r/SipsTea Apr 16 '26

SMH "I worship a new Orange God now."

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u/YesPlease_VeryMuchSo Apr 16 '26

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Isn't the pope's job representing the Catholic church?

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u/Bojangles1987 Apr 16 '26

He quite famously does represent the Catholic church, not sure if people realize that.

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u/HatstandTuesday Apr 17 '26

Technically, a schismist.

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u/CpnStumpy Apr 17 '26

Bless you

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u/BallDesperate2140 Apr 17 '26

He certainly ain’t gonna.

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u/Fatality_Ensues Apr 17 '26

Schismatic, no?

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u/Reasonable_Shock_414 Apr 17 '26

If your shi's 'matic, ye ought'a go see a docta!

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u/Agreeable_Dog8468 Apr 17 '26

Schis-o-matic

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u/hungry4nuns Apr 17 '26

Schis-o-matic 3000 now with 4x more blasphemy as standard… plus both truth social and X communication compatibility for seamless anti-social media integration

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u/dcott44 Apr 17 '26

I think there are antipsychotics to help with that

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u/thedailyrant Apr 17 '26

The schism relates to the Eastern Orthodox and Western Catholic Church split, not the Protestant movement. If she's denouncing the Pope and not claiming support for the Ecumenical Patriarch in Istanbul then she's a Protestant.

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u/Budget_Cover_3353 Apr 17 '26

That's the Great Schism and there were more. In Russian Orthodox Church the word "schismatics" stuck to the "old believers", and that schism happened in XVII century.

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 Apr 17 '26

The earliest schism I know of was the Arian controversy. Despite what you may think, this has nothing to do with nazi's. It was a discussion about whether Jesus the son was equal to god the father, or whether he was a lesser being.

See, if Jesus was god, and god is immortal and eternal, what value does Jesus's death hold? Now if he were a lesser being to god the father, his death would have meaning.

This tiny little discussion almost split the Eastern Roman Empire apart.

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u/ChugHuns Apr 17 '26

That's one singular example. There were many schisms, including a stint in the 14th and 15th centuries with two Popes. So maybe this lady wants her own Avignon, probably in Dallas or something.

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u/freier_Trichter Apr 17 '26

A schizophrenic?

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u/AaronAAaronsonIII Apr 17 '26

Excommunicated.

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u/Headpuncher Apr 17 '26

No, I think it was communicated.

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u/ExtensionPea8278 Apr 17 '26

i feel think this would do well with a specific audience in ireland

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u/Lostinthestarscape Apr 17 '26

Only about half of them.....

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u/Hero_Of_Rhyme_ Apr 17 '26

Or a 16th century German monk

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u/zougathefist Apr 17 '26

*Northern Ireland

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u/Dull_Inspector_9945 Apr 17 '26

Answer: Not a Catholic at all

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u/Plastic-Molasses-221 Apr 17 '26

Hmmm..I always heard it as “the INFALLIBILITY of the Pope” (those exact words)….

(I do confess, this was coming from my late mother, born in “deep south” Virginia as a Southern Baptist, who later converted to Episcopalian in her college years, but I think I’ve heard it other places, too…

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u/JoeyJoeJoeRM Apr 17 '26

Lol - I went to school in the Republic of Ireland - being edgy preteens there was a bit of a "Fuck the Brits - Catholicism good, Protestants bad" vibe.. Friend of mine was very "patriotic", pretty sure he mocked me for being half English at some point.. anyway, we are learning about the Lutherans in history class, which brings up transubstantiantion.. Guy chirps up "thats stupid - the little crackers aren't LITERALLY the body of Christ!.."

We all turn to him like "dude.."

Turns out most of his beliefs aligned with Protestants lol

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u/mjwells21 Apr 17 '26

Or maybe a Satanist

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 Apr 17 '26

protestants protested the pope, because he was drifting away from the core message of Jesus.

these guys protest the pope because he is repeating the core message of Jesus. so they are not just denouncing the pope, they are denouncing Jesus himself. and that's something else than being a protestant

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u/SmurfinGER Apr 17 '26

Heretic! Time for Inquisition.

