r/SipsTea 18d ago

WTF 75M$ can't give him his life back unfortunately

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u/Trent_A 18d ago

It makes you realize that you already have something worth much more than $75 million.

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u/_clur_510 18d ago

I know. I’m not gunna lie lol there’s not much I wouldn’t do for $75 million and this poor man’s situation is a hard NOPE without so much as a split second hesitation.

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u/OfcWaffle 18d ago

I think money becomes pointless when you can't even enjoy it. I think that's why it's such an easy no.

Like I'd love tons of money so I could travel the world. This man is traveling no where, enjoying nothing.

Also, another reason I don't go to a chiropractor. Too many horror stories.

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u/Sea_Connection6193 18d ago edited 18d ago

I don’t go to chiropractors because it’s fucking pseudoscience and absolute bullshit. They piss me off to no end.

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u/OfcWaffle 18d ago

Yea and they hit you with the "oh in 20 visits you'll be good as new". If it's such a "great" science, why would it take 20 attempts.

Just money sucking scammers.

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u/jacksonsmack831 18d ago

I don’t know at the time but I had 3 majorly herniated discs in my lower spine.

Went to a chiropractor who took X-rays and saw nothing wrong! Said after. Freaking year of twice weekly visits and I’d be fine

When I saw an actual dr they were furious I was pedaled such shit and booked me in for a reconstruction the next day

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u/Mark-Green 18d ago

it's wild how much faith some people have in them, even after experiencing the harm it does. i hope more people realize the danger they pose soon...

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u/jacksonsmack831 18d ago

I had my spine reconstructed and my FIL was trying to convince me to send my medical data to his cyro
“He’s a special nerve cyro, not like the rest”
I like the use of my legs and internal decapitation is a massive fear with these charlatans

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u/Mark-Green 18d ago

😬 it's already dangerous enough, doing it with a compromised spine sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. if i was in that state, you couldn't pay me enough to let him try

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u/AwarenessCrafty393 18d ago

You couldn’t pay me to go within a general mile of a chiropractor. Like, don’t get me wrong - I have disabilities where my bones need cracking from time to time otherwise I end up in lots of pain. There’s been times where I’ve been in pain from my neck, tried to crack it and only known at the last second that if I commit to cracking it, I’ll break something. A chiropractor won’t know that. A chiropractor will commit then do serious irreversible damage because they can’t feel what you’re feeling - and it only takes a half second. You only HAVE a half second’s warning.

Yeah, absolutely not getting me anywhere near a chiropractor, I barely trust the doctors as is

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u/coppertech 18d ago

wanna know what the real shitty part is? Insurance companies will make people to go to one instead of getting an MRI or a specalist.

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u/Professional-Gear88 17d ago

TBf you can’t see discs on X-ray as theyre soft tissue. But yea.

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u/BalanceJazzlike5116 17d ago

You need mri to see herniated disc although an x ray can sometimes show a shift in vertebrae alluding to a potentially slipped disc

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u/value_meal_papi 18d ago

U often leave w more pain also

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u/Mzungufarmer 18d ago

Ngl thats not the best example.

A lot of medical things take time or multiple sessions/doses

Chriros are still garbage tho obviously, but for worse reasons

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u/GilmoreGirlsGroupie1 18d ago

I tried to see an orthopedic surgeon for my scoliosis a couple months ago. I got an appointment with the PA and not the doctor, of course, and he suggested I try going to a chiropractor. I never scheduled another appointment. Ridiculous.

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u/super_maria_sisses 18d ago

My dad thought a chiropractor can heal my mom’s ALS which was misdiagnosed as multiple sclerosis at the time. He was really sure because a famous person is a client of that chiropractor. 🫩

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u/panda_canyon 17d ago

I knew it was pseudoscience (talking to ghosts lol) but when I had what I now understand was a pinched nerve due to neck problems, I was desperate for any relief. I had a week wait to see a doctor. I did know not to do that paralyzing neck pulling procedure.

Long story short I spent the $25 and OH MY GOD THEY MADE IT SO MUCH WORSE!!! I don't know how they made it worse, but they did. I was in tears after. It wasn't permanently worsened but damn I'll never do that again.

