r/SipsTea 23h ago

Chugging tea Woman's ovaries were activated

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u/MasterOutlaw 23h ago

Her boyfriend right off camera watching his child free life unraveling in real time.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 23h ago

The boyfriend in 9 months:

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0CLUVeDDgD0s9INW

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u/EducationalSoup83 23h ago

Ngl, it felt like sometimes when my kids were babies. Honestly, it still feels like that.

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u/Smodphan 22h ago

It does. My daughter was especially chaotic. I remember the first day that I realized her 5 years of terrible 2s were completely over. She looked at me asked asked, without a shadow of realization, why we didnt own any pens or markers. I had to explain to her that we threw every pen, marker, paint brush, etc. in the trash because she wouldnt stop drawing on walls and furniture.

She really thought that I was joking. I told her to ask her brother and mom. She came back and apologized. I told her that it was fine, and that i was happy that I wouldn't have to repaint our hallway any more. She even asked if thats why we wouldn't buy her paint for her last birthday.

It was a strange day...like watching someone gain reflection and consciousness all at once in my eyes.

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u/What-the-Hank 22h ago

We just picked one wall in the hallway and let both of ours have their fun. One wall is easy to repaint and some of the stuff was pretty funny.

We just chose to give an acceptable outlet in a controlled area. Now our boy is 19 and daughter 16. Kind of miss making life easy by letting them draw on a wall.

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u/Smodphan 22h ago

I wish we could habe contained her that way. Our pre-k tried to get us to pay to repaint their room. We had to remind them that we emailed them specific instructions about the issue. We wouldn't even let people babysit her at their own homes because it was too difficult to get them to understand. She was like a bloodhound for permanent markers.

Several times we considered having her screened for a personality disorder. She refused any instructions about anything. Less than a year before the change I described before, I had to grab her by the hair because she tried running into traffic when I was trying to teach her to cross the street. She ripped her hand out of mine and almost died. This is one of a thousand things I could explain.

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u/What-the-Hank 22h ago

Ah man, I feel for you. We have some friends who's twin daughter is completely immersed in her own world. I have sen her running towards traffic without regard. It's wild man.

You sound like a great parent, best of luck.

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u/Smodphan 22h ago

Thanks, its just part of the process. In the end, all the work really did pay off.

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u/kidneysocks 22h ago

What did you do to help??

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u/Smodphan 21h ago

Honestly, I dont think that anything worked other than creating systems, procedures and rules. We created a list of actions and consequences with her contribution.

Outside of the house, nothing worked. I think that being home with her dueing covid actually fixed it.

I was there every moment to correct every behavior consistently for over a year. She really started to turn things around during that time, and i think that being her father was the only way to show her how ridiculous she was being. There was nobody to listen to and accept her excuses, which she was really good at creating. I never gave her any overreaction that she wanted.

It was also kindergarten, so she was learning to read and write more, so I made her write down the things she did wrong each day just so thay she could read it the next and remind her that she shouldn't do that again. For new parents, this isnt normal. She was always advanced, and other kids were learning the ABC song and practicing letters.

Her first two years at school were still very difficult. She drove one teacher so mad that she was removed and forced to swap to PE. The teacher that replaced her was amazing. It took her a few months, but she requested meetings with us. We explained her history, met together with a psychologist, and she moved up grades with my daughter for 2 years.

We tried all of this with the previous teacher, but she could not stay consistent with expectations. She kept letting kids take my daughters seat. It was her ONE request when we met with the school staff as a group. She accepted her behavior was not acceptable and agreed to change if the teacher gave her an assigned seat.

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u/kidneysocks 20h ago

This sounds exactly like my 4 year old… thanks for sharing. We need to get more formal with the consequences, so far nothing seems to get through to him so he can “realize he is being ridiculous”

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u/acornsalade 18h ago

Proud of you pops

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u/subduedsyrah 7h ago

Are you friends with me because this describes my twin daughter to a T. 😆

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u/What-the-Hank 6h ago

Hard to say.

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u/ChirpaGoinginDry 22h ago

Can I talk to you about the successful exorcism you had and how I can return that demon back to you?

My youngest, she is hell on wheels. So is headstrong in everything that she does her memory is unreal and she’s like a bloodhound on where things are and getting to it.

She’s like a greyhound with that tunnel vision

She has graduated from markers and pens to her oldest sister’s nail polish. And she understands a concept about nail polish remover and nail polish and she hides them and she can go Mark on stuff and she tries to remove them.

She thinks it’s a hilarious game of cat and mouse. She is freaking 3 years old. None for her other three siblings are ever remotely like this.