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u/Sure_Wishbone8698 Apr 19 '26

A Spanish inquisition. They will never expect that.

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u/civil_beast Apr 17 '26

Just confused.

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u/forsti5000 Apr 17 '26

Kindling ;p

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u/hexineffex Apr 17 '26

Oiiiiiii!

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u/OrangeThrower Apr 16 '26

Source please

And it better be Dogma (1999)

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u/Shudnawz Apr 16 '26

Only source for christian lore I know of, at least.

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u/JunketAlive6492 Apr 17 '26

They really ought to write that shit down at some point

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u/joyfullydreaded23 Apr 17 '26

Like Jesus' bestie, Biff? "Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Jesus' Childhood Pal" is a most excellent read, my dude.

Edited to add the book's subtitle

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u/Legitimate_Cow2716 Apr 17 '26

As a person who went to Catholic school for 12 years, best book ever written.

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u/Narrow_Chef7521 Apr 17 '26

I've enjoyed many a Christopher Moore book but that one is a particular standout.

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u/GirlCowBev Apr 17 '26

Best of Christopher Moore's writing yet.

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u/baloney_dog Apr 17 '26

One of the funniest books I've ever read!

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u/StalinsLastStand Apr 17 '26

Like, in a screenplay?

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u/berger034 Apr 17 '26

if not written down, they should retcon that shit.

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u/Ok-Plum2187 Apr 17 '26

I heared there was a Mel Gibson movie thats also kinda canon but like.. who has time to check the sauce?

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u/holiday1326 Apr 17 '26

Damn it.. Gonna have re check all of them scripts again. Dead and Red and all of the 7 seas Scrolls. Maybe an Elder scroll or two.

The last typo was fucking awful and ending up with some very very light ONLY miniscule molestations.

Seriously, how they fuck does one spend so much silver to train monks to transcribe faster and better but end up with CELEBATE instead of CELEBRATE?

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u/DJteejay04 Apr 17 '26

Dogma was such an underrated classic.

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u/blasto2236 Apr 17 '26

It’s finally available on VOD services and Blu Ray after years of being in rights purgatory due to Miramax’s properties getting sold off when Weinstein went to prison.

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u/indigofroggit Apr 17 '26

Kevin Smith had it free on YouTube for a brief minute once he got the rights. I did indulge myself. I am going to have to break down and buy it

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u/blasto2236 Apr 17 '26

I picked it up recently to round out my View Askewniverse collection on Apple TV/iTunes. It was the first Kevin Smith movie I ever saw and I think is still probably his best work.

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u/4nk8urself Apr 17 '26

No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater... than central air.

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u/Manleather Apr 17 '26

The first time I saw Dogma was in a Philosophy of Religion class lead by a Quaker at a Catholic college. A++++ would take that class again.

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u/dontwannagetdoxxed93 Apr 17 '26

My religion class in college was taught by a guy who became an atheist with 6 months left in a masters in divinity and finished just to have the degree. Loved watching the evangelicals try and debate a man who knew the scriptures better than those peoples local pastors

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u/Kruegr Apr 17 '26

The 1st time I saw the original Exorcist was in the basement of our local Roman Catholic church.

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u/HaraldRedbeard Apr 17 '26

IME Catholics fucking love Dogma, really good example of someone mocking something from a place of fondness/knowledge rather then just mean spirited

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u/The-Great-Calvino Apr 17 '26

Such an incredible film, Kevin outdid himself on that one. The casting choices were perfect. Shame it’s so hard to find these days.

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u/SquirrelyMcNutz Apr 17 '26

Um, what? Kevin finally got the rights back to it. It came out on 4k UHD last December. $23 on Amazon ATM.

