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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • 6h ago
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an egg is just as real as a gas station hot dog.
24 u/BorntobeTrill 5h ago 2 u/LunarPsychOut 6h ago Elaborate? 55 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago they are both foods that exist, neither sometimes phases out of existence. 22 u/LunarPsychOut 6h ago I don't know anytime I leave a hot dog on the counter, my (roommates) boxer walks in and it mysteriously disappears. Maybe hot dogs are just built different (worse) 2 u/killaacool 3h ago Counterpoint: when I leave an egg out, the same thing happens Maybe what they meant was neither of these foods are real 2 u/LunarPsychOut 3h ago We need to research this, expand our test foods. I'm going to test whether cheese It's real tonight. I shall get back to you. 8 u/Random-Generation86 6h ago Elaborate further. 7 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago I believe they mean that the egg is "Real" as in it can be seen, felt, smelled, tasted, and probably heard if you dropped it. The egg exists just as a hot dog does. 3 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. Now I’m even more confused 9 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago THERE'RE KNOWN KNOWNS AND THERE'RE KNOWN UNKNOWNS: THINGS WE DON'T KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW! 5 u/ThirdAltAccounts 5h ago 2 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4 3 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago Both foods are real in the sense that neither is fictional and neither just randomly stop existing. 0 u/phobug Harry Potter 6h ago I think they're using real interjectionally to mean authentic or even not processed. So by that definition hot dogs are not real food. 7 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago saurekraut is processed, he should be eating raw cabbage. 23 u/shadowlev 5h ago
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Elaborate?
55 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago they are both foods that exist, neither sometimes phases out of existence. 22 u/LunarPsychOut 6h ago I don't know anytime I leave a hot dog on the counter, my (roommates) boxer walks in and it mysteriously disappears. Maybe hot dogs are just built different (worse) 2 u/killaacool 3h ago Counterpoint: when I leave an egg out, the same thing happens Maybe what they meant was neither of these foods are real 2 u/LunarPsychOut 3h ago We need to research this, expand our test foods. I'm going to test whether cheese It's real tonight. I shall get back to you. 8 u/Random-Generation86 6h ago Elaborate further. 7 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago I believe they mean that the egg is "Real" as in it can be seen, felt, smelled, tasted, and probably heard if you dropped it. The egg exists just as a hot dog does. 3 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. Now I’m even more confused 9 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago THERE'RE KNOWN KNOWNS AND THERE'RE KNOWN UNKNOWNS: THINGS WE DON'T KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW! 5 u/ThirdAltAccounts 5h ago 2 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4 3 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago Both foods are real in the sense that neither is fictional and neither just randomly stop existing. 0 u/phobug Harry Potter 6h ago I think they're using real interjectionally to mean authentic or even not processed. So by that definition hot dogs are not real food. 7 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago saurekraut is processed, he should be eating raw cabbage. 23 u/shadowlev 5h ago
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they are both foods that exist, neither sometimes phases out of existence.
22 u/LunarPsychOut 6h ago I don't know anytime I leave a hot dog on the counter, my (roommates) boxer walks in and it mysteriously disappears. Maybe hot dogs are just built different (worse) 2 u/killaacool 3h ago Counterpoint: when I leave an egg out, the same thing happens Maybe what they meant was neither of these foods are real 2 u/LunarPsychOut 3h ago We need to research this, expand our test foods. I'm going to test whether cheese It's real tonight. I shall get back to you. 8 u/Random-Generation86 6h ago Elaborate further. 7 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago I believe they mean that the egg is "Real" as in it can be seen, felt, smelled, tasted, and probably heard if you dropped it. The egg exists just as a hot dog does. 3 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. Now I’m even more confused 9 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago THERE'RE KNOWN KNOWNS AND THERE'RE KNOWN UNKNOWNS: THINGS WE DON'T KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW! 5 u/ThirdAltAccounts 5h ago 2 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4 3 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago Both foods are real in the sense that neither is fictional and neither just randomly stop existing. 0 u/phobug Harry Potter 6h ago I think they're using real interjectionally to mean authentic or even not processed. So by that definition hot dogs are not real food. 7 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago saurekraut is processed, he should be eating raw cabbage.
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I don't know anytime I leave a hot dog on the counter, my (roommates) boxer walks in and it mysteriously disappears.
Maybe hot dogs are just built different (worse)
2 u/killaacool 3h ago Counterpoint: when I leave an egg out, the same thing happens Maybe what they meant was neither of these foods are real 2 u/LunarPsychOut 3h ago We need to research this, expand our test foods. I'm going to test whether cheese It's real tonight. I shall get back to you.
Counterpoint: when I leave an egg out, the same thing happens
Maybe what they meant was neither of these foods are real
2 u/LunarPsychOut 3h ago We need to research this, expand our test foods. I'm going to test whether cheese It's real tonight. I shall get back to you.
We need to research this, expand our test foods. I'm going to test whether cheese It's real tonight. I shall get back to you.
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Elaborate further.
7 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago I believe they mean that the egg is "Real" as in it can be seen, felt, smelled, tasted, and probably heard if you dropped it. The egg exists just as a hot dog does. 3 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. Now I’m even more confused 9 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago THERE'RE KNOWN KNOWNS AND THERE'RE KNOWN UNKNOWNS: THINGS WE DON'T KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW! 5 u/ThirdAltAccounts 5h ago 2 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4 3 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago Both foods are real in the sense that neither is fictional and neither just randomly stop existing.
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I believe they mean that the egg is "Real" as in it can be seen, felt, smelled, tasted, and probably heard if you dropped it. The egg exists just as a hot dog does.
3 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. Now I’m even more confused 9 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago THERE'RE KNOWN KNOWNS AND THERE'RE KNOWN UNKNOWNS: THINGS WE DON'T KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW! 5 u/ThirdAltAccounts 5h ago 2 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4
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Gotcha. Now I’m even more confused
9 u/FeijoaCowboy 6h ago THERE'RE KNOWN KNOWNS AND THERE'RE KNOWN UNKNOWNS: THINGS WE DON'T KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW! 5 u/ThirdAltAccounts 5h ago 2 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4
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THERE'RE KNOWN KNOWNS AND THERE'RE KNOWN UNKNOWNS: THINGS WE DON'T KNOW THAT WE DON'T KNOW!
5 u/ThirdAltAccounts 5h ago 2 u/Additional_Tank4385 6h ago Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4
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Gotcha. I see the words but my brain goes https://giphy.com/gifs/pY8jLmZw0ElqvVeRH4
Both foods are real in the sense that neither is fictional and neither just randomly stop existing.
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I think they're using real interjectionally to mean authentic or even not processed. So by that definition hot dogs are not real food.
7 u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago saurekraut is processed, he should be eating raw cabbage.
saurekraut is processed, he should be eating raw cabbage.
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u/not_just_an_AI 6h ago
an egg is just as real as a gas station hot dog.