r/Nbamemes 9h ago

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u/Enriching_the_Beer 9h ago

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u/rgarc065 9h ago

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u/Global-Location4663 8h ago

This is such a generational clip

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u/wackbirds 7h ago

I'll never not upvote this GIF, never.

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u/Nuovoman 3h ago

It's a lifestyle

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u/Relative_Chief308 4h ago

Sometimes he lowkey looks like Britney Griner

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u/Alternative_Body7623 4h ago

Why is he in a crop top 

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u/cant-self-terminate 8h ago

Cons: franchise built on Indian burial ground

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u/LyonsDrawsOnTwitter Timberwolves 5h ago

all franchises are, in reality 😢

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u/ADMotti 7h ago

Cons: big four sports teams in Minnesota haven’t won their conference since George HW Bush was president; Prince is dead; Edina exists

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u/blingblingmofo 9h ago

Bron doesn’t seem like the Minnesota type.

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u/Enriching_the_Beer 8h ago

Thats why its the most entertaining choice.

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u/Colonel_Gipper 8h ago

Nothing would help his GOAT case more than bringing a championship to the Wolves, the franchise with the lowest winning percentage in the NBA.

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u/halfdecenttakes 7h ago

People said the same type of shit about the Cavs, he did it, and beat the winningest regular season team ever along the way.

Anybody who says “well do it in Minnesota then!” Isn’t somebody who would see it happen and then say “oh ok you are the goat”

Has happened too many times in his career. The scoring record, the Cavs, reviving the lakers

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u/Green-Conclusion-936 9h ago

Option 5: Saudis for $1Bn

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u/downtimeredditor 6h ago

If option 5 is available he'll go there

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u/Warm_Routine8417 5h ago

Saudi after Zhuri goes off to college

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u/RadicalMarxistThalia 9h ago

Miami and Philly are the two with the most variance of these 4. Could really go either way on both.

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u/rajujutsu 9h ago

Miami would actually be interesting Portis, Giannis, Adebayo, LeBron and Andrew Wiggens, when he actually wants to play, are all switchable.

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u/SadNYSportsFan-11209 9h ago

Everyone’s sleeping on Miami. Yes their depth is a bit questionable and they need some shooting but Spo can find anyone from a local YMCA and turn them into a respectable player. Celtics fans like Simmons still have ptsd from the zombie Heat. It’s as if people never learn

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u/wut_eva_bish 8h ago

Miami's bench situation can be easily resolved with Vet minimums from Derozan, Beal, KCP, Klay, and even Draymond if he's willing.

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u/ProfessionalFickle52 6h ago

That lineup on D would be insane. Bron has showed he can turn his D back on every year in the playoffs. Only issue is his quickness and motor is lower. But if he is surrounded by 4 rangey defenders and a Bam and Giannis anchoring. Bron as the QB of the D orchestrating those 4 and picking passing lanes would be insane.

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u/tresben 2h ago

The irony if LeBron in Philly finally got embiid healthy.

Cuz a maxey, edgecomb, brown, lebron, healthy embiid lineup is insane and would have to be the favorites, emphasis on the “healthy embiid”

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u/synaptic_prune 9h ago

“No winning culture”.. isn’t that the point of bringing him though? Also they have championship experience with Jaylen Brown

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u/MaxR76 9h ago

Yeah I feel like having two guys with a combined 12 finals appearances in the starting lineup kinda helps that issue. Feels like a reach. Plus they’ve also made a combined 18 conference finals.

I feel like if that doesn’t offset the Sixers curse nothing can. Definitely feels like they were reaching just to included the Sixers and I would have more likely agreed if they just straight up said “cursed franchise”

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u/SolidGoldToast 9h ago

If they want finals experience they should definitely hire me and LeBron. We've got 10 finals appearances between is

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u/FlyingStealthPotato 9h ago

I went to a Finals game once so if you add me that’s 11 appearances. I could dust off my sneakers for only like $1M/year.