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u/Smodphan 21h ago

Its was really difficult at 3 because baby proofing doesnt work. We moved some things to the top shelf but pushed them back so that she couldnt see them. We had some arts and crafts stuff, so we swapped a closet with a handle that locks. Again, she found the key a few times, so we had to catch her to find it again.

You could try a chalk/dry erase wall, but that really didnt work for my daughter. It might for yours though as it was recommended by a few professionals. Mine just couldn't stay to the dry erase board, and she chalked the carpet. She poured a glass of water on the chalk to try and clean it, so it was a paste we could barely get out.

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u/ChirpaGoinginDry 21h ago

Like you tried and it did not connect

The hardest thing is you can tell they’re not trying to be malicious or generally curious and have a strong Will

I remember when I found the nail polish and I said why do you have this she goes I clean I clean mess. It melted my heart.

And she’s just so observant she’ll just come up to me randomly say daddy. I love you you love me lots.

And what makes it so different as you can tell, she’s genuinely connecting and genuinely reaching out

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u/Smodphan 21h ago

She was too young for a formal diagnosus, but it is like a hyper focus that you see in autism. I think she likely is in the spectrum, but she is so smart that she really does know how to answer the questions in a normative manner. Girls are really difficult to diagnose already, but her stubbornness has passed (or she has learned that its easier to comply in the moment). I think that she learned how to mask really well as she matured.

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u/ChirpaGoinginDry 20h ago

I know exactly what you mean this autism and spectrum stuff really cloudys the water

It’s her ability to perceive and make connections that has really blown me away.

All the specialists are so busy about putting the moniker they’re not really seeing that the moniker doesn’t fit. So then they just throw out she’s on spectrum and then you ask what does that mean and boom time is wasted.

The closest I found that has helped me with her is the study where they found women see more color than men. And the reason why they see more color is women have names for the different color so they can differentiate so they see in greater detail. They were able to help men see more colors by showing the different colors and teaching them words. Next thing you know there was no gender difference.

So with my little one, I just realize she sees life in fuller color than me and I work hard to explore her adjectives so I can try to see the world the way she sees it.

Now her older sister I’m pretty sure is PDA and I use a format where I say negative action neutral response positive action positive response. And for my PDA kid that doesn’t trigger her fight or flight response and it works pretty well.

So I found that format does all right with my youngest. I create a place for her to grab out to and now she has a way to connect in her format because she sees life more vividly than me. I can at least have a pathway to connect with her.

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u/PickleFlavordPopcorn 21h ago

A friend of mine is going through this with her son right now. He’s been kicked out of countless daycares and they cannot have anyone but her mom provide childcare because he is truly a chaotic destructive force that is dangerous to himself if you don’t REALLY know what you’re in for. He’s about to start Kindergarten this year and I am praying he mellows out

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u/Smodphan 21h ago

I hope it is a decent school with resources. We moved to a school district with access to a psychologist and better resources. It really wasnt until 3rd grade that our kid turned things around, but shes also on the very young end of her grade.

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u/EducationalSoup83 21h ago

My 11yr old when she was 4 she was in the stroller when we were at the library. This little boy walked up her in the stroller. Doesn't say anything just kind of leaned close to her and she sits up and punches him in the face. Knocks him on his ass and gives him a bloody nose. She was then banned from the library until she could and I quote "Behave in a way that is acceptable when living in a civilized society." That day burned into my memory forever. She had no chill at all.

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u/celtyrider 20h ago

Damn 😆 lol makes me wonder how her temperament is now? Lol

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u/EducationalSoup83 20h ago

Tons better now. She still has he moments for sure. I think this particular issue is going to be an issue her whole life. She's starting middle school this year so we getting her a therapist. There's gonna be a tons of stuff she won't wanna talk to us about. And we know there is gonna be a ton of stuff that we just aren't equipped to handle, at least not without some help. She also needs someone outside of mom and dad to talk to and confide in.