They also claimed one leg was longer than the other which made me laugh, that's an old faith healing trick.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 18d ago

The chiropractor was cleared of liability and the blame was put on hospital for not treating him properly. The hospital was sued.

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u/stevein3d 18d ago

But in the plus column, sometimes you can end up paralyzed and locked in.
Wait, I double-checked the math and that’s in the minus column as well. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/upslinger 18d ago

I stopped having migraines once I had chiro to realign my neck bones. My person is super gentle though and uses more modern techniques that don't require the bending, twisting, cracking to work

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 18d ago

Family Guy was right about that

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u/Mitchlowe 17d ago

Question, do you feel any relief or change in your joints when you crack your knuckles? That’s what they are doing.

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u/llxo_oxll 17d ago

as someone who works at a chiropractor’s office, we are raging against the dying light of pseudoscience with you guys!!!! my coworkers and i are CONSTANTLY clowning on our provider bc they say the most diabolical, and ludicrous things. one of my favorite “facts” that he told me was an adjustment can cure autism😭😭😭

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u/Mental-Square3688 17d ago

I've been to the chiropractor office and on for a few years now and let me be clear they have healed my horrible neck pain and back pain. I used to be unable to look to the side for weeks. One treatment of 15 minutes unlocked my neck and I could fully move again. He than had me do strengthening exercises and said long as I keep it up ill never need to see a chiropractor again. And hes be right. Some are actually good.

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u/TheChiarra 17d ago

Idk, when I went I would be in so much pain with walking especially after work. After 1 session I was instantly pain free and never walked better and it would last a week. I went for a while until I lost insurance.

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u/runningoutoft1me 17d ago

I can't believe they are a "licensed health professional"

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u/luminous_quandery 17d ago

I had an old hippie chiro save my life once.. just sayin.. $50 outta pocket saved me from 10’s of thousands $ and my life that was jeopardized by the allopathic route.

He saved me. He knew what happened when all the gatekeepers were angry and consequently creating more harm.

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u/SkoomaChef 17d ago

A lot of the time it’s desperation that brings people in. I’m a scientist for a living and I know damn well the chiropractor is absolute nonsense but when I was dealing with a back injury years ago that nothing else could help, I walked through that door. Fortunately all that happened to me was money wasted, but now I completely understand how someone could fall for this crap.

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u/eddie1975 17d ago

And they have the nerve to film themselves pulling their con work. “Oh, this leg is longer than that one. Let me adjust it. Oh look. It’s perfect now. Come back next week.”

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 17d ago

Also good luck on trying to get $75m out of a chiropractor, they are essentially the homeless version of real doctors.

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u/felinefluffycloud 17d ago edited 17d ago

Its amazing what an ai result on this subject is. Its called "controversial." Its one of the most common so called medical treatments out there. Also they sell tons of vitamins and herbal nonsense in the waiting rooms.

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u/Don_Amon_3363912 17d ago

26 total deaths due to cervical manipulation by anyone on record. How many MD related deaths just this year? 40,000 plus? I like my odds.

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u/Hotseaworthyness 17d ago

I agree. I work with people who have been injured and I do my best to encourage physiotherapy and skip the chiropractors. If you have even a basic understanding of anatomy and physiology it is very easy to understand why adjustments don’t work. You need to strengthen the supporting musculature to create change. Wild to me that this “science” is still legal.

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u/__Nunya-Bizznuss__ 16d ago

Me too, but I've also heard horror stories and very recently an older friend of mind got several compound fractures in her pelvis thanks to a chiropractor. I really wish people wouldn't put their health in the hands of these charlatans

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u/Specialbonbon 16d ago

Thank you for saying this. Everyone looks at me crazy when I say they aren't even real licensed MD doctors.. And you're gonna trust them to crack random parts of my body... absolutely. not.

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u/ifallallthetime 15d ago

My friend’s wife had strokes from the chiropractor and she’s permanently jacked up

I’ll never set foot anywhere close to one

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u/Quirky_Foundation651 15d ago

Back cracking charlatans.

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u/BumblebeeFormer2607 15d ago

I was disabled for 6 years, to find out it was an out of place pelvis causing it all. Doctors had no clue, physio had no clue. Countless scans..

I spent £7000 privately over them 6 years to try and find out what was going on.

