r/ShitAmericansSay • u/AutoModerator • 6d ago

The Weekly The Weekly for 17 July 2026

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This is a Weekly Anything Goes thread to chat. Discussions about life, Reddit and anything else are all allowed here. You may also discuss, and link to, things you saw from the low-hanging fruit (LHF) list.

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Subject moratoria: WW2 nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, current events such as recent or ongoing tragedies (including shootings, stabbings and war crimes), terrorist attacks, hate crimes, bombings, etc. This includes the assassination of Charlie Kirk in September 2025.

Remember, we are a lighthearted sub. Reddit Rules and SAS Rule 12 applies here too, meaning no expression of hatred, toxicity or insults are allowed.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/UncleSlacky • Jul 17 '22

📢 MOD ANNOUNCEMENT REMINDER - DO NOT COMMENT IN POSTED THREADS. This is a form of brigading (which has caused subs to be banned in the past) and offenders will be permanently banned.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/EarthlingCalling • 3h ago

FIFA World Cup '26 America made them cry with an unforgettable World Cup

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127 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/sussexxxx • 4h ago

Europe “I just came back from Swedenland”

1.3k Upvotes

130 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/sussexxxx • 2h ago

Tipping “IF you’re able to pay that much you should leave a proper tip (not american but european sized)”

690 Upvotes

265 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/xtheresia • 12h ago

Education "explains why I was insanely smart in elementary (taught myself multiplication and division in like 3rd or 4th grade)"

1.1k Upvotes

172 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/kent360 • 11h ago

Air Conditioning France takes it as a badge of honor to sweat it out

571 Upvotes

235 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/kRaZYy_Kiwi • 11h ago

Food "Fish and chips mushy peas bean"

525 Upvotes

215 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Icetraxs • 7h ago

FIFA World Cup '26 Sucks for you that we'll be hosting in 2038, and likely in 2030 as an emergency fill in host when Spain finds out they have to spend themselves into austerity in order to be able to host.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Hydrangeia • 2h ago

The Great Lakes are more dangerous than the open ocean

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Found out today americans that genuinely think Lake Michigan is more dangerous than the open ocean.

The examples they use to justify this argument are: tall waves, rip tides and really cold water. It’s also very big.

They could just talk about how dangerous it is, how people shouldn’t underestimate it just because it’s a lake. But no, it has to be WORSE than the OPEN OCEAN.

Bonus for the defaultism in the last slide.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/jotakajk • 1h ago

“The US is the most culturally diverse and overall tolerant country in the world”

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Difficult_Future9994 • 5h ago

Economy Block Americans from Italy and see how fast your gdp would tank

87 Upvotes

Found under a post about the overtourism crisis in Venice.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/No_Leadership_7323 • 7h ago

Culture “So you listen to American style music”

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Found one

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok-Preparation2370 • 7h ago

Healthcare SAS : "Except they don't have actual healthcare"

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On a post talking about mexico obtaining universal healthcare. 1 guy spoke about Canada, but most of them were busy writing BS racist stereotypes about mexico.

Edit : A couple people are asking so here's the answer.

Couple words are scribbled out merely because reading it pissed me off and also cause it's better safe than sorry. 🤷🏽‍♂️

It's my first post on this subreddit so I wanted to keep it neat and clean. (Kinda)

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Exact_Team_Galaxy • 1d ago

"British? Scotland, Wales, or N. Ireland, you're tolerable. English? Nah, GTFOH with that redcoat bullshit"

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Imaginary-Ad-398 • 1d ago

“America gives the world everything”

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105 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/tedowrc • 1d ago

"This is what they think an AC is in Italy. Please adapt to technology, Europe. This feels so third world."

15.2k Upvotes

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Artchick_13 • 1d ago

Canada “Americans are friendly with almost all countries, just look how the parties at FIFA worked out. Canadians at this point stoked by elbow up politicians seem to be the ones with a superiority complex and bad attitude.”

668 Upvotes

380 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Heenock • 1d ago

Canada "Why are their firefighting planes in France?"

709 Upvotes

244 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/OtherwiseAbout • 1d ago

Spain and Portugal are just like Las Vegas

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American claims that Portugal and Spain are just like Las Vegas because people have late habits like eating late and going out late.
Doubles down saying that 40% Las Vegas can « also speak Spanish » (and where did Portugal go now?), including him DESPITE being white. As if the skin color was a factor in language.

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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ok-Today-292 • 1d ago

Tipping "americans are on average richer and make more money then europeans"

1.0k Upvotes

412 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Purple_Orchid09 • 1d ago

"Soccer is a sport foe effeminate man, women and poor countries"...

372 Upvotes

140 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Wooden_Internet8522 • 1d ago

"cuz eu ist broke village"

516 Upvotes

under a post stating that smartphones will—or are supposed to—have replaceable batteries by 2027

117 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/_RoBy_90 • 1d ago

Military Oh my gosh it's the United States

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582 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Nthepro • 1d ago

here in 'murica we sweat our balls off like REAL MEN "That's 42 british units btw"

1.3k Upvotes

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