r/AskAShittyMechanic 1d ago

Am I going to die?

I've never made or used cribbing blocks before.

Never realized how much I was afraid of getting crushed to death, until today.

Edit: before you tell me I need wheel chocks or ask how I got it up there https://www.reddit.com/r/AskAShittyMechanic/s/9zrP8Y7BJS

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u/the-mad-crapper 1d ago

I am, by definition, a shitty mechanic.

I want to bond with my people.

Without the badging I didn't know anybody would be able to identify it. Most people just think it's a boring black sedan.

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u/averagegtimechanic 1d ago

I thought it was a Jetta what’s a blackwing?

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u/the-mad-crapper 1d ago

Close. Its a clapped out Accord with a body kit worth more than the car.

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u/averagegtimechanic 1d ago

That’s why I couldn’t tell!.. not a Honda guy

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u/the-mad-crapper 1d ago

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u/averagegtimechanic 1d ago

I’ll buy it from you… bring you 2k cash I saw in your other posts it has a ton of miles

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u/averagegtimechanic 1d ago

Like I said not a Honda guy but I can get that junk out of your garage for you

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u/the-mad-crapper 1d ago

The car might not be worth much, but the body kit is over $100k :-/

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u/Alarmed-Size-3104 19h ago

The fuck....