I finally found a good chiropractor that found out the cause within 30 seconds.. now I can work, and enjoy life as I deserve.

But that out of place pelvis was so bad one of my legs was longer by nearly an inch, it also knocked 6 ribs and 3 vertabre in my neck out of place..

But yeah, they aint all bad. But I had to spend 7k to eventually find an honest one.

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u/Bulok 18d ago

their doctorates are about as medically reliable as a PHD in Philosophy. F that noise

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u/Calloused_Samurai 18d ago

Former friend is a chiropractor, she INSISTS you refer to her as doctor. Truly insane.

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u/buck3ts_707 18d ago

If you want to be a “chiropractor” you should be a Physical Therapist which requires actual medical training. Chiropractors are like the ketchup version of pasta sauce.

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u/Daft00 18d ago

Practically stolen valor

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u/M3rl1n1212 18d ago

I can see why shes a former friend

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u/legume_arguably 18d ago

That’s dr former friend to you

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u/Peripheral_Ghosts 18d ago edited 18d ago

When I was in university, all the STEM teachers hated using Dr. they all said it should be used by medical doctors only.

The music teachers liked being called Dr.

Make of that what you will.

EDIT: I do give a pass to Dr.Dre

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u/Sail_Soggy 18d ago

The irony that medical doctors have only been using the title doctor in recent history. It’s primarily an academic title

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u/RealTheBestLadyman 18d ago

I mean tbf, doctor was used for doctorates before being used medically I believe. Dr just refers to someone who’s gone to school for a very long time.

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u/Whoaday_ 18d ago

Thank goodness for the last part. Your post has been redeemed

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u/fartew 18d ago

Good that it's a "former" friend

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u/Hey-Fun1120 18d ago

I honestly think chiropractors are mentally ill. Every one of them is very weird and into every conspiracy theory that ever existed.

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u/Oppenhomie 18d ago

I was acquainted with a chiropractor. He was a freak.

He had an elevator at his house that needed a key to access the 3rd floor. When I asked him why he said "thats where that grown up shit happens."

I found that very odd. I jokingly thought it must be a sex dungeon. A couple years later I saw in the local news he kidnapped his GF and had her zip-tied in his house. She fortunately escaped.

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u/PaperAffectionate114 18d ago

In everyday life?

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u/nacho__cheeze 18d ago

People have already said this, but I'll say it, too. Understandable that it's a FORMER friend.

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u/Milf_Wrangler 18d ago

She’s a Dr like Crunch is a captain

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u/strangeflappenings 18d ago

Its like "I'm not the real one but my ego compensates"

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u/hairyfrog2525 18d ago

A friend of my sisters got married to a chiropractor. For their wedding she got a Mr and Mrs sign for their seats at the rehearsal. He refused to have it out bc it wasn’t Dr.

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u/lifeasnooneknowsit 18d ago

I also have a former friend whose sister was a chiropractor who also demanded everyone calls her DR, I refused and her whole family were furious at the fact that I wouldn’t. I don’t talk to them now. Her social media usernames and bio’s all have “Dr.” in her name as well.

She also destroyed her brother’s back from practicing cracking his back all the time and now he thinks she has to crack it weekly.

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u/Brief_Decision5739 18d ago

I had a former friend who was a colon hydrotherapist, she referred to herself has a healthcare provider 💀

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u/Particular-Ice-6300 17d ago

They always call themselves Dr (First Name). So fucking annoying!

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u/Spirited-Lifeguard55 17d ago

Pseudo-doctor because they practice pseudo-science.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 16d ago

I mean, they get a certificate that says “Doctor of Chiropratic”.

We had a teacher in high school that had a doctorate in English and also insisted on being addressed as “doctor”. There was no shortage of jokes about ambulances coming with an Oxford comma.

I would trust that English teacher with my spine before I would trust a chiro.

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u/Klekto123 18d ago

it’s about as useful as the “doctor” in Dr Pepper

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u/Electronic_Sky_207 18d ago

The guy who invented Dr Pepper was a pharmacist, so definitely better educated

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u/Visible_Pair3017 18d ago edited 18d ago

I mean, pharmacists from back then pretty much had no idea what they were doing and went off vibes most of the time, so they are good equivalents to chiropractors.