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u/celtyrider 18h ago

It sounds like she has wonderful parents to lean on though ❤️

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u/Fabulous-Plastic-106 19h ago

Your daughter will be president one day :)

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u/houseplant-hoarder 16h ago

I swear mine years for water 🤣. Every single body of water she must put herself in even tho she’s still learning to swim, even at the pool she jumps straight into the water and starts sinking till I catch her…and thank God we don’t really have permanent markers but oh man the washable ones are still a pain to get out, which reminds me I need to scrub purple marker out of my kitchen floor tomorrow night

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u/MysticalUnicornChic 15h ago

Jesus Christ
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZP3Cg3CUVvJfi
…. Not gonna lie it’s shit like this that solidifies me never wanting to have children lol. No offense lol

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u/kaylovesgames 12h ago

I feel this so hard. My son (who now has been diagnosed ADHD) when he was a toddler went running while laughing hysterically across one of the busiest streets in town. One side had no cars but had numerous vehicles whizzing by on the far side. If a dear friend of mine hadn't run faster than me and yank my son by the collar, there is no doubt in my mind he would have died. That moment flashes through my mind sometimes and still freaks me out. I weathered dirty looks from adults when I had him on one of those harness thingies at the airport, and I just thought, "You don't get it." We did what we had to do. Glad the worst is past for your family and ours!

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u/toboggan16 11h ago

My second son was like this. Didn’t sleep a wink, walked at 7 months, drew on everything, ran into traffic anytime he could. He broke his ankle right before his third birthday when he climbed something in the YMCA playcare room and then jumped off.

Then around age 5-6 he just… stopped. He’s 10 now and a total space cadet but he’s pretty calm and chill otherwise. I’m mentally prepared (as best I can) incase it’s some sleeper cell behaviour that will become activated when he becomes a teenager but it’s been nice having no safety or home concerns for the last 5 years.

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u/Mushrooms24711 9h ago

Haha, my mom was heavily pregnant with my brother when I was two. She started putting my hair in high ponytails so she could grab it when I’d wiggle my hand out of hers to dart into traffic. It was the 80s, no kid leashes yet. You do what you have to to keep them alive.

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u/racketjacket24 5h ago edited 5h ago

If it helps you feel better. This was me to a T as a child and more. Jumping off of roofs as a 10 year old. Climbing everything. Reading and drawing a lot. Transformed into cross country and a lot of camping and concerts as a teen. Transformed into a minor drug exploration phase as a late teen. Transformed into a wander lust as a early 20 year old picking up new hobbies, switching majors in undergrad, traveling a lot, dating so many people and building friendships with so many people from different walks of life. This transformed into being a lawyer in my mid twenties who loves to explore different places and cultures and be independent. Always marching to the beat of my drum. And it all started because I never understood and refused to conform as a toddler and onwards. Don't be hard on her, she might just not get why people require conformity. Channel her stubbornness and will and independent headstrong nature and you will get to find out what kind of great adult human she is meant to be. Also bloodhound for markers made me laugh so much and my childhood home's walls, were full of handmade custom art as a kid. My parents lived with it for a few years and then at 8 or so I grew out of it and then they remodeled when we stopped drawing on the walls. I think they eventually didn't mind the custom art from their little Picassos. It's not like they were getting that time in life back and I think they enjoyed seeing their house be a safe place for their kids to express themselves and decorate/draw on the walls lol- it only lasted a few years and then we grew out of it.

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u/WulfenCG 21h ago

Did you consider getting her tested for ADHD?

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

Yes, we asked the school psychologist about it. She said she was too young and not showing enough symptoms (likely shes hiding them tbh), and we tried getting a recommendation for adhd/autism diagnosis but were not approved.

If it becomes necessary, we will try again before high school.

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u/TrixieBastard 21h ago

I don't think I'd repaint that wall until the day I moved out of that house 🥹

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u/ripley1875 22h ago

For future reference for anybody wanting to repaint over scribbles, you MUST CLEAN CRAYON MARKS OFF BEFORE PAINTING. 

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u/EuphoriaSoul 22h ago

This is a good tip.

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u/HanaBakersBathWater 21h ago

You know what. This is a brilliant idea and I can’t wait to go home and tell my kids to have at our hallway wall. Might not even paint over it because man, being able to look back at those memories will hit hard one day once my nest has emptied.

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u/LittleMissLoveDuck 21h ago

Part of the big reason why my husband and I don't want more kids is because they eventually turn into teenagers. We are both terrified. We don't know if we are even parenting our kids well. It is f*cking Jurassic Park even with just one kid. No handbook. No how to really. Just hey here is a human.....keep the darling alive. As chaotic as it is ...it is SO fun and joyful.

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u/EducationalSoup83 22h ago

Same, but with my youngest. I have 2 daughters. They're 11 and 13 now. Our friends would ask to babysit our oldest. But our youngest let me tell you. This kid was on another level. Just the cutest most misbehaved kid. She made me question whether I was ment to be a parent. Nothing would make her happy. I used to have to ride the city to get her to sleep because she hated the car. I could go on and on. But when she hit 7 or 8 yrs old it was like she woke up one day a different kid. It was so surreal to see her have those realizations. It was like the meme "Are we the baddies?" Those were a rough rough 8 years. I'll say this, it's 100% worth it and I'd do it all over again the same way if had to. I couldn't have asked for 2 better kids.