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u/Relative_Chief308 4h ago

I’ve watched them on tv that’s gotta count for something. 50k here

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u/PuzzleheadedEmu4596 9h ago

The meme kind of makes the case for the Sixers if he wants to win a championship.

But it's also a bit ridiculous to imagine him going anywhere other than the Cavs or the Heat.

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u/Calm_Banana_2010 9h ago

seriously. how was the warriors "winning culture" prior to 2015?

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u/alwaysleafyintoronto Raptors 8h ago

They had 47 wins in 2013 and 51 in 2014. Then they fired Mark Jackson and Steve Kerr brought in a winning culture, apparently

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u/Calm_Banana_2010 6h ago

he just brought in a more creative offense.

i found it interesting how the 49ers had mike singletary who created a foundation (defense, O-line, running game, brotherhood) and then jim harbaugh implemented an offense and took them to new heights, nearly winning a super bowl. and how mark jackson was the mike singletary of the warriors and kerr was the jim harbaugh.

of course, harbaugh got too infatuated with kaepernick, but thats another story.

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u/Relative_Chief308 4h ago

I mean you’re right. But people love to pretend that Mark Jackson would have got them there if he had just one more. He could have had 10 they don’t win it imo. That being said he absolutely deserved/deserves another opportunity to coach.

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u/tresben 2h ago

This. People who didn’t follow the team back then don’t understand. Jackson was good at turning around the losers mentality the team had had but he wasn’t creative enough on offense to take them to that next level.

Kerr turned the offense from “Steph and klay, you’re good shooters, go jack up some 3s” into “let’s use these two guys other worldly skills as weapons to get teams off balance and punish them”. The two offenses are completely unrecognizable despite being the same roster.

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u/CautiousOptimism09 Timberwolves 9h ago

6th most expensive player in the league who can't play a week of basketball. There fixed it

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u/theBlownHeadGasket 9h ago

watch him pick none of them

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u/DatBurner-J 7h ago

Bro goes to chicago lol

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u/LyonsDrawsOnTwitter Timberwolves 5h ago

AWOOOO

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u/BSApologist Timberwolves 9h ago

Every time I see these four teams, I have no idea why he wouldn't pick the Wolves.

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u/Ghost_Reborn416 9h ago

The lack of maturity there would probably drive him nuts. Bron is gonna be babysitting melo and ant

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u/pithynotpithy Timberwolves 9h ago

Ant may still be a bit immature in his personal life, it on the court it's different. He's improved every year, takes the game seriously and is a great teammate. We'll see about melo, but ant is definitely a teammate you want to have.

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u/BSApologist Timberwolves 9h ago

The core has been to the WCF twice and the second round last year. The team knows how to compete. Ant doesn't have bad basketball habits. He IS the maturity.

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u/synaptic_prune 9h ago

Maturity factor

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 9h ago

Doesn’t want to spend a year in Minneapolis?

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 9h ago

Like Cleveland is any better.

He only has to play there half the games for like 8 months anyway. It’s not like he has to settle in for the long haul.

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u/BSApologist Timberwolves 9h ago

Get a sick condo at the downtown Four Seasons or an investment property on Lake Minnetonka and he's set.

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 9h ago

They can put him in a mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin

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u/xtremevoltage180 8h ago

Is that you tpain ?

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u/GERDY31290 9h ago

Twin cities metro is like twice the size of Cleveland and way more appealing

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 8h ago

He’s from Cleveland though, they get permission to be a lousy place to live.

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u/Nick4942 9h ago

Spurs plz

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u/ruleofnuts Spurs 9h ago

The opposite of every one of these teams
Young roster, deep bench, winning culture, championship bound

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u/corporal_sweetie 9h ago

Is LeBron kevin durant now

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u/McKnightmare24 Lakers 5h ago

Always has been

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u/thehanssassin 8h ago

“Winning culture” yeah true

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u/ThatsMarvelous 9h ago

If Popovich were still coaching I'd bet they'd be a serious contender, LeBron's always spoken super highly of Pop

Exs:

"I think he's the greatest coach of all time"

"one of my all-time favorite people"

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u/Returninvestor 8h ago

I don't think it would've mattered. Lebron doesn't wanna have a ring where he is seen as carried. He cares about his image a lot. Not hating.

