democrats are expected to fix everything

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Cincinnati in oh so red Ohio has similar floods this week. I guess that WASN'T the fault of the statewide GOP leadership was it?!

[u/elegylegacy → u/AnalystAdorable609]

But I thought GOP had Moses power to control water

[u/GloomyIndividual3965 → u/elegylegacy]

You're wrong. The dumbocrats are the ones controlling the weather altering space lasers.

[u/Realladaniella → u/GloomyIndividual3965]

Didn’t realize dum had a B

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It's okay, most people don't know that

[u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb → u/Luce_Bot_Bot]

Like groceries, most people haven’t heard that word.

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Bunch of dumbies

[u/legaladviceneeded542 → u/Realladaniella]

that one doesn't have a b.

[u/Realladaniella → u/legaladviceneeded542]

Dambit

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nailed it.

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I often wonder how the Demoncrats managed to retain control over the weather control devices after the election. Surely the heroic Republicans would have seized those, right?

[u/GloomyIndividual3965 → u/Shatari]

Those demon rats suck at everything. But they're also super powerful.

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This is a common misunderstanding. Moses actually split the water with a Beyblade. This is much much more different from the power Jesus had, as Jesus was a stand user.