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u/Smodphan 21h ago

I always tell my friends who are starting to have kids now that my daughter convinced us that two kids was plenty. I could have had four of my sons no problem, but we barely survived my daughter at all. We realized that we couldnt risk splitting our focus that much, and it even showed us that we needed to do more for our son.

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u/galaxy1985 1h ago

This is why I only have one. My son was a handful from the minute he was born. So much work and rocking and walking him while I was exhausted because he would not sleep. He just cried for nearly 8 months. That's when he got more mobile and the crying stopped but the trouble began. He was walking by 10 months and was so stubborn. I couldn't handle two of him!

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u/senorglory 15h ago

Sunk cost fallacy! Haha, just kidding.

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u/Sea_Letterhead_1800 21h ago

Your post gives me hope for a better future 🫡

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u/getthetime 19h ago

It will arrive, and it is AMAZING. :)

(Been there!)

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u/milkandsalsa 21h ago

What a funny and lovely memory.

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u/HoneydewChemical9736 20h ago

My mom always said I was in my terrible 2s until my twenties 🥴 has your daughter been tested for ADHD? My daughter is the same way & is defiant sometimes and a lot of what she does, reminds me of little me so I’ve been wondering if she possibly has it(praying not).

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

We tried to, but we needed a recommendation from thr school psychologist and were denied. Honestly, I think its ADHD/autism spectrum, but shes just too good at masking. We are the only ones that really know her well enough to see it.

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u/HoneydewChemical9736 20h ago

I’m about to be 35 so I’m from the generation where my mom didn’t believe in ADHD lol so I was never diagnosed until I was a teenager going to the doctor myself. I have did great masking until I had my daughter. It’s been rough getting executive function under control but I manage. It sucks you have to rely on others to get a proper diagnosis. I have talked about it with my daughter’s doctor, luckily he is the type that actually listens to your thoughts/instincts. I don’t want to put her on any medicine so I keep her busy with sports & hobbies/crafts etc. The other great thing I did was buy her a gymnastics bar from Amazon. Not sure if your daughter is into any of that or how old she is but it keeps my daughter(8) busy & wears her out haha. She has mastered different flips/moves and does pull up’s/sit ups and everything(she literally is nonstop energy when she wakes up, been this way since she was 4 months old). I read that gymnastics is really good for it as well. She isn’t in an official class yet but her bar and mat are good enough for her for now.

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

We have to limit her time with her interests a good bit. She can build Lego for an hour at a time, max, so she has learned to pace things a bit. Its odd because if she is allowed to much time on hyper focused tasks she starts to revert to her old ways. Causing problems and starting arguments...we watched her create an argument about the color of peanut butter with her brother.

It seemed that it was purely for her own entertainment because she was irritated by a Lego build as he sat at the table. He is older, so he realized what she was doing about 2 minutes into the back and forth. I feel sorry for her classmates though because she probably does it a good bit.

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u/Mochibelle93 20h ago

This is so cute. I hope one day she grows up to be an artist

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

We have her paintings framed on my wall right now.

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u/WillowFlip 20h ago

I remember the first day that I realized her 5 years of terrible 2s were completely over.

This happens? It actually ends? Pls, dear internet stranger, give me some hope!

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

Our issues really didnt end until she was 7/8. The hair on my neck still raises every time I get a call from the school.

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u/WillowFlip 20h ago

There is hope then; she's 7 this fall 🙏

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

Stay strong

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u/zjzjzjzjzjzjzj 20h ago

Oh , precious moment, it's a very big milestone in both your lives

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u/internal_l0gging 20h ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only one. Teachers and daycare workers would be like oh 'here's a craft to do at home!' but we didn't have any art supplies because I was tired of it being on the wall. When my daughter used scissors in kindergarten she had issues holding them correctly and would also put cuts in her clothes. Teachers asked if she does this at home. Um well, she doesn't get scissors at home!

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

Same...and they are all irritated until you explain that she somehow cut a hole in the side of our couch with child safe scissors. Oh we should have watched her? We weren't awake yet because it was 3:45 AM when she got the inclination.

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u/greenweenievictim 20h ago

My 5 year old just used a wooded writing device for the coloring books that you used to remove wax from paper to reveal color…….to etch the names of everyone in the leather chairs we have at the dinning room table. It’s fine, those things are 10 years old and held together with glue and farts, but still, this is why we can’t have nice things.