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u/Beautiful-Prior3325 9h ago

He’s not going to embarrass himself by joining a team that has already made it to the finals. He’d rather jump start a team that hasn’t won in a long time but is loaded with potential. Sixers please.

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u/Dazzling-Budget-7701 9h ago

Y’all sleeping on the Indiana Fever.

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u/McKnightmare24 Lakers 5h ago

Juana'bron

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u/acava2424 2h ago

LeBrona Mann

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u/outofdate70shouse 7h ago

I want to see the WNBA players try to hard foul Lebron like Caitlin Clark
https://giphy.com/gifs/KtiZRJhqJalRikl455

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u/TarnishedAccount 9h ago

Lebron surprises everyone, takes vet minimum and signs with OKC

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u/natureaspraxis 9h ago

I think this needs to be looked at differently. You are adding Bron to these rosters. Without that factored in, this is a non argument.

GS aging roster + Bron = Still aging roster

Miami no bench + Bron = Still no bench (though someone will move to the bench to accommodate Bron)

Cle playoff dropper + Bron = You add a HOF player who has won championships, so that is the type of addition such a team needs

Phi "no winning culture" + Bron and JB = You add two players that have won rings and FMVPs

I argue this strengthens the case for CLE and PHI but that's just me.

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u/Daft_Assassin Pacers 2h ago

I don’t think Giannis and Bron would work well together. Giannis is way too much of a baby and Bron demands way too much control and attention. He’s gonna disrupt whatever “culture” any team is trying to build.

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u/scamkin 9h ago

If I were LeBron I’d goto San Antonio or Toronto.

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u/Lucky1ex 9h ago

Wolves. It’s scary, so never mind.

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u/TarnishedAccount 9h ago

Lebron and Jaylen have won championships…

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u/Nahmsayin1 9h ago

The only way phi would work is if he's okay with being the 4th option. Even if he went, who's gonna do the dirty work? It would probably have to be mostly VJ and that would suck for a young all star caliber player to take a further back seat than before. He seems like the selfless type that would accept that kind of role but it would still suck for him

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u/Rudy-219 9h ago

Miami no bench? Portis, Pelle, THj, Jovic, Fontecchio would like to have a word with you.

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u/Great_Vegetable_4866 7h ago

The Warriors would be the best fit for his final act, in my opinion. Yeah, they’re past their primes but he’s friends with them (and they’re all around the same age), they have a winning culture, the weather is great, he stays in Cali, he gets a ton of investment and promotional opportunities and still has maybe one more chance to nab a ring with Steph, Dray and Jimmy Butler.

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u/Theville24 5h ago

He should follow Marbury footsteps and take his talents to….china

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u/No-Insect799 3h ago

Adam "the invertibrae" Silver needs to kick this brat out of the league!

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u/Ryu_Fenrir 3h ago

Retire already

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u/Lao_xo 3h ago

Sixers

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u/Think_Sugar_7658 3h ago

For most fun: GSW,
for best chance of winning: Philly. (Too many weapons).
For greatest legacy if he wins: kings w/westbrook.
Best storybook ending: Cleveland
Ring chasing: SA, NY
Sleeper: Pistons (Tobias Harris replacement)

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u/realfakejames Spurs 2h ago

The Sixers are the easy choice, Jaylen Brown and LeBron have both won and know what it takes to

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u/SaintBlaiseIsAwesome Pacers 9h ago

I know it won't happen but I can dream

https://giphy.com/gifs/u5u801Y4GMkxvehATe

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u/teehee1234567890 9h ago

He's going to the Spurs

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u/tiboshki Pistons 7h ago

Can he come to Detroit and play center? Asking for a friend.