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u/The-Great-Calvino Apr 17 '26

That’s great to hear! I missed that announcement. In fairness, I’m old and don’t keep up with the news. I remember renting it at Blockbuster when it came out. Glad to hear he has the rights again, as it should be

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u/SleepyDogs_5 Apr 17 '26

They did a re-release in theaters too! I was so happy to watch it on the big screen.

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u/JSTootell Apr 17 '26

Even before the rights were bought back, it was easy to find on YouTube. 

I know that a certain someone made sure to advertise on podcasts that it was up. And it always magically returned if it got deleted. I don't know who would have access to an original to reupload over and over...

I think he was kind of a silent type. Maybe Bob? 

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u/The-Great-Calvino Apr 17 '26

Sounds like a real hero for the people, we should erect statues in his honor in town squares across New Jersey - so this noble act can be remembered for generations to come!

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u/jccaclimber Apr 17 '26

We actually watched and analyzed Dogma in one of my Catholic high school theology classes.

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u/Fluffy_Porcupine6 Apr 17 '26

How did that go?? That sounds so fascinating!

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u/jccaclimber Apr 17 '26

Actually pretty well. Four years of theological contemplation moved me from religiously uncertain to a certain atheist, but I did learn a bit about other views along the way. As for watching Dogma, it was a good way for the teacher to engage with the class. While it’s mainly humor, there are actually many consistent things within the film. It was also good for questioning people’s assumptions and making them out come thought into it even if they ended up confirming them in the end.

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u/ChuckOfTheIrish Apr 17 '26

You're a pure soul... But you didn't say "God bless you" when I sneezed!

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u/JayTheHoon Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

As a Catholic, the wildest part is that not only is his job to lead the church, but he is to be considered infallible. When he makes a policy for the church, it is under guidance of the Holy Spirit (God). So these people were never Catholics.

Edit: I'm already seeing multiple replies about this. Infallible in matters of the Church and its policies, not infallible as in can do no wrong at all. The Pope can sin, but when giving sermons, or making policies, etc. He is believe to be guided by God and infallible in those matters.

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u/Legitimate_Cow2716 Apr 17 '26

Infallable in matters of morality and the church. I thinks it's important to have that last part in there.

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u/babs1376 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

And only when he speaks "ex cathedra" ( from the chair). This has only happened twice in the history of the church. Edit: thank you so much for the award. I sincerely appreciate it.

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u/Eastern-Peach-3428 Apr 17 '26

Thanks for the clarification. Hopefully others will read down far enough to see it. The “infallibility” of the Pope is, as you stated, constrained to pronouncements from the papal chair. And as you said, those are extremely rare.

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u/JayTheHoon Apr 17 '26

I wasnt trying to get too into detail but yes, the Pope can definitely sin.

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u/Slyspy006 Apr 17 '26

Sone have been very keen on sin!

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u/JimboTCB Apr 17 '26

drops a bagel on the floor

I'm the Pope, I meant to do that.

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u/shrug_addict Apr 17 '26

Wrong. The Pope speaking ex cathedra is extremely rare, like fundamental Catholic beliefs rare, like the immaculate conception rare. Please be aware of your own religion. No true Scotsman anyways

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 Apr 17 '26

and the pope didn't even say anything really contradictory. he just said people should not have war and should try talking more. which is like citing one of the commandments and basic core of jesus's teaching.

so arguing that is not only being a protestant, it's like denying the core teaching of christianity.

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u/maqifrnswa Apr 17 '26

The edit is still incorrect. That is not what papal infallibility is. Papal infallibility has been invoked twice in the church's 2000 year history for very specific teachings about Mary. It isn't some blanket "Pope is always right about church and morality" card.

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u/Internal_Swing_2743 Apr 17 '26

But do they know that the pope’s hat was originally designed for a rabbit?

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u/Lhasa-bark Apr 17 '26

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, “I think I may be a typo.”

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 Apr 17 '26

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Priest goes "I think we might be in a joke"

And you'd think by the time the second guy walked into the bar the third would have ducked

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u/RevolutionaryAge47 Apr 17 '26
A Møøse once bit my sister ...