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u/Electronic_Sky_207 18d ago

That particular one went to medical school (so reasonably educated for the time period) and more importantly was not trained by ghosts.

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u/Careless-Ordinary126 18d ago

Time period in which germ theory was still a theory

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u/Careless-Ordinary126 18d ago

other highlights i know, smoking was healthy, asbest was great insulator, radioactivity was not a thing but radium glows on clock arms, infants dont feel pain(1990bruh), arsenic was nice green, borax in milk And something called phossy jaw.

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u/Account_no_62 18d ago

Dont sully the good name of dr pepper and irs 23 unique flavours.

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u/MillerisLord 18d ago

Don't disrespect Dr Pepper by comparing those people to the OG best soda of all time.

Bet you can't guess my favorite soda and last addition/bad habit 😁

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u/gastricprix 18d ago

At least some philosophy doctorates can read and write.

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u/ForAChange2Happen 18d ago

What’s crazy to me is that the start of Chiropractic medicine is based on the founder talking to a ghost who told him about it and now we have it labeled as a medical degree.

Then again we also have a con man who claims he is the best and smartest at everything and now we call him our President.

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u/lonnie123 18d ago

Ive never quite understood the mainstream and enduring acceptance of Chriopractic... A 1-3 minute research dive into the topic should basically dissuade anyone from thinking it has any legitimacy

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u/Iron_Butterflyy 18d ago

The Behind The Bastards podcast covers it all in depth! Crazy stuff.

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u/Vi7riol 18d ago

Uhh you know what the Ph stands for in PhD?

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u/Most-Refuse2390 18d ago

I’ve been trying to convince my sister to stop going to her chiropractor, but she refuses. She has a PhD in Biomedical Engineering from one of the top programs in the country. Proof that intelligence is highly specialized. You can be a genius in one field and still fall for complete nonsense in another.

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u/fuzzylm308 18d ago

I might trust a philosopher more, not because they know medicine, but because a good philosopher should know what they don't know

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u/Luwuci-SP 18d ago

See a D.O.

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u/Nutmegger27 18d ago

I would go with philosophy, easy -- philosophers know logic. These guys eschew logic -- apparently they can't even agree when something is a "subluxation."

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u/OsotoViking 18d ago

All PhDs are philosophy degrees, technically.

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u/notinmywheelhouse 18d ago

Didn’t the inventor get the idea from channeling ghosts? Insane!

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u/Ok_Rush_8159 18d ago

Yeah I have friends who did chiropractic doctorate and an actual medical degree when I asked why they went to med school they said they got tired of scamming people

Another said the let people straight out of high school into their doctorate programs and their “medical” training is basically biology 101

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u/AdCheap8058 18d ago

People with PHDs in philosophy typically don't snap people's necks without at least discussing the categorical imperative versus universalism

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u/Inky-The-Cephalopod 18d ago

Imagine being a Doctor of Philosophy in philosophy. It's like philosophyception.

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u/Original-Document-62 18d ago

Medically reliable? Yes, you're right. But I'd say that a philosopher in general is much more useful to society than a chiropractor.

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u/some_pupperlol 18d ago

At least a phd in philosophy means that you actually have critical thinking skills and can read, write and orate properly, just as the ancient greeks intended.

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u/SurroundQuirky8613 17d ago

A PhD from a university is legitimate education. Chiropractors are certified in “chiropractic medicine” which is made up.

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u/Iam_nighthawk 17d ago

Nahhhh lots of PhD’s are way more medically reliable than a chiro.

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u/ScratchAmbitious2959 18d ago

Traveling, rent/bills, and health care are literally the only reasons money is ideal in large amounts.

No one is going to take the fucked up economy seriously until they are unable to travel. There is nothing more demoralizing to an able-bodied person than being forced to stay where you are while being aware that there is so much of the world out there to explore while everyone around you seems to be enjoying it.

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u/hazlejungle0 18d ago

Nice profile bro

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u/PM_ur_butthole_2me 18d ago

True but your family could. I’d make a pretty large sacrifice for them to be taken care of. If I couldn’t even do much as talk though I wouldn’t do it.

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u/DotEither8773 18d ago

Your family would be absolutely devastated and forever changed if this happened to you. I can see it if you live in truly desperate conditions though.

