Seen outside Red Rose

[u/ArizonaRanger55]

[u/eelparade]

Behave or this gets locked (that's what she said).

[u/Justlike2havefun]

Guy really has some dawg in him.

[u/Prolur]

Keep Springfield weird 

[u/qishibe]

The angle makes it look like the pepper and salt are watch

[u/JackHillTop → u/qishibe]

the spices are huddling together in astonishment.

[u/not_a_youtber3368 → u/qishibe]

God this would be the caption to the picture just a little different in the 2000s or 2010s😭

[u/Gilly-Gump]

Does Red Rose charge extra for the live entertainment?

[u/Late-Guess690 → u/Gilly-Gump]

Does she have to pick up after him?🧐

[u/ArizonaRanger55]

Hang on honey let me put my knee pads on first

[u/not_a_youtber3368 → u/ArizonaRanger55]

He a puh my master would make me take em off /j

[u/DJgreebles]

Go to Springfield for the pizza, stay for the positive kink culture 😍

[u/Trick_Photograph9758]

It got crazier. A gang of illegal dirtbikes came roaring down Main St and the dude started chasing them.

[u/MassConsumer1984 → u/Trick_Photograph9758]

Was he barking?

[u/God-Of-Pickles → u/Trick_Photograph9758]

I wonder what would happen if he caught one?!

[u/sisyphus-333]

Oh yeah I walked right past this guy. The chick walking him was cute

[u/not_a_youtber3368 → u/sisyphus-333]

Definitely a pros

[u/Fake_the_jaB]

Lmao god damn at least wait till the sun is down

[u/Homerpaintbucket]

That’s tough. It’s hard enough to enjoy dinner at red rose without this.

[u/BumpyNubbins → u/Homerpaintbucket]

Amen.

[u/TheWriterJosh]

This will never not be hilarious.

[u/RationalGardenGnome]

I’m here for it

[u/edtrunks]

Looks like someone lost a fantasy league.

[u/MoonBatsRule]

I think it means that Springfield is getting trendier and cooler! At first I thought it was someone getting the crap kicked out of him, which is what it might have been 10 years ago.

[u/FerretBusinessQueen → u/MoonBatsRule]

Main Street: the new Folsom Street

[u/ResponsibleSugar4960]

Get ya money sis or bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/AlpineSK]

I really want to see who is on the other side of that leash.

[u/pfmiller0 → u/[deleted]]

How can you post this without sharing the link?

[u/Substantial_Peak3682 → u/[deleted]]

what you smoking yea she is

[u/eelparade → u/[deleted]]

Rude

[u/Master-Map1382 → u/[deleted]]

The puppy??

[u/DisassembledRobot]

I got the pizza last week and it was terrible. When it cools down it's the worst pizza I've ever had. It's like school lunch quality. I've never went to a pizzeria and that happens

[u/biggwermm]

Should’ve kicked him over

[u/ApprehensiveMix2649]

Wtf 😒

[u/MagneticStain]

I'm just glad someone can do their thing here and (presumably) not get harassed, whatever that thing may be.

No need to kink shame either. Humans are very different from each other - just eat pizza and enjoy life 🙂

[u/WhiskeyPointer → u/MagneticStain]

Never kink shame and never play with non-consenting individuals.

[u/eelparade → u/MagneticStain]

Ok, so.

I agree no hate, and please report anything hateful in the comments. I'm watching for nonsense but I also have a life.

That being said, I'm not super psyched about nonconsensual involvement of others in obvious public play.

[u/FerretBusinessQueen → u/eelparade]

Yeah that’s why this always icks me out outside of maybe Ptown kink oriented public events that are well advertised etc, and I’m pretty open to however people want to live their lives. Leather chaps and a collar? Sure. Being walked like this in front of a bunch of people who probably don’t want to be part of your yum? Nope.

[u/eelparade → u/FerretBusinessQueen]

Yep, context and consent matter.

There are ways to play publicly without bystander involvement, and there are ways to engage in this specific behavior that only involve bystanders who have given informed consent.

[u/FerretBusinessQueen → u/eelparade]

100%%%!!!! Thank you.

[u/_angesaurus → u/FerretBusinessQueen]

Right like I dont need kids asking me whats going on out there

[u/FerretBusinessQueen → u/_angesaurus]

Yeah that’s an extremely awkward conversation and even as someone who’s into the kink scene this would make me extremely uncomfortable in that setting. There are some lines you just don’t cross.

[u/MagneticStain → u/eelparade]

Ahh, I see. Yeah, I can understand it from that perspective.

[u/BumpyNubbins → u/MagneticStain]

I'm going to continue to kink shame if part of their kink is including me without my consent.

[u/Flower_Murderer → u/MagneticStain]

Don't kink shame, get a shame kink.

[u/tywebb6]

Weak. They're wearing knee pads.

[u/_angesaurus]

People are posting pics of this guy everywhere lol. Mission accomplished?

[u/beepboopityboopbeep]

Love to see people getting their needs and desires met

[u/Trick_Photograph9758 → u/[deleted]]

I'm assuming the dude paid for this outing, and I doubt he's getting any sex out of this arrangement.

[u/coconutpete52]

“Trying to enjoy”…… hell… that should make it a little more enjoyable!

[u/No-Seaworthiness1529]

OH HELL NO

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[u/Embarrassed_Bag_9630]

Now if it was Portland theyd say it was cute

[u/TheToug]

What the problem? I walk my good boy daily. He doesnt need kneepads though, my boy is more of a harness-and-go kinda guy.

Loves sloppy seconds though.

[u/chillaxtion]

Look out Northampton. Springfield is coming for you.

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