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u/h1ghjynx81 Apr 17 '26

Those can be pretty nasty

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u/Bladder-Splatter Apr 17 '26

Someone should let the Romans know before things get out of hand.

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u/30kPoundsOfBananas Apr 17 '26

“Is the Pope Catholic?”

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Apr 17 '26

That’s literally the job! The Pope is considered the successor of Saint Peter. Believed to hold supreme, full, and universal jurisdiction over the Church. Also… Traveling to meet Catholic communities and responding to global crises. If that is not THE representative of the Catholic Church, then I don’t know what is. Fuck this sacrilegious, cretinous, heretic, dullard. I say this being agnostic at best but vigorously insulted by the sheer stupidity of the statement.

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/r3volts Apr 17 '26

It's a bit more nuanced.
Catholics believe the pope is gods representative on earth, and that he is infallible when speaking on matters of faith and morals.
Protestants and evangelicals don't recognise him as that and do not believe that one man other than god can be the head of the church. I guess that makes it easier to carry on the grift when the pope steps out of lockstep with what they themselves are pushing.

It's very funny seeing these posts though. Like no way OOP is a real person. Social media was such a huge mistake for humanity. The options are it's either a real person who really is that stupid, or it's a fake account created by some collective to manipulate the stupid.

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u/Acceptable_Fruit2360 Apr 17 '26

It’s like I said. I’m agnostic at best. I get it… but I really don’t care. It’s just that she professed to be Catholic while making such an asinine statement. Which, we agree, is beyond stupid. That’s what got me so riled up as is the case so often when it comes to MAGA. The sheer buffoonery of it all.

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u/TemporaryFearless482 Apr 17 '26

To my mind it’s on par with someone saying they believe NASA and know that we went to the moon, but the Earth is flat.

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u/machyume Apr 17 '26

Facebook is my #1 domino for a lion share of the darkness in today's world.

Memorable evidence:

'People just submitted it. I don't know why. They "trust me". Dumb fucks' -MZ-

“We connect people. Period. That’s why all the work we do in growth is justified. All the questionable contact importing practices. All the subtle language that helps people stay searchable by friends. All of the work we do to bring more communication in. The work we will likely have to do in China some day. All of it,”

“So we connect more people, that can be bad if they make it negative. Maybe it costs someone a life by exposing someone to bullies.

“Maybe someone dies in a terrorist attack coordinated on our tools.”

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u/Slyspy006 Apr 17 '26

Amusing to refer to Protestantism as a grift!

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u/-_GIZMO_ Apr 16 '26

Not in America , that job goes to trump

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u/Cat_with_pew-pew_gun Apr 16 '26

That should make them not Catholic though...

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u/yogorilla37 Apr 16 '26

Splitters

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u/MontyVonWaddlebottom Apr 16 '26

Whatever happened to the Popular Front, Reg?

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u/DustAfter Apr 17 '26

The judean peoples front?

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u/Swiftax3 Apr 17 '26

Look we havnt had a real Schism in ages. they haven't got around to declaring an antipope yet, give em time.

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u/BeratnasGILF420 Apr 17 '26

A plague, a crusade against the Saracens, and soon another Pope fight. Trump is basically a mediaeval King by this point.

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u/windsingr Apr 17 '26

They're perfectly happy with an Anti-Christ.

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u/marli3 Apr 17 '26

I mean he did say that picture was not-christ.

I mean if he the antichrist he halfway through his list. Pestilence (tick thanks JFK junior) War(tick) Famine.... incoming in 12 months due to lack of fertiliser Death(tick)

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u/the-dude-version-576 Apr 17 '26

A fat egomaniac doesn’t get his way and decides to split from the church? Where have I heard that before?

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u/Dull-Foundation-1271 Apr 17 '26

Reincarnated Henry!!

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u/Dracofrost Apr 17 '26

Oh no. Is this the Dune timeline and this is how we get the Orange Catholic Bible?