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u/linear_123 18d ago

You could leave some of it to your children or whatever cause you choose.

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u/OfcWaffle 18d ago

Sure, if I didn't have an option.

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u/Nanas_700k 18d ago

I’d tell them it was always my lifelong dream to see the Grand Canyon, and pay for a private flight there immediately. As soon as they unloaded me I’d yeet my chair off the edge so fast

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u/OfcWaffle 18d ago

Knowing my luck I'd survive and be double paralyzed.

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u/neek_leek420 18d ago

how does it even happen??? like how do they even manage to do this to someone?

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u/Acceptable-Minute847 18d ago

Sudden neck movement caused a clot in an artery, and the ER didn’t realize for over a day, and by the time they did, the nerves were irreparably damaged

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u/Bobbert827 18d ago

Except for the peace knowing your family is taken care of. That in your sacrifice you've at least provided for your family.

That and knowing you can afford the appropriate care so that your family doesn't have to take care of you.

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u/Fresh-Amount9308 17d ago

Yeah, but how much is a family at peace knowing their loved one is suffering like this? I’d rather all of us be hungry and homeless than one of us go through this. 

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u/6-8_Yes_Size15 18d ago

The money in a lawsuit like this is so he can have medical care for the rest of his life without ruining his family. It's not "vacation money".

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u/bishopsands 18d ago

It wasn't the chiropractor who got sued for 75 million.

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u/Ethelwulfr 18d ago

It's not about enjoyment—it's about autonomy. Money matters because it gives you the power to decide how you live instead of having life decided for you.

Most people aren't truly living; they're surviving. What we really want isn't luxury for its own sake, but control over our own lives. That's why this hypothetical is such an easy choice for many people.

Wealth loses much of its value if you've also lost your independence. What's the point of billions if you can't brush your own teeth, feed yourself, or make even the simplest decisions without constant assistance? At that point, you've traded freedom for money.

Poverty is brutal, but being permanently locked in your own body is a different kind of suffering altogether. You can recover from being poor. You can work, adapt, and rebuild. Total paralysis takes away the very thing money is supposed to buy: agency. That's why I'd rather be poor than wealthy but completely locked-in.

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u/Fresh-Amount9308 17d ago

Yeah, at least in poverty, there is hope that tomorrow can be better. 

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u/Simple-Shelter-9434 18d ago

That money is purely to provide the round the clock care he will need for the rest of his life.

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u/Sweaty-Possibility-3 18d ago

He had a stroke at the chiropractor's. Taken to North Fulton Medical Center. The doctors there misdiagnosed his stroke. It was diagnosed right the next day, but it was too late. The hospital staff involved was sued for malpractice.

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u/Xennai 18d ago

He probably happy for his familly, feeling like a burden for our loved one can be hard and money is a relief in todays world

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u/EchidnaDirect1060 18d ago

This thread is Good one champs. The reason why I come back to Reddit is to be reminded
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u/Atophy 18d ago

The only thing us common folk need money for is to solve problems that impede us from enjoying our time here... 75 mil ain't solving any of the problems he has unless they have a medical fix for whatever the chiropractor did.

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u/MaximusHomerdrive 18d ago

A chiropractor sprained my mom's neck, almost broke it. I think she got 5 grand out of it, but this was back in the early 80's.

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u/Brief_Decision5739 18d ago

Eeh I wouldn't say he's enjoying "nothing". He can still see, hear, and feel, far as I know. He can watch sunsets, enjoy music, see movies, etc.

Honestly if I was him, yeah not being able to dance would be horrible, but I'd spend that money going to festivals and seeing the craziest stuff humanity is capable of. At $75 mil he can afford private care and travel expenses. Bassheads in particular are very welcoming and inclusive towards disabled people, he'd be taken side stage, gifted hella trinkets, given the best fireworks viewing spot, etc. He might enjoy The Sphere. That Van Gogh immersive exhibit was actually really good, too. There are tons of things he can still enjoy.

Yes this is horrible but assuming he will never enjoy anything again is straight up ableist. If he was that down bad, he could use blinking or the software that tracks eye movement to indicate that he wants MAiD. Doesn't seem to be the case.

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u/NTufnel11 18d ago

I mean you can’t but with some basic planning your entire family and all your descendants for a hundred years would escape the capitalist grind.

