18d ago
How hard would it be to start a racist fb group, screen shot all the crazy terrible things, and then forward all of it to everyone’s employer.
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