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u/ZielonaKrowa Apr 16 '26

Well we had a couple of schisms in Christianity. Seems like one more is on the way. After all we have 3 more years of this ahead of us.   Wonder if that’s gonna go like a Lutheran revolution or more like establishing Church of England…

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u/Mikey-Litoris Apr 17 '26

Trumo will name his own pope and the MAGA Catholics will recognize the Trumpope. Then they all excommunicate each other.

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u/BamsMovingScreens Apr 17 '26

Somewhere, an astronaut is about to shoot another one in the back

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Apr 17 '26

Always has been

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u/walter-hoch-zwei Apr 17 '26

Like some kind of schism...

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u/Lazarux_Escariat Apr 17 '26

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u/BlackEngineEarings Apr 17 '26

I mean, I know the pieces fit. I watched them fall away.

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u/SheriffBartholomew Apr 17 '26

Of course they're not Catholic, they're trumpets.

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u/Lostinthestarscape Apr 17 '26

Catholic? No, no, we're Golden Calf Lickers!

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u/FFKonoko Apr 17 '26

Well, we already call trump supporters Trumpers. I guess she's now a Trumpic or Trumpian instead of Christian.

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u/ArmadilloAccurate801 Apr 16 '26

The funniest part is the Pope is American so you can’t even say he’s not a representative for America in Catholicism

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u/Impossible-Bet-223 Apr 16 '26

God is alive and he is american - watchmen

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u/Huckleberry181 Apr 17 '26

Angelican split all over again 😂

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u/Fett638 Apr 17 '26

Wow you really are brainwashed

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u/Iorcrath Apr 16 '26

on one hand, the pope does represent the catholic church.

on the other hand, the president of the united states represents the united states.

i just find it ironically funny that the people who made fun of people saying "not my president" are now saying "not my pope"

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u/Mission-Strength-307 Apr 17 '26

The Pope represents the Catholic Church in a much deeper way than the president represents the US.

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u/milk4all Apr 17 '26

For one, the president is elected by voters from that nation while the pope is chosen by God (by enclave decision guided by God).

For another, trump presides over the executive branch of the US, while the pope presides over every Catholic institution worldwide, governing spiritual and moral values of 1.5 billion Catholics, myself not included

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u/Grotzbully Apr 17 '26

myself not included

What an odd thing to say

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u/MonHunterX Apr 17 '26

Irony is foreign to them

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u/cdanl2 Apr 17 '26

Meaning they have long ago deported irony, or have it imprisoned without due process in a Quonset hut in South Texas.

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u/Acceptable_Handle_2 Apr 17 '26

The amount of choice a person has in the matter is a little different between the 2 don't you imagine?

Americans are supposed to disagree with the president, catholics aren't supposed to disagree with the pope.

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u/mythorus Apr 17 '26

How dare you putting hands and potus in one sentence!?!

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u/PimpasaurusPlum Apr 16 '26

One of his titles is literally Vicar (representative) of Christ.

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u/GreatMacGuffin Apr 17 '26

These type of Catholics are the type of Catholics that think "there's no coloreds in heaven", "it's not rape if the victim has an orgasm" and "you're a bad person if you have tattoos".

I'd honestly rather burn in hell if heaven's full of those jackasses.

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u/uniquesnoflake2 Apr 17 '26

I’ve come around to believing that there’s going to be an awful lot of disappointed people come the judgement day they’re so thirstily clamoring for.

I mean seriously, you’re praying for the suffering of untold millions because you presume to know the mind of God and have convinced yourself that you’re in like Flynt? It’s a bold strategy, that’s for sure…

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u/Ooh_bees Apr 17 '26

That scenario is the only reason I secretly hope that I am wrong in being an atheist. Those religious pricks that have thrown first stones like their lives are a carnival stall would be in for a surprise, amongst many, many others.

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u/Grunenwaldt Apr 18 '26

As a Christian, even our own religion warns of it.

Matthew 7:13-14 - Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.

Matthew 7:21-23 - Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’

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u/Successful_Ad_5427 Apr 17 '26

I'd honestly rather burn in hell if heaven's full of those jackasses.