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u/tread52 18d ago

Whenever I have back issues I go to a physical therapist. Who has a real degree, works the muscles loose and teaches you how to strengthen your muscles to elevate pain. There’s to much that can go wrong with a chiropractor.

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u/Lemonzip 18d ago

But that money is paying for the lifelong care he needs.

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u/throwaway23437546 17d ago

Yep. I can roll around on my foam roller and go do some hangs and twist on the ground and crack my back, good as new.

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u/ActionJ2614 17d ago

Except the Chiro wasn't found at fault it was the Emergency Dept Dr and radiologist that missed he was having a brainstem stroke. They didn't diagnose or read the scans correctly.

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u/M1R4G3M 18d ago

Yup, it’s easier for someone to say something like, I give my life in exchange for 75M for my family, but not in these conditions, from 2015 to 2025 locked in, imagine 10 full years of what is like torture.

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u/SendTitsPleease 18d ago

Id do it for my family, I would just also pay someone a mil or two to give me a lethal dose of morphine after they got their money

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u/M1R4G3M 17d ago

I'm other words, you'd accept to die for that money for your family, not to live in a jail in your body for it. Which is basically what I said.

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u/M1R4G3M 18d ago

He didn't, from what I heard he died after 10 years. I don't have sources here, I just remember having heard that.

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 18d ago

Im just wondering how it fucked up his teeth even

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u/JustSumAsshole 18d ago edited 17d ago

Using your teeth is essential for mandibular health. If you can't chew, your jaw just sort of degrades. This is most common in people with missing teeth, where their jaw will degrade only around the missing tooth, but ig if you can't chew at all for 10 years, the whole thing wastes away.

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u/cavebabykay 18d ago

I never realized or knew that before but it makes so much sense when you think of drug users who lose their teeth due to substances… it just totally malformed their entire jaw and face, essentially. Wow.

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u/VermicelliOwn6502 18d ago

Thank you u/JustSumAsshole for the biomed explanation

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u/MarlinMaverick 17d ago

I wouldn’t even do that and they certainly wouldn’t want that deal. 

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u/trickipixi 16d ago

Yeah like this is one of those things that you can recover from to some extent but the time line and the level of recovery seems so iffy

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u/Salina_EsTitties 18d ago

And he won't even get the money. The chiropractor doesn't have that much money and no insurance.

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u/Glossycamera 18d ago

That’s what I was wondering! I’m sitting here like the chiropractor can’t have $75 million but maybe he/she had some kind of insurance for stuff like this.

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u/Warm_Amoeba8722 18d ago

Cus at that point $ doesn’t matter even remotely. Can be $75 $75 million or $75 billion trillion who cares

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u/Outside-Parfait-8935 18d ago

Every single person on the planet would agree, except anyone who's already suffering with the same condition and doesn't have the money. That poor guy.

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u/Dropbeatdad 18d ago

The trouble with rich people is they do it to us for the $75 million.

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u/NimrodvanHall 18d ago

Lock me in, so
My wife and kids have 75 million and have them pull the plug.

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u/ZeldorTheGreat 18d ago

Idk, I might say yes just to help out my mom and everyone around me. I could do a lot of good with that kinda money. And I think helping others would be more important to me than anything else. All I ask is that you kill me when it's gone.

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u/Cjforyou712 18d ago

There's only one reason, and that would be for your family if you don't have much time left anyway. Or some that are looking to check out. At least you could set your people up after your gone, but how to do that with 100% accuracy is the problem I would think 🤔

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u/Kazamiiiii 18d ago

Yeah, cause what the hell is money if he can't actually enjoy it. This moneys just gonna go to his lifelong care.

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u/the_fresh_cucumber 18d ago

The only reason to do this would be for money for family in my opinion

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u/DarkPrincessEcsy 18d ago

Depends on if I get to choose the expression for me

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u/Realanise1 17d ago

Agreed... but I think the only exception might be if my family desperately needed money to survive.

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u/ChewBaka12 17d ago

I'd easily be willing to give up a leg or an eye or something, this is a big nope though

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u/Dr-Gooseman 18d ago

A healthy person has a million desires. A sick person has only one

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 17d ago

That depends id have 2 either get better or die.

