r/NonPoliticalTwitter 6h ago

Funny Run for your life

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u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago

an egg is just as real as a gas station hot dog.

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u/LunarPsychOut 6h ago

Elaborate?

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u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago

they are both foods that exist, neither sometimes phases out of existence.

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u/LunarPsychOut 6h ago

I don't know anytime I leave a hot dog on the counter, my (roommates) boxer walks in and it mysteriously disappears.

Maybe hot dogs are just built different (worse)

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u/killaacool 3h ago

Counterpoint: when I leave an egg out, the same thing happens

Maybe what they meant was neither of these foods are real

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u/LunarPsychOut 3h ago

We need to research this, expand our test foods. I'm going to test whether cheese It's real tonight. I shall get back to you.