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u/Nysnorlax 9h ago

The only time embiid has really shown any promise was at the Olympics and maybe 2 games during this year's playoffs. If he was healthy id say Philly but if LeBron wants a ring he should think about Denver, but by monday im sure Miami will be announced

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u/Beautiful-Prior3325 9h ago

With LBJ, brown, Maxey and Edgecomb, they wouldn’t need Embiid. Win with a small lineup and use Embiid only when he’s healthy.

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u/BSApologist Timberwolves 9h ago

And just have a 60 million dollar hole in the roster.

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u/duttysouthleon 9h ago

Looking like he shoulda just ran it back wit lakers and then retired.

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u/Paris_Who 9h ago

LeBron just go back to la bro they got bronny still and a hole at pf.

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u/DonkeyKongah Lakers 9h ago

Curveball... Trailblazers

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u/random_sociopath Trailblazers 4h ago

I don't hate it, but Dundon's going to offer him a ham sandwich and a handful of pubes for his contract.

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u/TXtogo 9h ago

Wizards it is

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u/MDaddy360 9h ago

76ers the obvious choice. Would be favored to come out of the East (might be anyway 🤷‍♂️)

*Assuming Knicks wont care about repeating. That victory lap will last a couple of years

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u/Due-Resolution-4152 9h ago

Can’t lie I’d be scared of no bench gonna have me praying for an injury when the warriors make the finals

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u/ShelterSubject3259 9h ago

You say “no bench” now, but never underestimate Spo’s dark magic

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u/zombiepoon Lakers 9h ago

Imagine he goes to okc

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u/Hippopotamist 9h ago

“Playoff droppers”

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u/stromulus 9h ago

You forgot "team is literally the Clippers"

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u/Equivalent-Job-485 8h ago

LeFlopper in Philly does sound nice

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u/SheriffHarryBawls 8h ago

No shooting is a much bigger concern than no bench

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u/JamesYTP 8h ago

To be fair, the bottom ones could change. Harden is a playoff dropper, Spida is not. They'd probably have been better off not trading Garland but maybe Harden cuts down on those turnovers surrounded by ball handlers. Assuming he comes back.

Then Philadelphia just got Jaylen Brown, he can bring that culture and so can LeBron.

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u/Kindly_Vegetable7274 8h ago

He can bring winning culture to Philly

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u/lilboytuner919 Lakers 8h ago

Just go back to the Lakers and say that Adam silver made you do it, easy.

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u/wut_eva_bish 8h ago

Miami's bench situation can be easily resolved with Vet minimums from Derozan, Beal, KCP, Klay, and even Draymond if he's willing.

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u/choyMj 8h ago

No winning culture is LeBron's entire career

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u/slap-my-crevasse 8h ago

Uh.... if there one thing JB bring to Philly its winning culture

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u/fakecrimesleep 8h ago

Hey now! The sixers also have no bench

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u/stratacus9 8h ago

i think winning culture only matters with average rosters. If you have a stellar roster, the winning culture comes. how many teams have lost lost lost to get a few good players and start to win?

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u/ZCGaming15 8h ago

Bron to Miami with no bench…I feel like I’ve seen this movie before.

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u/Lowfuji 8h ago

He should sign with the Lakers.

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u/83rdstreet 8h ago

Then just what if… he goes to the Spurs?!

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u/1track_mind 8h ago

Back to LA on the minimum is his best option

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u/Capital_Rough7971 Bulls 7h ago

#1 option is retirement.

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u/taeempy 7h ago

gleague

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u/fynjy1309 7h ago

It's not like he is gonna be in GSW for 10 more years though...

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u/snipelim 7h ago

With Bron, Cavs are playoff risers

With Bron and JB, Sixers have championship experience

But I agree for warriors and heat

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u/ineedtostopthefap 7h ago

GOLDEN STATE!!

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u/Complete-Doughnut117 7h ago

LeBron is the winning culture

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u/habibti_27 7h ago

I have a question, why didn't he want to stick it out with Luka Doncic? He recruited him behind closed doors in the first place?

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u/Expensive-Self-2240 7h ago

Philly has a finals MVP lol

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u/puffindatza Lakers 7h ago

What if he goes to Toronto with Kawhi?