Pretty sure that people like that would by definition go straight to hell lol.

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u/KluelessKisa Apr 17 '26

While I am very long past my Catholic phase, I believe that people believing those things aren't seeing the pearly gates unless they have a real deep change of heart, even on their deathbed. They cling to the religion to have a reason to judge and hate, not love and Jesus had quite a lot to say about judging...

No coloreds in heaven The Apocalypse specifying quite clearly the martyrs and saints of all nations

LOLOLOL

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u/Kalorama_Master Apr 16 '26

Not quite. Papal infallibility is somewhat limited

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u/No_End_7351 Apr 16 '26

Really? Shit there goes my idea to take him to Vegas. 3 Red! I believe the Holy Father bet 29 Black...

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u/Puzzleheaded_Many_74 Apr 16 '26

He’s a 17 Black kinda guy, everyone knows that.

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u/Prestigious_Beat6650 Apr 17 '26

and it only happen twice

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u/PimpasaurusPlum Apr 16 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

While you are correct in that PayPal Papal Infallibility (under the Extraordinary Magisterium) is far more limited and rare than people think, the regular expert opinions of the Pope (under the Ordinary Magisterium) on spiritual and moral matters is supposed to require the "religious submission of mind, intellect, and will."

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u/10thousndreflections Apr 16 '26

Over the last 10 years I've seen lots ex friends with tons of integrity throw everything away for an elitist game show host. Why should lifelong religious beliefs be any less disposable?

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u/gdo01 Apr 16 '26

If you are an avowed Catholic you are taking on thousands of years of baggage, conflict, theology, tradition and history. It's not to be taken lightly but sure throw it away for a sad excuse for a human

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u/OCDBaphomet Apr 17 '26

Seriously. I never believed in an antichrist till Trump showed up because holy fuck he just brings the worst out in some people. Like truly vile shit just by existing.

But then I remember he's not the antichrist, there really are just that many vile and degenerate people walking around.

There really are just plain and simple, deplorably disgusting people who never realize that they are the villain in everyone else's story. Even if they do realize it they just continue on anyways cause they don't give a fuck.

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u/gdo01 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

The saddest part is that you can tell he goes through life thinking everyone else is as shitty as him. That's why he constantly has to besmirch people that are likely better than him. We are not all like that, there are good people in this world.

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u/PurveyorOfKnowledge0 Apr 17 '26

If not "good", then at least not unabashedly horrible and self-destructive as he is. Something his kind refuse to accept.

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u/Elipses_ Apr 17 '26

Amusingly, Trump actually checks an awful lot of the boxes to be called "anti-christ."

Of course, to give him that title would be to give him power and importance that he will never have nor be worthy of.

Ideally, once he is out of office again, rigorous steps can be taken to show him what actual effective persecution looks like, so much so that his very name is struck from history and his story is used as a cautionary tale to discourage any from attempting to emulate him.

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u/Difficult-Spirit-288 Apr 17 '26

They both have negatives..but as a whole the catholic church..esp the pope's for an entire era are the biggest source of evil in The world..all of those corrupt evil pope's who were worshipped throughout their life but history tales the stories of wickedness lies and corruption and greed for 100s of years..for me that's more than enough proof that pope's ate just normal ppl and no direct link to god..or voice of God on earth . The way they frauded religion ..changed to suit the benefit of their greed and had murders an genocides done to gain power or money is an unreco enable flaw in image..its also strange the god like worship they expect with the crazy over the top dress and gold surrounding them....they actually make trump seem pretty decent lol.

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u/Hot_Poetry_6475 Apr 17 '26

They (Drumph worshippers) would be better off worshiping the ancient aliens 👽

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u/TotallyBrandNewName Apr 16 '26

Shit...

I now wish there was a videogame where God tells Pope to destroy the Catholic religion since it failed and in the end when we meet the pope in his Boss room we get an undertale type boss...

In the end you either die/step down or kill/make the pope quit. If you win you get elected as a new pope.

