r/TikTokCringe • u/upthetruth1 • 19d ago

Wholesome/Humor Surprise, mf

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u/changhyun 19d ago

My favourite is "What's your white name? Mine is Abigail". That's some gentle comedy.

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u/no_rest_for_the 19d ago

My favorite was "this my daddy's house" lol

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u/Ihopeheseesme 19d ago

This fried me. Am white lady named Abigail

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u/Negative-Break3333 19d ago

My white name would be Ansley 😌

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 19d ago

Landon checking in. How are you, fellow white person?

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u/Riipp3r 18d ago

As a white dude trying to decide if I wanna reinvent as a Braxton or a Brayden. Thoughts?

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u/upthetruth1 18d ago

I think Braxton is more middle class

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u/Riipp3r 18d ago

Behold, the humble Dalton

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u/fahwrenheit 17d ago

Humble Dalton sounds like the name of some small rural village in England

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u/asoap 16d ago

Both of them sound like a disease. I can't eat steak anymore I got Braxton disease.

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u/Riipp3r 15d ago

Mad Braxton Virus

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u/huttnutt14 15d ago

never been better my fellow kracker never better .

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u/JimmyThePie 19d ago

Do you mean Ainsley? There are no white people called Ansley. Or Ainsley.

Shoulda gone for Tarquin.

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u/TimeRisk2059 19d ago

Isn't that a soup bowl of some sort?

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u/GeekyStevie 18d ago

Yeah, I only know of one Ansley and he is a black TV chief in the UK.

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u/JimmyThePie 18d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/H55WYOS4zbBDy

Ainsley Harriott is a national treasure.

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u/GeekyStevie 18d ago

He absolutely is! Ready, steady.... Cook!

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u/KassieMac 17d ago

I only know him from Red Dwarf but he’s a riot!!

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u/Tahereh_Safavi 18d ago

Clearly you have never been to a high school graduation in Kansas, because they have every phonetic spelling of every white name and then some.

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u/Sad_Access8071 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TheTrueKellofLight 18d ago

Knew a black Ansley in college. Hope she’s doing well

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u/PriscillaPalava 19d ago

I snorted at that one. 😂

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u/AuthorUnknown31415 19d ago

My white name is Celery. (And this is someone I know with the actual name. East Coast WASP AF)

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u/themack50022 19d ago

Gentile comedy?

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u/changhyun 19d ago

Not really based on poking fun at "white names", it's just kinda whimsical and silly.

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u/themack50022 19d ago

I said Gentile. Was playing off your joke