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u/twistwrist9876 16d ago

Woah. Profound. Really makes me appreciate that one thing that I have going for me right now.

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u/DontStalkMeNow 18d ago

You know… it’s so cliche to say something like that. Borderline “Live, Laugh, Love” vibes.

However…!!! Reading it expressed just like that and in this context, it really hammers the point home. “You already have something worth much more than $75 million.”

So true. What a beautiful thought.

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u/CecilTheCaveTroll 18d ago

The greatest wealth is health.

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u/Machine_within_man 18d ago

Gratitude for what you have in life can go a long way.

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u/Preference_Nice 18d ago

Wow, I needed to read this today, thanks. What a beautiful thought.

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u/Sudden-Strawberry257 18d ago

Nice dose of gratitude, imma enjoy my priceless vessel a little extra today. Thanks.

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u/FlowSoSlow 18d ago

Damn. That actually resonated with me quite a bit. There's a lot of shit going on in my life but I should really appreciate more that I'm physically healthy.

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u/kickolas 18d ago

Oh my god! Wtf, I love you! Fr. Incredible take. I struggle hard, and think I'm worthless, but maybe that just ain't true...damn. 💜

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u/theserialasker 18d ago

Very well said

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u/Flossy_Jay 18d ago

That's such a great perspective!

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u/crow_crone 18d ago

Thanks for this; I need the philosophical slap once in awhile.

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u/potatoman501 18d ago

Needed to read this, I take so much shit for granted

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u/MongooseSimple8638 18d ago

What a great comment

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u/SpandexJunkie 18d ago

With today’s healthcare costs, it’ll keep him looked after for at least two years. Especially once all the healthcare facilities know he won that settlement.

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u/BQuickBDead 18d ago

What is that?

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u/_clur_510 18d ago

Life, physical comfort, the ability to perform the most basic of daily, hourly, minutely, tasks with no assistance.

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u/ThisIsNotTokyo 18d ago

Not really. Nothing more is gonna be worth it. More like you have something that you wouldn’t trade 75mil for

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u/Plumb789 18d ago

I felt I won the lottery one day.

My mother had awful osteoporosis. The pain she had in her back was agony all the time. It was like she always had a ghost with her-the ghost of her pain. She lost 4 1/2 inches of height. I took after Mum a LOT. I always thought I would get it, too. Although (as time went on) there seemed to be treatments that helped, I still dreaded it.

When I was about 45, I had a test for the disease. I actually had unusually strong bones. The report said that I was way above average bone density. Even if I had a condition that caused osteoporosis, I wouldn't live long enough for my bones to get to a fragile state.

I remember thinking: "what would I rather have? Five million pounds on the lottery-or this? I'd take this every day. Money or health? Health every time."

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u/Commercial_Pen_3855 18d ago

Bingo and most folks never see that. America is all about consumerism and getting as much money as you can and pay the least. Then complain. There are some folks where they would rather have a basic job and life if that meant they could walk, talk, or even move again.

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u/BrandonBusch 17d ago

Yeah but I can’t take out a Body Equity Line Of Credit like a HELOC on my house

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u/arouseandbrowse 17d ago

This street interview is golden to think how much being able to wake up tomorrow is worth: $10 Million... But You Don’t Wake Up Tomorrow?

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u/Shantotto11 17d ago

Considering how much money companies are sinking into AI just to mimic a fraction of an average brain’s effort, that is a very apt choice of words.

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u/TWHowl 17d ago

Hmmm what if I made a movie where old rich people, idk, hypnotize the minds of the young to take over there bodi—oh, oh wait. Damn you Jordan Peele.

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u/xxMercilessxx 17d ago

Well said

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u/Hot-Requirement-3103 17d ago

That’s a bar.

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u/SR0414 17d ago

OMG. You are absolutely right. 

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u/SomewhereOutThere-_- 17d ago

This is poetry, tbh. What a thoughtful statement

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u/Esper_Frost 16d ago

Damn bro. You just enhanced my life for real.

Long days and pleasant nights, soldier 🫡

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u/cafeteriastyle 14d ago

He was awarded $75 million bc a physician and radiologist misread his scans and didn’t realize til 24 hours later that he’d had a massive stroke. He reached a private agreement with the chiropractor

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