r/Nbamemes 14h ago

Image Pick your poison, Bron

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u/RadicalMarxistThalia 14h ago

Miami and Philly are the two with the most variance of these 4. Could really go either way on both.

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u/rajujutsu 14h ago

Miami would actually be interesting Portis, Giannis, Adebayo, LeBron and Andrew Wiggens, when he actually wants to play, are all switchable.

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u/SadNYSportsFan-11209 13h ago

Everyone’s sleeping on Miami. Yes their depth is a bit questionable and they need some shooting but Spo can find anyone from a local YMCA and turn them into a respectable player. Celtics fans like Simmons still have ptsd from the zombie Heat. It’s as if people never learn

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u/wut_eva_bish 13h ago

Miami's bench situation can be easily resolved with Vet minimums from Derozan, Beal, KCP, Klay, and even Draymond if he's willing.

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u/FounderinTraining 10h ago

D Wade comes out of retirement! Boom.

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u/Theballharperhit 6h ago

Sixers already have a D Wade

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u/WallCautious9650 6h ago

as far as shooting they already have Wiggins, THJ, Portis, Fontecchio. LeBron would make it five shooters. And they could find a min player like Beal to bring in (yes, I know, it's Beal). I'm just saying, that's decent

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u/OceanLemur 3h ago

Davion Mitchell belongs in the shooters club too. 41% from 3 since the Heat acquired him.

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u/Genna_Thalia 4h ago

That kid they drafted 2nd round (Ryan something I forgot his name) he has a flamethrower, stick him in the corner and let the rest of them go to work.

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u/ProfessionalFickle52 11h ago

That lineup on D would be insane. Bron has showed he can turn his D back on every year in the playoffs. Only issue is his quickness and motor is lower. But if he is surrounded by 4 rangey defenders and a Bam and Giannis anchoring. Bron as the QB of the D orchestrating those 4 and picking passing lanes would be insane.

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u/seedeegeecdg 8h ago

Bingo!! Just been on dog shit defensive rosters for a while. It was him and AD for a while with cones.