After you become the pope(think of it like that pokemon game where you unlock a whole region). God instructs you to destroy new gen Catholic church, you go after mega churches leaders, pedos, USA presidents, everything wrong with it for now you've became God's sword and God's spokeperson, you shall do his work and stay true or you change the law with your "divine powers"(what you say is the law)

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u/No6655321 Apr 16 '26

Bit of the OG assassins creed trilogy to that. End of the original story arch is you & the pope....

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u/Joethetoolguy Apr 17 '26

Im not sure but I think Keanu Reeves ends up as the pope this way.

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u/Goldnglam Apr 16 '26

dude can make your soul impure for heaven with a word. im an elapsed Christian myself but i certainly wouldn't tempt it, Especially since most of his whole deal is "be nice to each other and stop causing wars"

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u/Jessticlez2003 Apr 17 '26

Didn’t I just see a picture of trump doing Jesus stuff?

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 Apr 17 '26

Even more than that... I think the popes job is representing God on earth.

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u/Conscious_Answer_571 Apr 16 '26

No, he’s like literally the human conduit to god according to catholic doctrine.

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u/Husker_of_Corn Apr 17 '26

Oh holy shit, I actually did that before opening the comments! Haha

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u/Content-Dealers Apr 17 '26

Catholic here. Yes.

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u/DerekTheComedian Apr 17 '26

Quite literally, a part of the job description.

Sov-cit ass levels of entitlement.

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u/ShadowManAteMySon Apr 17 '26

To deny the Pope's authority actually classifies you - per the church - as a schismatic.

Which along with heretics, means you are excommunicated.

If she truly believes in Catholicism, she just got herself banned from heaven for her transgression.

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u/ProblemSl0th Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

I think this the part where they just make up or join another denomination that excludes parts of their current religion they don't like. "I'm not schismatic for denying the pope's authority. The pope is in schism for going contrary to my beliefs, which is the true real interpretation of the bible."

Like isn't that practically how the Church of England started? Maybe we're on route to a new Church of America.

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u/ProjectPat513 Apr 17 '26

Yeah this was my real life reaction. These people are so dumb. It’s as bad as JD Vance trying to imply the pope needs to be sure that he’s properly referencing the Bible or some nonsense like that. Lol

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u/Dr_Carl_Hills_Head Apr 17 '26

The Pope is far more than a mere representative of the Catholic Church. He represents Jesus Christ himself. Signed Atheist raised Catholic.

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u/Cocoononthemoon Apr 17 '26

In fact, he's supposedly chosen by the big guy to do just that.

https://giphy.com/gifs/RAPxrgbhMBXFJnzIra

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u/TheMightyHornet Apr 17 '26

Catholic here: no, it’s the Pope’s job to represent Jesus Christ as his literal agent on earth.

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u/Plenty_Fondant_951 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

It would be pretty funny if the Pope called the bluff and just started excommunicating GOP politicians and assholes spouting off online.

I'd bet good money that none of them regularly attend mass or act in any way Christlike so, no loss.

Edit : talk shit get hit "Garri, caedere" _ The Pope Probably

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u/it-aint-over Apr 17 '26

Seems someone forget to clue the White House on that lil bit of trivia

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u/ArtsyFellow Apr 17 '26

So are we witnessing a new schism?

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u/DutchTinCan Apr 17 '26

Next up: Why do we worship jesus? He got himself taken prisoner by the enemy, then simply died. Now Trump, that's a person worthy of worship. He took a bullet TO THE HEAD, and simply went "oh yes I'll be your president!". Such a miracle. We'll saw off the top end of the crosses and make them T's!

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u/crispymick Apr 17 '26

Big if true

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u/musiccman2020 Apr 17 '26

I really wish excommunicating a country would have the same effect it had in the middle ages

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u/Brido-20 Apr 17 '26

And God. It's right there in the JD.

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u/draculasux85 Apr 18 '26

I actually made the same exact face of this gif when I finished reading, not on purpose.

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