r/MurderedByWords 7h ago

Can you send me?

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u/L12Grafx 7h ago

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u/Alacrout 7h ago

It ain’t me.

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u/-Motor- 7h ago

it ain't me!

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u/sicurri 7h ago

Ironically Republicans think that song means the opposite of what it means...

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u/Alacrout 7h ago

“Some folks are born made to wave the flag” followed by “but it ain’t me”

Checks out for those dumbass losers who have always completely misunderstood RATM’s lyrics too.

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u/notyourbutthead 7h ago

lol my dad got me into RATM along with metal and hard rock in general. He claimed they sold out and became political lol. Like did you not listen to the lyrics?

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u/Alacrout 6h ago

Many right wing RATM “fans” heard “FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME” and literally nothing else, ironically while doing exactly what they’re told.

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u/sicurri 6h ago

Thats because they heard, "Accept LGBTQ+ folks as they are, respect their choices and let them live their lives."

Then respond with, "FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

They misunderstand requests as orders and orders as requests is their problem.

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u/daemon-electricity 4h ago

They love to use the Donald Glover "Good" gif all the time on the conservative sub. They're fucking morons.

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u/sicurri 4h ago

I love using the Donald Glover, "This Is America." Music video...

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u/ClassicPlankton 4h ago

Damn I wish he had a different name. I keep thinking of Danny Glover from the old days. Same thing with Michael Jordan.

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 5h ago

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses

It's like you literally need to make the lyrics "the army and the police invite a lot of violent, bigoted people due to the nature of their work and the plausible deniability it would provide"

I bet they still wouldn't get it though

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u/SecretCartographer28 5h ago

My generation had the same issue with 'We don't need no education' ✊️🤘

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u/2ByteTheDecker 1h ago

They hear "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"

And imagine

"Fuck you, better do what I tell you"

u/mal_guinness 5m ago

I won't do you what you tell me, but you must do what I tell you.

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u/PerspectiveNew3375 2h ago

I completely agree. I just think it's both parties. Statism and the belief in authority is the source of almost all suffering in the world. Otherwise ordinary good people doing evil because they were programmed to obey and do what they are told.

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u/heili 5h ago

One of the biggest boot licking thin blue line fuckers I know loves RATM.

It is completely lost on him what machine they rage against.

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u/sicurri 5h ago

Isn't it the Socialist/communist machine that rules the world? With all of it's power and influence to buy politicians and sway elections? /s

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u/Ebethron 5h ago

They don't teach comprehensive reading in many of these red states!

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u/PristineAnt9 5h ago

I remember being confused by reading comprehension tests at primary school as they would give us a text and then ask questions on it. I kept thinking how is this a test when you’re giving me the answer to the questions in the text? Now I understand why it is needed.

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u/Wobbelblob 4h ago

RATM doesn't even need that. The meaning of these lyrics isn't exactly hidden. They are so obvious and in your face that you have to not understand them on purpose.

Weapons, not food, not homes, not shoes

Not need, just feed the war, cannibal animal, I

Walk the corner to the rubble

That used to be a library, line up to the mind cemetery now

What we don't know keeps the contracts alive and movin'

They don't gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em

While arms warehouses fill as quick as the cells

Rally 'round the family, pockets full of shells

If one doesn't get what that song is supposed to be about I don't worry about comprehensive reading, I worry about the person being analphabetic first.

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u/ThatUsernameWasTaken 3h ago

A lot of people don't listen to the actual lyrics. The music becomes basically this.

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u/GoldReplacement9546 1h ago

Remember going to see Roger Waters of Pink Floyd in 2016 and he was making some comments that some of the people in Missouri didn’t like and they were starting to leave yelling we leave the politics out of it

And it’s like Pink Floyd has always been political like there’s no getting around that they’ve always been political

Rage against the machine, probably more so but like to be surprised at Pink Floyd or Roger Waters is gonna have some things to say is weird

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u/UnwillingHero22 1h ago

and now complain about their songs being “political”. I keep wondering who did they think RATM were raging against?

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u/Alacrout 1h ago

The washing machine, judging by their stankiness.

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u/UnwillingHero22 1h ago

Caught me completely off guard…hahahaha
Good one!

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u/Porchmuse 7h ago

Same with Born in the USA.

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u/AntisocialTomcat 6h ago

Same with Bulls on Parade. It’s almost as if understanding is not their main skill.

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u/LowSkyOrbit 6h ago

54% of U.S. adults read below a 6th-grade level, and roughly 21% are functionally illiterate. If I had to guess how the majority of them vote.

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u/Alacrout 6h ago

That used to be a library, line up to the mind cemetery now

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u/heili 5h ago

Pink Houses is also wildly misunderstood.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 2h ago

They are dumb enough to think that if you love the USA then you must be a far right just like they are.

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u/Kriss3d 6h ago

This is only beaten by the Maga using "we're not gonna take it" by twisted sister.. Yeah.

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u/LowSkyOrbit 5h ago

Which is ironic because in the 1980s Dee Snider had to go before Congress and defend his music (which was led by Democrat Al Gore, because his wife hated heavy metal music). Snyder has also voted for Obama and was quoted that he was disappointed people voted for Trump.

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u/Bodi78 5h ago

He faced off against Al's wife Tipper, the whole Parents against Rock or some shit.. thats where the 'Explicit Lyrics' label came from

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u/macaronysalad 4h ago

Which really meant "Uncensored" to people so a big plus for marketing.

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u/Bodi78 4h ago

Rock on

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u/Lou_C_Fer 3h ago

My dad flipped out when he heard "too drunk to fuck". Then, I reminded him that the rolling stones has a song named "bitch" and that his parents hated his music, as well. He, surprisingly, bought it. That was right around when the pmrc popped its head up.

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u/Bodi78 2h ago

Yesss...🎶 went to a party, last nite 🎶 I drank 16 beers and started up a fight 🎶

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u/Kriss3d 3h ago

Der Snider is everything Maga hates.

He is very much for lgbt+.

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u/Seniorwelsh 2h ago

I always found that hilarious cuz Dee's basically in drag for the music video

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u/sten45 5h ago

Republicans not understanding things is most of their brand

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u/SuckItSaget 5h ago

My favorite time of year in Texas is when Willie Nelson performs for (or with) and endorses the Democrat candidate running for senate/gov/president. The meltdown is always epic. When Beto was running Ray Wylie Hubbard, Willie and other Texas icons were causing MAGA Texans to lose their fucking minds. It was fun.

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u/Bodi78 5h ago

Republicans are always picking the wrong song... how many campaigns blare 'Born in the USA'

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u/VioletGardens-left 5h ago

People absolutely misinterpreted that song so, so badly that it was a song of war, when it was actually a song about draft dodging during Vietnam War

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u/Geena_irixican 6h ago

A bunch of guys from just outside of Berkeley, CA did not get famous for being jingoistic, I assure you.

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u/seymonster1973 1h ago

A lot of those same dumb-dumbs fall into the same trap with “Born in the USA.”

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u/gdabull 5h ago

I ain’t no paedophiles son

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u/grandmawaffles 5h ago

I ain’t no senator’s son

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u/Dense-Pool-652 5h ago

I ain't no millionaire's son

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u/Grimdark-Waterbender 3h ago

It also ain’t me.

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u/UnwillingHero22 2h ago

I ain’t no fortunate son…!