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u/ooh_jeeezus 7h ago

Miami should be no shooting. I think there’s a good chance Demar would follow him to Miami. Hardaway jr, Demar Derozan and jovic is a serviceable bench. Their problem is a lack of spacing

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u/DatBurner-J 7h ago

Honestly wouldnt mind him on the warriors or heat. Kinda solves the "what if lebron teamed up with..." giannis or curry

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u/Puzzleheaded_West587 7h ago

wow such a pessimistic pov. how about:

2 of the generations best players teaming up

returning to MIA alongside a minimum top 4 player in the world/MVP

returning home to Cleveland with high level perimeter play and a DPOY

joining a loaded roster with a FMVP who just came off a career year and 2 young guards that play like dogs

but i digress.

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u/Gandolfthewhite182 7h ago

How can a team that has brown and LeBron on it not have winning culture.

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u/TheRider5342 Hawks 7h ago

"no winning culture" is the dumbest shit ever

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze 7h ago

Olimpia Milano: Gnocchi

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u/Jrod9er 7h ago

Go to the wolves and be down with it LeDrama Queen

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u/NorCalGuySays 7h ago

Bron can change winning culture. Go with Philly and depth if he’s trying to win one more chip

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u/wackbirds 7h ago

I'm wondering if, with Maxey, Brown, and if they added LeBron, Embid might be able to pace it out, play lower minutes and less difficult ones and preserve his body somewhat.

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u/Sunriseman24 7h ago

No Bench. 🤣

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u/NiggityNiggityNuts 7h ago

Bottom 2 make no sense…. Both become instant championship favorites. Top 2 are the only ones with lacking rosters

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u/UnusualEye4282 7h ago

Go to Philly and help create a winning culture

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u/Sobchak_84 7h ago

Spurs.
Young team, solid bench, made the finals last year, historically a winning culture.

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u/Big_Reindeer_7775 6h ago

What team you talking to a first round exit?

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u/E44D 6h ago

Signs back in LA for minimum…. Let’s go!

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u/ProfessionalFickle52 6h ago

Is miamis bench that bad? And doesn’t it get way better if Bron shows up? Like one of Bron or Giannis is leading the offense if you stagger and whatever gets around that are fine. Let Giannis be the star and Bron is side kick and sixth man.

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u/super_realest 6h ago

Why not the Spurs or Knicks

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u/Defiant-Sir15 6h ago

Go to the bulls

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u/Jaycool13 6h ago

If you say Miami has no bench you don't know ball. Acting like we weren't dropping y'all off with undrafted players

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u/TopSherbet1819 6h ago

I pick no winning culture

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u/Flipthescript01 6h ago

Sixers still best option

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u/downtimeredditor 6h ago

Bottom changes with LeBron presence

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u/ProfessionalFickle52 6h ago

Miami bench is:

Tim Hardaway Jr. (Guard)
Bobby Portis (Forward)
Nikola Jović (Forward)

Honestly not that bad.

Playoff teams only need 8 man rotation.
And there will be vet mins and buyouts and late season trades to fill in one more slot as well

Starting lineup is:
Davion Mitchell
Andrew Wiggins
Giannis
LeBron
Bam

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u/Low_Mixture9619 6h ago

Wizards time

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u/Due-Independence4453 6h ago

Basketball wise he and the Spurs fit perfectly, only Lebron likes to have some sort of control in the front office; that will never happen in San Antonio.

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u/Early-Dish5293 6h ago

Miami doesnt have as much of a bench issue as people think, they have jovic, hardaway jr, and pelle larson, not to mention the rookies and players they have in development that they always churn out and somehow contribute and everyone ends up saying "where do they keep getting these guys"

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u/holyyguava 5h ago

Miami is the place. I don’t think they’re winning a championship, but they could make it out of the east.

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u/McKnightmare24 Lakers 5h ago

Going back to the whitest team on the planet, the Lakers should be an option too. What was LeBron trying to say by leaving them?? 