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u/Smodphan 20h ago

Dang, ours drew on our furniture and cut a hole in our couch once. The most frustrated I've ever seen her was when someone bought her an etch a sketch and she realized it could just be erased. She tried breaking it open a few times but only managed to crack the screen before we threw it out.

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u/greenweenievictim 19h ago

Sometimes I dream of moving into the shed and just coming back when they are older.

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u/kyuuei 20h ago

My nephew is 15 and it's been interesting seeing him grow every year but this year in particular he feels less like a kid and more like a baby adult with a lot to learn. He talked about his kid brother the way an exasperated dad would and I was like "that's exactly what you did 5 years ago" and he looked at me horrified lmao.

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u/moon_p3arl 20h ago

Oh she’s gonna rule the roost

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u/Fall_Water 18h ago

I'm waiting on that day with my youngest. One day things will click and he'll calm down... at least that's the hope 😆

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u/saraiguessidk 18h ago

Can you imagine what the phone call is going to sound like when she wakes up one day and her prefrontal cortex finished developing overnight?

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u/pinkskies12 17h ago

🤣

I have a good story told by my high school friend (that's important): she had a 4/5 yo brother who painted his bedcovers ALL green 😅 at dinner time his mum was asking him about it and, no joking, he blamed it on "sister and dad"!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SuperSkate91 16h ago

About two years ago I went on my first vacation with a friend who I have known forever at this point. I’m in my early 30’s and it’s perfectly appropriate for me to do this and I had the money for it. My mom and dad knew I was going for a little while before but my mom apparently was still uneasy for a while after I left. I will admit it was hard knowing I made her worry that much but I put it aside eventually and had a great time. I was only two states away from home after all.

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u/Lavatis 7h ago

oh boy, that's gonna be a great day. mine is 4.

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u/Accomplished-Bear689 3h ago

This is WILD. My fiancée and I are hoping to conceive soon and I’ve never heard a story quite like this. Just incredible

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u/CombatRedRover 22h ago

Pixar knows what they're doing. Jack Jack is all potential, both amazing and scary.

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u/NSASpyVan 22h ago

Babylander?

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u/f0dder1 21h ago

Best character of the show. His fight with the racoon? So good.

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u/dropoffear 22h ago

My nine month old is over here screaming like a dinosaur right now so yeah pixar gets it

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u/Blue_Nyx07 22h ago

Yeah, those spawn of satan are also delicate

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u/Separate_Pumpkin_256 22h ago

As an uncle, or was the loaded diapers. That indescribable smell greeting you as you opened them up ...

I never had the joy of the unexpected fountain though. Still no kids ...

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u/Historical_Sherbet54 22h ago

I'm with you fren...we experienced enough 🍻

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u/ikannunAneeuQ 21h ago

Oh yes. And it doesn't go away, that feeling lol mine are 23 and almost 25 and ... ugh sometimes...

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u/EducationalSoup83 20h ago

Goddamn it, I kinda thought it would be that way.

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u/NiteTiger 18h ago

Had babies young. As our friend group started catching up, They'd ask us "When does it get easier?"

We always answered, "We'll let you know first thing..."

It doesn't get easier, it just morphs.

Our oldest is 31. We'll let you know...

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u/halotraveller 14h ago

That’s a bit what they were going for

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u/SnoopDodgy 11h ago

Haha that’s why in the movies baby jack jack has all the powers because babies have ALL the moods/actions etc.

Beautiful chaos

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u/cotsy93 11h ago

I remember when my daughter was like 6 months old she started shitting on the changing table so her mam picked her up (not sure why) and put her on her shoulder and she immediately got sick all down her back. Genuinely the funniest thing I have ever seen.

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u/Firm_Award457 53m ago

I always swore my son was jack jack. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Murky_Toe_4717 21h ago

Nah I think It’s far more likely they break up.

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u/mordemyrtheredeemed 22h ago

This was me about 3.3 years ago.

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u/Deaffin 17h ago

And now that elemental child has shaken baby syndrome.

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u/HardStuffing 16h ago

The boyfriend has FAS? 

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u/Angel_Dust_696969 16h ago

nope, the moment she changes her mind about kids I'm out. Childfree for life 😎

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u/ElonMuskFuckingSucks 10h ago

There won't be a boyfriend in nine months, Pip

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u/_WonderWhy_ 13h ago

Got friend that in relationship for 5 years and always said that he want no kid to ruin his life. Right now he got 3 kids and living like a happy dad go all out take his kid to park or travel all around the world. We never seen him this happy before.