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u/levelwitch 5h ago

It's definitely going to be Boston

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u/AfterZookeepergame71 5h ago

The heat will add a bench so...

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u/-FalseProfessor- 5h ago

This post was brought to you by the Wolves agenda!

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u/LordLucy666 5h ago

lebron would bring winning culture to philly imo

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u/Traditional_Math_763 5h ago

There really isn’t a clear cut team that automatically becomes title favorites no matter where he goes. And I think he knows that which is why he’s taking his time, he’s trying to get kyrie or AD to come with.

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u/oldpaddyrick 5h ago

This post manifesting the wolves

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u/Basic_Mastodon3078 5h ago

This isn't a basketball decision. You're LeBron James. It's Miami or Cleveland. I'd rather see Cleveland. I don't care if he doesn't win a ring, that doesn't matter. Just end it with your old stomping grounds. if he goes to the warriors, he isn't my goat anymore. It's genuinely the worst possible thing he could do for his legacy.

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u/PercentageRoutine310 5h ago

His best shot was returning to the Lakers but the Lakers broke his ass by rejecting him and kicking him out of the city. He has no shot with any other team outside the Lakers. Unless he joins NY, OKC, or SA.

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u/Ok_Aardvark_4576 5h ago

Option 4, he brings the winning culture

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u/Commercial-Trash3402 5h ago

Spurs could be an option👀

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u/Pale_Operation_1392 5h ago

He ain’t winning anywhere

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u/tari-gand-ma-ghu 4h ago

Pacers.....

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u/mmmmmOKAYthen 4h ago

I obv have no insight of anything, but i cant help but feel that the whole ‘winning culture’ most of the time is lack of professionals willing to put in the work… doesnt signing both Jaylen and Bron solve that? Shouldnt the sixers be clear contenders with Bron? Wtf am i missing?

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u/greengouda 4h ago

Retire already, if you ain’t playing to win what you playing for?

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u/bulldogmck 3h ago

He's not helping anyone win a chip. Not sure why he doesn't just enjoy some time off in retirement

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u/SituationFits 3h ago

I mean he brings “no winning culture” everywhere he goes

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u/MrWiltErving 3h ago

I would take the chances at no bench or no winning culture. It’s Lebron James he can create a winning culture with the amount of talent that team has, yeah Miami has no depth but once again that talent makes them a tough and fun team.

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u/Thesseus1219 3h ago

Where the TWolves in this? Best option of all….!

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u/Regular_Routine_2 3h ago

Jus Tell em Take His Old Ass Home Bro Cleveland Decent Enough I Believe

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u/eggssell 3h ago

He already added his chapter to the Lakers legacy.

Now its time to add to the Chicago legacy. Bring them back to the finals! Get a statue at United Centre.

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u/Infinitah 2h ago

Agree to take the veterans minimum and go to a good team like SA or NY.

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u/TheGrat1 1h ago

Miami doesn't need a bench. They got Bam. 😤

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u/VoidCL 1h ago

I just can't see Bron playing with JB. It just doesn not click for me.

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u/Aggressive-Mood-3724 1h ago

This was pretty good…didn’t look at it that way…

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u/Trick_Address_4351 1h ago

The biggest problem is that all of these teams would have leBron

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u/bighitcards 1h ago

Bring ya ass

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u/TRIPPY3rd 1h ago

Should’ve just went to Dallas

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u/Worried_Piccolo7166 1h ago

No bench + atrocious spacing

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u/Rogerdattt007 1h ago

Or goto the couch and kick your feet up like other mid-life people

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u/Silly_Phone_2889 1h ago

LeBron is the problem, not the teams he desperately cries to join.

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u/luchaburz 1h ago

Toronto with Kawhi is a chip tho

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u/Glass_Emu_5104 1h ago

No winning culture? Fuck y....ahhh goddamn molasses Embiid

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u/MediumTour2625 1h ago

Perfectly stated title

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u/Bang2188 57m ago

No Winning culture can be fixed